Most kills in EVE are fairly straight forward affairs. Fleet A jumps into Fleet B and mayhem ensues. Victory falls most often to the side with better ships or larger numbers. To be sure, pilot skill and pilot error play their part as well but it is only rarely that true genius has its chance to shine. These special moments are celebrated by capsuleers everywhere. Videos such as those by Rooks and Kings remain popular even long after the events they document.

I want to salute one such bit of cleverness I encountered a short while ago. While it may not rise the benchmark set by the esteemed Rooks and Kings, it was certainly the high point of that particular nights game play.

I salute you, Misticue of Galactic Dragons for a rather enjoyable trap. Well played Sir, well played.

The evening had been a slow one. For the most part my friends and I were hanging about on comms, talking about kills and losses and generally wasting time. We decided to roam and so scouts were out scanning down area wormholes for a quick route into someone’s soft nether regions. Our CEO breaks into comms with an excited utterance about an offline faction POS tower with loot a’plenty. Orders were given pilots to grab a hauler, some stealth bombers, and for me to roll out in just my pod in case there was a ship to steal in the SMA.

We gathered at the wormhole entrance and waited for orders to jump in. Our glorious leader approached the tower as the rest of greedily cackled about the loot-fest we were anticipating. Sadly, avarice does not promote sound decision making. No one had looked beyond the lack of a force field to determine the state of affairs. The tiny ‘Online’ tag on the tower was clearly meaningless and dutifully ignored by everyone involved. Until the guns started shooting.

No sooner than our FC had uncloaked, he found himself locked, jammed, and summarily relieved of his vessel. In the following confused moments we pieced together what had happened. Hearty, laughter-filled praise was heaped upon the tower’s owners. In addition to having no force field, the tower had a Mobile Tractor Unit placed in a cluster of guns. There were no wrecks to be seen and the guns would de-cloak anyone looking appraching the MTU. There will no doubt be many who would not have fallen for this ruse but none the less, it was a fun experience and I thank the clever bastard who put it together.

Your drinking buddy,

Rupert Foulmouth


  1. OK

    I feel the best FC usually wins. The best FC has the best intel and that means he’ll probably have the right ships and numbers.

    February 11, 2015 at 09:56 Reply
  2. Gosti

    This is actually very common in WH-Space. I see such a POS almost every week while Chain-Scanning. The SMAs usually have on or two shuttles, and thats it. It is a good trap when you don´t look closely

    February 11, 2015 at 10:40 Reply
    1. Patrick

      would be a better article with some pics of such towers tho, not just a meme picture

      sure we all know what it looks like but would still flesh this out a bit more

      February 11, 2015 at 17:25 Reply
  3. College Prof

    I am so f/cking confused by this news article! No force field yet the guns were working? Offline POS that was actually online? Yet no force field? I read this crap 3 times to determine if I missed a crucial piece of information, alas, I am still bewildered. Please, can I have someone translate this news article into coherent English. Thanks.

    February 11, 2015 at 14:01 Reply
    1. Grunt

      The English is just fine, you are just lacking pos mechanics knowledge.

      When you online a POS it does not have a forcefield instantly. It will only have a forcefield once you set a password for your POS. As long as you do not set a password there is no forcefield.

      This however is a oneway action, once set it can not be removed.

      February 11, 2015 at 14:08 Reply
      1. College Prof

        Don’t you think that would be key information to share in this article?

        February 11, 2015 at 14:18 Reply
        1. Iread

          Lol college prof ehh? Well if you re read the second paragraph you will see the op say that they were all greedily staring at the loot to be had and no one looked past the lack of a pos shield and the “online” tag was dutifully ignored by all. Lol how you missed that every time you read the article is beyond me…..

          February 11, 2015 at 15:58 Reply
          1. Iread

            Second to last paragraph not the second one.

            February 11, 2015 at 15:59
      2. College Prof

        “Our CEO breaks into comms with an excited utterance about an offline
        faction POS tower” Does the tower show offline too when a password is not set? I live out of a POS so I do understand POS mechanics. This article is not clear and quite contradictory.

        February 11, 2015 at 14:23 Reply
        1. yoyo

          Nooo, read it.

          FC: “no pos shields, the tower therefore must be offline!!! YAAAY LOOT, quickly let’s kill it!”
          Pos online without active shield, owners laugh when the kills come in.

          Common practise especially in lower classes wormholes.

          February 11, 2015 at 14:25 Reply
          1. College Prof

            You just quoted text that does not exist!

            February 11, 2015 at 14:27
    2. Clueless

      It´s quite simple and not very new.
      You anchor up your tower, fuel and stront it and online it without entering a Force Field Password into the management menu. When the timer ends you can witness an online tower without FF. Now just anchor the modules you want on it.

      The reason Rooks and Kings seem “to set the benchmark” for traps and fighting against the odds is very simple: They are doing it publicly by releasing well edited videos of their operations.
      Sure, they deserve credit for this (and LM’s awesome voice over ofc), but most of their videos are showing well performed or polished copies of ideas other players allready performed before.
      And actually they haven´t done anything new for years now. The videos are full of material from 2012 and before.

      February 11, 2015 at 14:29 Reply
      1. Senex Legio 1

        This is quite true. From what I can tell, Rooks and Kings now consists of around 8 guys who hotdrop single ships. They have indeed fallen on hard times.

        February 11, 2015 at 17:07 Reply
      2. Patrick

        They’ve always had a long time gap between doing stuff and showing it and I expect this year will cover 2013. For a small group they’ve driven forward the meta many times and hopefully keep playing Eve to do it again.

        This article was a bit short. No screen grabs of the tower or anything? But it did remind me to watch the false tower video again

        February 11, 2015 at 17:23 Reply
        1. splapp a lapp

          Then you should take a look at their killboard and ask yourself: What have RnK done in 2013/2014 besides smartbombing and 0815 ganks?

          February 11, 2015 at 21:00 Reply
          1. Patrick

            being pipebombed (and piped again , and again) is probably the most dramatic fleet death I’ve had in the past two years, and this kind of thing looks pretty fun: Sexy nestors vs guardians.

            February 11, 2015 at 21:52
  4. DerpAHolic

    Always read the label… what I have to say

    February 11, 2015 at 14:32 Reply
  5. Sold

    Senex Legio has a very similar POS set up in M-M. They light a cyno inside a bunch of guns and bubbles. Randoms warp to the cyno, get dragged, and then killed.

    February 11, 2015 at 14:47 Reply
    1. Jake Rivers

      SENX’s bait POS is also somewhat effective because it is only a few thousand kilometers from the station. If you’re not paying close attention when jumping into M-M, it will initially appear on your overview that the cyno is on the station and not at a POS.

      February 11, 2015 at 16:59 Reply
    2. Senex Legio 1


      February 11, 2015 at 17:05 Reply
  6. As someone that does not living in WH-space this is pretty hilarious and entertaining.

    February 11, 2015 at 18:22 Reply
  7. lol


    February 11, 2015 at 18:56 Reply
    1. Nem

      They thought they had an easy kill or a nice piece of loot because the forcefield was down. Unfortunately the owners of the forcefield still had its guns on and they placed a mobile tractor unit between the guns which affectively decloaked them when they got close. The guns killed them, and the mobile tractor unit scooped the wrecks. In hunter became the hunted.

      February 13, 2015 at 16:08 Reply
      1. lol

        Yes I figured that much,What I don’t understand is how this is in anyway remotely ”news” worthy ?

        February 13, 2015 at 17:13 Reply
  8. bitteroldvet

    hahahhahahahahah funny 🙂

    February 12, 2015 at 23:27 Reply
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