I’m sure most of you are aware that it really is kicking off down in the south for Goons RUS and my brothers and sisters in PLN3 and in this time of war and discord I feel as if we all need a little comedy to keep us powering through. So here is a couple funny stories that came to my attention over the last few days.
First things first:
I AM QUEEN OF THE BUZZARDS
It is the star of all children’s horror stories, the stuff of nightmares and the monster under your bed. The probenaught goes by many names including “Matriarch of the Buzzards” and “Carebears Bane” but everyone owes thanks to a small gang from Lead Farmers Origin of Kill It With Fire who found the monstrosity in W-XY4J and …. well, killed it with fire.
Made famous by being the sole cause of the demise of the notorious carebears intrepid crossing the probenaught has been the bane of many eve pilots’ existence but now we can all sleep easy knowing our safe spots are safe again!
Carebears, Ratters and Booster Alts REJOICE!
That is all booster alts bar the following.
I was once told by someone that there was nothing more precious than the sound of a baby’s laughter; That person was horribly mistaken and had clearly never heard the tears of Marmite.
This one goes out to our good ol’ purple friends up in RvB who the other day scanned out a neutral booster alt operating in their space. They alpha-ganked the guy and the resulting conversation provided top kek material for all!
Its a long read but its worth it for the lulz.
shadowboy9 > o/[ 2014.01.23 23:04:54 ] Niclas Solo > hello we have a problem with your gank of juju breezy[ 2014.01.23 23:05:09 ] Niclas Solo > i want you to pay what it did cost us[ 2014.01.23 23:05:23 ] Niclas Solo > we have been nothing but good neighors to you[ 2014.01.23 23:05:31 ] Niclas Solo > we done nothing to you[ 2014.01.23 23:05:55 ] Niclas Solo > and still you choose you kill our neutral alt that was in a safe[ 2014.01.23 23:06:12 ] Niclas Solo > there was no reason to kill him[ 2014.01.23 23:06:29 ] Niclas Solo > ¨so why did you do that?[ 2014.01.23 23:06:58 ] shadowboy9 > one sec[ 2014.01.23 23:07:20 ] Telemachus Rheade > lol i hear marmite is butthurt about losing a damnation[ 2014.01.23 23:07:25 ] Telemachus Rheade > /emote gets popcorn[ 2014.01.23 23:07:27 ] Telemachus Rheade > carry on[ 2014.01.23 23:07:36 ] Niclas Solo > no[ 2014.01.23 23:07:44 ] Niclas Solo > pleae let me explaine[ 2014.01.23 23:07:45 ] Telemachus Rheade > maybe you should as gevlon goblin to reimburse?[ 2014.01.23 23:07:50 ] Yorlon Franx > lol i hear we hav some marmite tears[ 2014.01.23 23:07:51 ] shadowboy9 > well firstly we did not know it was yours[ 2014.01.23 23:07:54 ] Jagtor > we do it to our boosters aswell[ 2014.01.23 23:07:54 ] Niclas Solo > i do not speak for marmite[ 2014.01.23 23:07:56 ] shadowboy9 > being neut and all[ 2014.01.23 23:07:57 ] Telemachus Rheade > lol[ 2014.01.23 23:07:59 ] Telemachus Rheade > okay[ 2014.01.23 23:08:03 ] Niclas Solo > i speak for my friend[ 2014.01.23 23:08:07 ] Telemachus Rheade > lol[ 2014.01.23 23:08:13 ] Telemachus Rheade > cant your friend speak for himself?[ 2014.01.23 23:08:15 ] Niclas Solo > we are in caldari high prime[ 2014.01.23 23:08:31 ] Niclas Solo > only reason we are in marmite is because of free wars[ 2014.01.23 23:08:45 ] Niclas Solo > and we have been very good negbours to you[ 2014.01.23 23:08:48 ] Telemachus Rheade > lol[ 2014.01.23 23:08:54 ] Telemachus Rheade > well maybe it’s time to move systems?[ 2014.01.23 23:08:55 ] Telemachus Rheade > or[ 2014.01.23 23:08:57 ] Telemachus Rheade > wardec rvb[ 2014.01.23 23:08:57 ] Yorlon Franx > that was a sweet damnation we ganked the other night[ 2014.01.23 23:08:58 ] Telemachus Rheade > for revenge[ 2014.01.23 23:09:11 ] Jagtor > was watching u earlier on jita gate in NC – someone else was having tears at u in local i beleive[ 2014.01.23 23:09:14 ] Niclas Solo > really ladys?[ 2014.01.23 23:09:16 ] Telemachus Rheade > i’m sure you can gank some of our guys for revenge[ 2014.01.23 23:09:18 ] Telemachus Rheade > tell toa[ 2014.01.23 23:09:22 ] Telemachus Rheade > tora*[ 2014.01.23 23:09:23 ] Niclas Solo > is this what i have to talk to?[ 2014.01.23 23:09:33 ] Niclas Solo > tora is a moron[ 2014.01.23 23:09:36 ] Telemachus Rheade > pretty much, we all came for the popcorna nd tears bud[ 2014.01.23 23:09:42 ] Telemachus Rheade > can i quite you on that?[ 2014.01.23 23:09:45 ] Telemachus Rheade > quote*[ 2014.01.23 23:09:45 ] Jagtor > 5 way convo dowes my head in[ 2014.01.23 23:10:09 ] Niclas Solo > you had no reason to gank my frined[ 2014.01.23 23:10:14 ] Niclas Solo > why did you do that?[ 2014.01.23 23:10:16 ] Telemachus Rheade > except lolz?[ 2014.01.23 23:10:19 ] Telemachus Rheade > and lewt[ 2014.01.23 23:10:21 ] Yorlon Franx > it was fun[ 2014.01.23 23:10:23 ] Jagtor > we thought it was an rvb alt[ 2014.01.23 23:10:24 ] Niclas Solo > we have done nothing to you[ 2014.01.23 23:10:30 ] Telemachus Rheade > welcome to eve?[ 2014.01.23 23:10:42 ] Niclas Solo > welcome to eve?[ 2014.01.23 23:10:50 ] Yorlon Franx > lol take ur losses like men[ 2014.01.23 23:11:05 ] Niclas Solo > im not talking for marmite[ 2014.01.23 23:11:08 ] Jagtor > any neutral boosters we see round here we assume they are rvbers misbehaving and using neutral boosts[ 2014.01.23 23:11:13 ] Niclas Solo > im talking for my friend[ 2014.01.23 23:11:19 ] Telemachus Rheade > so what you want reimbursement for losing a ship?[ 2014.01.23 23:11:22 ] Niclas Solo > and i hoped to fioxe this[ 2014.01.23 23:11:25 ] Telemachus Rheade > you really should as gevlon goblin man[ 2014.01.23 23:11:31 ] Telemachus Rheade > hear he gives free isk to marmite[ 2014.01.23 23:11:37 ] Niclas Solo > yes i want 900 mil for ship and pod[ 2014.01.23 23:11:37 ] Telemachus Rheade > ask*[ 2014.01.23 23:11:40 ] Telemachus Rheade > LOL[ 2014.01.23 23:11:56 ] shadowboy9 > uumm i can give u 9isk but that is pushing it[ 2014.01.23 23:11:59 ] Yorlon Franx > lmao[ 2014.01.23 23:12:01 ] Telemachus Rheade > would you like a hanky with that?[ 2014.01.23 23:12:02 ] Yorlon Franx > or what[ 2014.01.23 23:12:06 ] Niclas Solo > 9 isk is fine[ 2014.01.23 23:12:10 ] Telemachus Rheade > LOL[ 2014.01.23 23:12:22 ] Niclas Solo > only 100 mil more of you guys need to send the same[ 2014.01.23 23:12:30 ] Telemachus Rheade > Niclas Solo best way to get your isk back is dec rvb from marmite, and then loot a lot[ 2014.01.23 23:12:42 ] shadowboy9 > ok i sent 0.10 isk[ 2014.01.23 23:12:48 ] Jagtor > or join rvb and loot a lot[ 2014.01.23 23:12:52 ] shadowboy9 > that was also over my limit[ 2014.01.23 23:12:56 ] Telemachus Rheade > i’ll send you 0.25 isk buddy[ 2014.01.23 23:13:13 ] Telemachus Rheade > 2014.01.23 23:13:04 Player Donation -0.25 ISK 19,528,329.59 ISK Telemachus Rheade deposited cash into Niclas Solo’s account[ 2014.01.23 23:13:15 ] Telemachus Rheade > there[ 2014.01.23 23:13:16 ] Jagtor > hmm – i’m not i missed that kill[ 2014.01.23 23:13:16 ] Niclas Solo > if you want to be morons it is not much i can do about that[ 2014.01.23 23:13:19 ] Telemachus Rheade > now go run some missions[ 2014.01.23 23:13:43 ] Telemachus Rheade > Niclas Solo all I can say is, you started this convo[ 2014.01.23 23:13:45 ] Niclas Solo > why did you gank him?[ 2014.01.23 23:13:51 ] Telemachus Rheade > lolz[ 2014.01.23 23:13:52 ] Telemachus Rheade > lewt[ 2014.01.23 23:13:55 ] Telemachus Rheade > giggles[ 2014.01.23 23:13:59 ] Jagtor > we thought it was an rvb alt[ 2014.01.23 23:13:59 ] Telemachus Rheade > boners?[ 2014.01.23 23:14:02 ] Jagtor > any neutral boosters we see round here we assume they are rvbers misbehaving and using neutral boosts[ 2014.01.23 23:14:14 ] Niclas Solo > yeah i started a convo, but i didnt know it was with 12 yeasr old kids[ 2014.01.23 23:14:24 ] Yorlon Franx > lol[ 2014.01.23 23:14:24 ] Telemachus Rheade > lol[ 2014.01.23 23:14:27 ] Niclas Solo > BS[ 2014.01.23 23:14:28 ] Telemachus Rheade > welcome to eve, again?[ 2014.01.23 23:14:37 ] Niclas Solo > ¨he got he booster 2 days ago[ 2014.01.23 23:14:44 ] Telemachus Rheade > should learn to be more careful[ 2014.01.23 23:14:49 ] Telemachus Rheade > leave things in space they get blown up[ 2014.01.23 23:14:55 ] Niclas Solo > do you want me to welcome you to eve Telemachus Rheade ?[ 2014.01.23 23:15:09 ] Niclas Solo > i came as a friend but you guys really suck[ 2014.01.23 23:15:19 ] Telemachus Rheade > please, war dec and show me what eve’s all about man[ 2014.01.23 23:15:33 ] Niclas Solo > dont tell cosmo i have a couple of his safes please[ 2014.01.23 23:15:38 ] Telemachus Rheade > i wont haha[ 2014.01.23 23:16:00 ] Jagtor > trade them to me – oh waiut he came to blue so i cant kill him anymore[ 2014.01.23 23:16:19 ] Niclas Solo > i spent a frined on this, lamuerte[ 2014.01.23 23:16:30 ] Niclas Solo > i did think much more about you guys[ 2014.01.23 23:16:41 ] Niclas Solo > but now i know where you stand[ 2014.01.23 23:16:45 ] Telemachus Rheade > lol you are name dropping now[ 2014.01.23 23:16:48 ] Telemachus Rheade > great[ 2014.01.23 23:16:50 ] Telemachus Rheade > dude[ 2014.01.23 23:16:51 ] Telemachus Rheade > you play eve[ 2014.01.23 23:16:53 ] Telemachus Rheade > lose a ship[ 2014.01.23 23:16:58 ] Telemachus Rheade > come asking for a reimbursement?[ 2014.01.23 23:17:04 ] Telemachus Rheade > and expect not to get trolled[ 2014.01.23 23:17:07 ] Telemachus Rheade > lol[ 2014.01.23 23:17:09 ] Yorlon Franx > lol[ 2014.01.23 23:17:09 ] Niclas Solo > it was not my ship or my alt that got hit[ 2014.01.23 23:17:14 ] Telemachus Rheade > that’s fine[ 2014.01.23 23:17:21 ] Niclas Solo > i wouldnt care as much if it was me[ 2014.01.23 23:17:23 ] Telemachus Rheade > then why fight someone’s fight, and get trolled?[ 2014.01.23 23:17:31 ] Yorlon Franx > well then what ur problem[ 2014.01.23 23:17:48 ] Niclas Solo > i do not believe you guys have anything to do with rvb[ 2014.01.23 23:17:55 ] Jagtor > if he wwas a marmite alt boosting marmites why dont they pay?[ 2014.01.23 23:18:01 ] Yorlon Franx > tell ur mate not to fly ships he cant aford to lose[ 2014.01.23 23:18:08 ] Telemachus Rheade > gevlon goblin is the man you should be talking to buddy, not me[ 2014.01.23 23:18:10 ] Yorlon Franx > and get over it[ 2014.01.23 23:18:11 ] Niclas Solo > could you link me to someone that anything to say?[ 2014.01.23 23:18:11 ] Telemachus Rheade > or anyone else[ 2014.01.23 23:18:19 ] Telemachus Rheade > lol[ 2014.01.23 23:18:25 ] Yorlon Franx > lol[ 2014.01.23 23:18:26 ] Telemachus Rheade > you wanna get trolled more?[ 2014.01.23 23:18:34 ] Jagtor > Thornea Aurilen[ 2014.01.23 23:18:52 ] Jagtor > he is the boss man of us all – out of corp alt ofc[ 2014.01.23 23:18:53 ] Telemachus Rheade > Gevlon Goblin[ 2014.01.23 23:18:55 ] Niclas Solo > shadow, i blocked the others, how should i talk to?[ 2014.01.23 23:19:00 ] Niclas Solo > i know you was the FC[ 2014.01.23 23:19:01 ] Telemachus Rheade > LOL[ 2014.01.23 23:19:05 ] Telemachus Rheade > shadow[ 2014.01.23 23:19:08 ] Telemachus Rheade > please troll him[ 2014.01.23 23:19:08 ] Telemachus Rheade > hard[ 2014.01.23 23:19:17 ] Niclas Solo > so i hold you responsible for what happen[ 2014.01.23 23:19:28 ] shadowboy9 > yes i was fc[ 2014.01.23 23:19:38 ] shadowboy9 > all i can say is dec us if your upset but i am not paying[ 2014.01.23 23:19:41 ] Niclas Solo > so why did you gank juju?[ 2014.01.23 23:20:03 ] shadowboy9 > wait[ 2014.01.23 23:20:23 ] Niclas Solo > im not talking for marmite, i just came here to know why you did what you did[ 2014.01.23 23:20:31 ] Telemachus Rheade > shadow[ 2014.01.23 23:20:32 ] Telemachus Rheade > say[ 2014.01.23 23:20:35 ] Telemachus Rheade > cause of lolz[ 2014.01.23 23:20:37 ] Telemachus Rheade > haha[ 2014.01.23 23:20:41 ] Telemachus Rheade > since he has us blocked[ 2014.01.23 23:20:54 ] shadowboy9 > Yuller is my boss[ 2014.01.23 23:20:56 ] shadowboy9 > talk to him[ 2014.01.23 23:20:56 ] Niclas Solo > we have been here for weeks and been nothing but good neighbors[ 2014.01.23 23:21:28 ] Yuller > whats wrong?[ 2014.01.23 23:21:32 ] Niclas Solo > fuck you, you was the FC stand for what you did[ 2014.01.23 23:21:39 ] shadowboy9 > yea i told u[ 2014.01.23 23:21:42 ] shadowboy9 > i was the one who did it[ 2014.01.23 23:21:46 ] Niclas Solo > and pay up[ 2014.01.23 23:21:47 ] shadowboy9 > but still not paying for it[ 2014.01.23 23:21:56 ] Niclas Solo > why?[ 2014.01.23 23:21:56 ] shadowboy9 > i’ll do it again if u keep going[ 2014.01.23 23:22:00 ] Yuller > pay up or what?[ 2014.01.23 23:22:07 ] Niclas Solo > what have we done to rvb?[ 2014.01.23 23:23:07 ] Niclas Solo > ignore the rest that try to anser, they are already blocked, i want to hear for you shadow[ 2014.01.23 23:23:30 ] Elizabeth Weire > hello?[ 2014.01.23 23:23:31 ] Yuller > Niclas Solo you always cry like a bitch?[ 2014.01.23 23:23:48 ] Niclas Solo > i never cry[ 2014.01.23 23:23:53 ] Niclas Solo > i get even[ 2014.01.23 23:23:55 ] Magenta Blue > hey Tele[ 2014.01.23 23:23:58 ] Yuller > your crying right now[ 2014.01.23 23:23:58 ] Miri Boirelle > hey hey[ 2014.01.23 23:24:10 ] Niclas Solo > but like i said, im not talking for marmite[ 2014.01.23 23:24:27 ] Yuller > its eve muppet[ 2014.01.23 23:24:30 ] Niclas Solo > im here for a friend and i hoped to fixe this in a civil matter[ 2014.01.23 23:24:36 ] Yuller > shit gets ganked all the time[ 2014.01.23 23:24:37 ] Sikk > hello[ 2014.01.23 23:24:55 ] Niclas Solo > but the way you ladys acted so far my hopes are very low[ 2014.01.23 23:24:56 ] Jagtor > post the KMs shadow[ 2014.01.23 23:24:57 ] Yuller > Marmite has been known to gank[ 2014.01.23 23:25:06 ] CelaQulundeO > oi[ 2014.01.23 23:25:07 ] Elizabeth Weire > woah what’s ahppening hear[ 2014.01.23 23:25:10 ] Elizabeth Weire > who got ganked?[ 2014.01.23 23:25:10 ] shadowboy9 > http://blue.rvbeve.c…l&kll_id=629902[ 2014.01.23 23:25:16 ] Niclas Solo > i dont give a shit about marmite[ 2014.01.23 23:25:17 ] shadowboy9 > http://blue.rvbeve.c…l&kll_id=629901[ 2014.01.23 23:25:21 ] Elizabeth Weire > oh[ 2014.01.23 23:25:23 ] Elizabeth Weire > ouch[ 2014.01.23 23:25:24 ] Niclas Solo > i dont talk for them[ 2014.01.23 23:25:31 ] Jagtor > Niclas Solo wants compensation for his friend[ 2014.01.23 23:25:33 ] Elizabeth Weire > so what’s the beef?[ 2014.01.23 23:25:37 ] Elizabeth Weire > oh[ 2014.01.23 23:25:40 ] Magenta Blue > what have I just got pulled in to ?[ 2014.01.23 23:25:41 ] Hesse Wiggin > o/[ 2014.01.23 23:25:41 ] Yuller > dude its just 500 mil[ 2014.01.23 23:25:41 ] Elizabeth Weire > lol[ 2014.01.23 23:25:50 ] shadowboy9 > kind of cheap really[ 2014.01.23 23:25:50 ] Niclas Solo > like i said i talk for my friend in caldari prime[ 2014.01.23 23:25:51 ] CelaQulundeO > wut is this crap[ 2014.01.23 23:25:53 ] Elizabeth Weire > Niclas Solo dude, you should just move on[ 2014.01.23 23:25:53 ] Hesse Wiggin > Wht’s up?[ 2014.01.23 23:25:58 ] Elizabeth Weire > there’s like 17 people here[ 2014.01.23 23:26:03 ] Elizabeth Weire > apparently someone got ganked[ 2014.01.23 23:26:08 ] Elizabeth Weire > and wants money[ 2014.01.23 23:26:16 ] Yuller > move on before i join all of marmites wars and blame it on you to tora[ 2014.01.23 23:26:21 ] Magenta Blue > oh a Marmite – fun[ 2014.01.23 23:26:21 ] shadowboy9 > i already sent him 0.10 isk[ 2014.01.23 23:26:27 ] shadowboy9 > and i thought that was more than enough[ 2014.01.23 23:26:30 ] Niclas Solo > Elizabeth Weire why? what is so wrong with asking what got wrong?[ 2014.01.23 23:26:32 ] Telemachus Rheade > i sent him 0.25 isk[ 2014.01.23 23:26:36 ] CelaQulundeO > All im going to say is command boosting, neurtral or otherwise is just as much faggotry as station games, All booster deserve to die[ 2014.01.23 23:26:37 ] Drake Sertan > http://tf2chan.net/p…32051635885.gif[ 2014.01.23 23:26:38 ] shadowboy9 > thats part of my ammo isk[ 2014.01.23 23:26:39 ] Miri Boirelle > x[ 2014.01.23 23:26:45 ] Elizabeth Weire > Niclas Solo because you get ganked in eve[ 2014.01.23 23:26:50 ] Elizabeth Weire > whining about it makes you look silly[ 2014.01.23 23:26:57 ] Yuller > http://i.imgur.com/oU3Pw.gif[ 2014.01.23 23:27:00 ] Magenta Blue > 0.10 ISK sent – I hope this resolves this matter[ 2014.01.23 23:27:01 ] Niclas Solo > Elizabeth Weire gank me if you can[ 2014.01.23 23:27:10 ] Elizabeth Weire > i’m a trading character lol[ 2014.01.23 23:27:11 ] Niclas Solo > i dont give a shit about that’[ 2014.01.23 23:27:14 ] Elizabeth Weire > cant shoot guns[ 2014.01.23 23:27:16 ] Niclas Solo > it is part of the game[ 2014.01.23 23:27:20 ] Elizabeth Weire > okay[ 2014.01.23 23:27:24 ] Elizabeth Weire > thehn what’s the issue?[ 2014.01.23 23:27:24 ] Gurney Kal’ar > o/ sorry for late join, I was afk[ 2014.01.23 23:27:30 ] Niclas Solo > but you guys ganked the wrong person[ 2014.01.23 23:27:30 ] Yuller > then shut up about it Niclas Solo[ 2014.01.23 23:27:31 ] Snow Arzi > what is this channel?[ 2014.01.23 23:27:32 ] Paou Compli > what’s going on?[ 2014.01.23 23:27:39 ] Drake Sertan > hai[ 2014.01.23 23:27:42 ] Niclas Solo > yuller blocked[ 2014.01.23 23:27:44 ] Miri Boirelle > lol bitter vets conventionI feel right at home
[ 2014.01.23 23:27:44 ] Elizabeth Weire > Snow Arzi some guy got ganked and he wants the ankers to pay him isk[ 2014.01.23 23:27:53 ] Snow Arzi > ankers?[ 2014.01.23 23:27:58 ] Niclas Solo > are we here to talk or here to block each other?[ 2014.01.23 23:27:59 ] Elizabeth Weire > gankers*[ 2014.01.23 23:28:21 ] Niclas Solo > you can gank as much as you want, i dont care about that[ 2014.01.23 23:28:22 ] Mourning Souls > Nobody is wrong gank tagets, unless you pull a Goons during Burn Jita and gank logi group freighter alt.[ 2014.01.23 23:28:23 ] Elizabeth Weire > Niclas Solo you seem to be the only one blocking people budy[ 2014.01.23 23:28:26 ] Snow Arzi > but what does this have to do with me[ 2014.01.23 23:28:33 ] Elizabeth Weire > no idea[ 2014.01.23 23:28:34 ] Niclas Solo > i just want to know why you ganked juju[ 2014.01.23 23:28:39 ] Elizabeth Weire > i just got invited too Snow Arzi[ 2014.01.23 23:28:43 ] Niclas Solo > you had no reason to do that[ 2014.01.23 23:28:58 ] Niclas Solo > we have been nothing but friednly to you guys[ 2014.01.23 23:29:34 ] Niclas Solo > still you choose to scan out a neutral alt and gank him for no reason[ 2014.01.23 23:29:34 ] Paou Compli > Telemachus Rheade – why am I invited to what seems like an argument?[ 2014.01.23 23:29:34 ] Gurney Kal’ar > /emote wonders where the hell his pants are[ 2014.01.23 23:29:40 ] Niclas Solo > wh?[ 2014.01.23 23:29:43 ] Yngvarr Khshayarsha > WHY AM I HERE[ 2014.01.23 23:29:44 ] Telemachus Rheade > Paou Compli the guy has blocked me[ 2014.01.23 23:29:47 ] Yngvarr Khshayarsha > I WAS KILLING RUSSIANS[ 2014.01.23 23:29:48 ] Telemachus Rheade > BUT[ 2014.01.23 23:29:49 ] Paou Compli > ah[ 2014.01.23 23:29:54 ] Telemachus Rheade > apparently Niclas Solo’s friend[ 2014.01.23 23:29:56 ] Telemachus Rheade > got ganked[ 2014.01.23 23:29:56 ] Paou Compli > gentlemen[ 2014.01.23 23:29:58 ] Telemachus Rheade > by shadow[ 2014.01.23 23:30:00 ] Telemachus Rheade > and friends[ 2014.01.23 23:30:03 ] Telemachus Rheade > and then[ 2014.01.23 23:30:11 ] Niclas Solo > Yngvarr Khshayarsha your blocked like many others so please go back to kill russians[ 2014.01.23 23:30:12 ] Telemachus Rheade > he decided to ask us to pay for the loss[ 2014.01.23 23:30:21 ] Yngvarr Khshayarsha > lololol[ 2014.01.23 23:30:25 ] Paou Compli > lol[ 2014.01.23 23:30:34 ] Niclas Solo > can i talk with someone that have something to say please?[ 2014.01.23 23:30:34 ] Paou Compli > we still at war with marmite?[ 2014.01.23 23:30:42 ] Magenta Blue > If you block us how can we pay the 0.10 ISK we owe?[ 2014.01.23 23:30:56 ] Telemachus Rheade > someone tell Niclas Solo that he’d get the same response or worse form anyone in rvb[ 2014.01.23 23:30:58 ] Yuller > here[ 2014.01.23 23:30:59 ] Telemachus Rheade > since he has me blocked[ 2014.01.23 23:31:06 ] Paou Compli > guys, look… if you aren’t blue to RvB, then there’s no recourse[ 2014.01.23 23:31:12 ] Niclas Solo > you own me 900 mil, pay it whatever way you like[ 2014.01.23 23:31:26 ] Gurney Kal’ar > [23:30:55] Telemachus Rheade > someone tell Niclas Solo that he’d get the same response or worse form anyone in rvb[ 2014.01.23 23:31:28 ] Niclas Solo > and pleaee let me talk with your mom or dad[ 2014.01.23 23:31:29 ] Mourning Souls > We will give you some ammo next MArmite vs. RVB war[ 2014.01.23 23:31:36 ] Gurney Kal’ar > [23:30:59] Telemachus Rheade > since he has me blocked[ 2014.01.23 23:31:36 ] Magenta Blue > cause year – Marmite would never gank anyone would they[ 2014.01.23 23:31:48 ] Gurney Kal’ar > Telemachus Rheade pasted what you typed[ 2014.01.23 23:31:53 ] Telemachus Rheade > thanks i saw[ 2014.01.23 23:31:58 ] Tora Bushido > lol whats all this about[ 2014.01.23 23:32:03 ] Telemachus Rheade > Tora Bushido[ 2014.01.23 23:32:04 ] Telemachus Rheade > hey buddy[ 2014.01.23 23:32:06 ] Telemachus Rheade > soooo[ 2014.01.23 23:32:13 ] Telemachus Rheade > Niclas Solo has me blocked[ 2014.01.23 23:32:17 ] Telemachus Rheade > but[ 2014.01.23 23:32:18 ] Telemachus Rheade > apparently[ 2014.01.23 23:32:19 ] Yuller > me too[ 2014.01.23 23:32:23 ] Telemachus Rheade > rvbers ganked a neutral booster[ 2014.01.23 23:32:25 ] Red Bishop > this is the funniest shit ever[ 2014.01.23 23:32:28 ] Telemachus Rheade > AND[ 2014.01.23 23:32:31 ] shadowboy9 >[ 2014.01.23 23:32:37 ] Telemachus Rheade > now this nic guy wants rvb to compensate him[ 2014.01.23 23:32:37 ] Paou Compli > Niclas Solo – tele is right, the only way that the money would be refunded is if the corp of the character was blue to RvB or PBLRD[ 2014.01.23 23:32:44 ] Niclas Solo > dont paste that tele,mac guy, he is blocked and that means im not interested in what he say[ 2014.01.23 23:32:44 ] Paou Compli > can you post the lossmail here please[ 2014.01.23 23:32:56 ] Magenta Blue > played this game for 10-years now and still never been butt-hurt enough to actually block someone[ 2014.01.23 23:32:59 ] Telemachus Rheade > Tora Bushido please get this Niclas Solo guy some isk from gevlon golblin[ 2014.01.23 23:32:59 ] Tora Bushido > compensate … why ?[ 2014.01.23 23:33:04 ] Magenta Blue > so weell done Tele[ 2014.01.23 23:33:05 ] Telemachus Rheade > he’s kinda giving marmite a bad name[ 2014.01.23 23:33:07 ] Paou Compli > well, he’s one of our management[ 2014.01.23 23:33:11 ] Telemachus Rheade > Tora Bushido he’s silly man[ 2014.01.23 23:33:12 ] Paou Compli > post the lossmail[ 2014.01.23 23:33:12 ] Telemachus Rheade > i dont know[ 2014.01.23 23:33:15 ] Paou Compli > pls[ 2014.01.23 23:33:17 ] Niclas Solo > guys… this is silly[ 2014.01.23 23:33:18 ] Telemachus Rheade > he needs to take the loss like a man[ 2014.01.23 23:33:23 ] Telemachus Rheade > and move on[ 2014.01.23 23:33:37 ] Niclas Solo > who can i talk to that can stand for what he say?
[ 2014.01.23 23:33:38 ] Mourning Souls > Very silly, I agree. But hilarious
[ 2014.01.23 23:33:44 ] Gurney Kal’ar > shadowgirl9 video listed as private
[ 2014.01.23 23:33:45 ] Telemachus Rheade > talk some sense into him man. I’ve never had marmites whine about losing a ship before Tora Bushido
[ 2014.01.23 23:33:59 ] Tora Bushido > Niclas Solo whats up ?
[ 2014.01.23 23:34:00 ] shadowgirl9 >
[ 2014.01.23 23:34:32 ] Niclas Solo > Tora Bushido just wanted to talk about their gank on juju breezy
[ 2014.01.23 23:34:42 ] Niclas Solo > but they behave like fuckiong morons
[ 2014.01.23 23:34:51 ] Yuller > he wants it paid back in isk
[ 2014.01.23 23:34:52 ] Gurney Kal’ar > such soundtrax!
[ 2014.01.23 23:35:03 ] Telemachus Rheade > he wants 900 mil paid back for the pod and ship loss lol
[ 2014.01.23 23:35:03 ] Tora Bushido > you drunk ?
[ 2014.01.23 23:35:04 ] Mourning Souls > Will this be BattleClinic thread soon?
[ 2014.01.23 23:35:09 ] Telemachus Rheade > hahaha Tora Bushido <3
[ 2014.01.23 23:35:17 ] CelaQulundeO > hai guys sorry I had to poor blue moon into a crystal goblet
[ 2014.01.23 23:35:21 ] Magenta Blue > cause every one that ever there was loves an RvB picnic
[ 2014.01.23 23:35:21 ] CelaQulundeO > whats up?
[ 2014.01.23 23:35:25 ] Niclas Solo > i dont know them but i really wish they do not have anything to do with rvb leaderships
[ 2014.01.23 23:35:32 ] Telemachus Rheade > <–director
[ 2014.01.23 23:35:33 ] Hesse Wiggin > Tele I wasn’t aware we reimbursed AFK links from other corps, do we?
[ 2014.01.23 23:35:47 ] Telemachus Rheade > Hesse Wiggin lol we dont compensate links from any corp
[ 2014.01.23 23:35:50 ] CelaQulundeO > when did that happen? fantastic change!
[ 2014.01.23 23:35:52 ] Telemachus Rheade > even ours
[ 2014.01.23 23:35:53 ] Mourning Souls > We don’t reimburse links for our own guys, never mind anyone else
[ 2014.01.23 23:36:11 ] Gurney Kal’ar >
[ 2014.01.23 23:36:11 ] Hesse Wiggin > That’s what I thought, wonder why they came asking….
[ 2014.01.23 23:36:20 ] Gurney Kal’ar > omfg this video… shadow you’ve outdone yourself
[ 2014.01.23 23:36:24 ] Telemachus Rheade > it’s not marmites man, it’s this nicolas guy
[ 2014.01.23 23:36:44 ] Gurney Kal’ar > /emote offers Nic some of his extra man hair
[ 2014.01.23 23:37:02 ] CelaQulundeO > oh hai, we must be discussing off grid boosting tactics
[ 2014.01.23 23:37:21 ] CelaQulundeO > best ive know about is to have about 25 randomly deep safes in system and upon landing warping to the next spot in system
[ 2014.01.23 23:37:30 ] Gurney Kal’ar > Niclas Solo man hair… for you man! free! for you!
[ 2014.01.23 23:37:39 ] CelaQulundeO > never staying at any one safe spot for more than 1 minute
[ 2014.01.23 23:38:08 ] Paou Compli > I will be sure to move all my links to jos
[ 2014.01.23 23:38:13 ] Tora Bushido > brb got to kill a vindi
[ 2014.01.23 23:38:17 ] Telemachus Rheade > kk
[ 2014.01.23 23:38:23 ] Magenta Blue > Niclas Solo – I’ve decided I want my 0.10 ISK back – I’m starting to think you don’t deserve – please deposit it my accoutn with intierest. ok. thanks. bai.
[ 2014.01.23 23:39:10 ] Hesse Wiggin > Gotta be honest, the music is really what makes that video
[ 2014.01.23 23:39:25 ] Gurney Kal’ar > I’m off dudes, shit to do and all. thx for the lols
[ 2014.01.23 23:39:38 ] Telemachus Rheade > someone tell Niclas Solo that i’ll pay him the isk if he offers me his account API!
[ 2014.01.23 23:39:45 ] Telemachus Rheade > copy paste please
[ 2014.01.23 23:39:58 ] Magenta Blue > [23:39:39] Telemachus Rheade > someone tell Niclas Solo that i’ll pay him the isk if he offers me his account API!
[ 2014.01.23 23:40:14 ] Hesse Wiggin > [23:39:38] Telemachus Rheade > someone tell Niclas Solo that i’ll pay him the isk if he offers me his account API!
[ 2014.01.23 23:41:23 ] Telemachus Rheade > so is this convo done
[ 2014.01.23 23:41:26 ] Telemachus Rheade > no one is talking?
[ 2014.01.23 23:41:36 ] Tora Bushido > ok vindi dead
[ 2014.01.23 23:41:50 ] Tora Bushido > Niclas Solo see alliance chat
[ 2014.01.23 23:41:56 ] Tora Bushido > to the rest gf
[ 2014.01.23 23:41:59 ] Telemachus Rheade > Tora Bushido link kill lol
[ 2014.01.23 23:42:01 ] CelaQulundeO > ok ill kill it, http://i.imgur.com/ecn46Er.gif — super gay spaceships
[ 2014.01.23 23:42:10 ] Tora Bushido > Kill: F1ip (Vindicator)
[ 2014.01.23 23:42:14 ] Telemachus Rheade > nice
[ 2014.01.23 23:42:17 ] Hesse Wiggin >
[ 2014.01.23 23:42:22 ] CelaQulundeO > http://i.imgur.com/0QwFnWK.gif
[ 2014.01.23 23:42:30 ] Telemachus Rheade > haha it always blows my mind how many people die to you guys Tora Bushido
[ 2014.01.23 23:42:36 ] Telemachus Rheade > please war dec us again sometime
[ 2014.01.23 23:42:51 ] Tora Bushido > cant you just help out goonies again ?
[ 2014.01.23 23:43:03 ] Telemachus Rheade > we only assisted for darwins cause we knew gevlon would cry
[ 2014.01.23 23:43:05 ] Telemachus Rheade > and write about us
[ 2014.01.23 23:43:07 ] Telemachus Rheade > free publicity
[ 2014.01.23 23:43:30 ] Telemachus Rheade > i want a clean war between us instead of goon idiots dying everywhere
[ 2014.01.23 23:43:30 ] Magenta Blue > gotta love that wee goblin
[ 2014.01.23 23:43:53 ] CelaQulundeO > can I hast your guardian 4-4 alt squad?
[ 2014.01.23 23:43:53 ] Telemachus Rheade > use some of gevlon’s isk and dec us buddy
[ 2014.01.23 23:44:25 ] Telemachus Rheade > Niclas Solo we done?
[ 2014.01.23 23:44:28 ] Telemachus Rheade > damn
[ 2014.01.23 23:44:30 ] Telemachus Rheade > he has me blocked
[ 2014.01.23 23:44:33 ] Telemachus Rheade > someone copy that for him
[ 2014.01.23 23:44:51 ] Tora Bushido > Telemachus Rheade but you keep losing ….
[ 2014.01.23 23:44:57 ] Tora Bushido > i agree it was a good fight
[ 2014.01.23 23:45:00 ] Telemachus Rheade > lol
[ 2014.01.23 23:45:10 ] Telemachus Rheade > iuno what KBs you read man
[ 2014.01.23 23:45:38 ] Mourning Souls > We’re single group that has less than 90% ISK efficiency, I call that a win.
[ 2014.01.23 23:45:39 ] Telemachus Rheade > so what’s the deal with Niclas Solo anyway
[ 2014.01.23 23:45:43 ] Telemachus Rheade > we good tora?
[ 2014.01.23 23:45:47 ] Tora Bushido > the ones that show us killing more then you
[ 2014.01.23 23:45:58 ] Tora Bushido > dont get me started again
[ 2014.01.23 23:46:01 ] Telemachus Rheade > lol
[ 2014.01.23 23:46:02 ] Telemachus Rheade > sure sure
[ 2014.01.23 23:46:05 ] Telemachus Rheade > not the time
[ 2014.01.23 23:46:11 ] Telemachus Rheade > i came here to troll Niclas Solo
[ 2014.01.23 23:46:14 ] Telemachus Rheade > and it was marvelous
[ 2014.01.23 23:46:26 ] Tora Bushido > War: The Marmite Collective vs. RvB – RED Federation last war
[ 2014.01.23 23:46:28 ] Telemachus Rheade > got you in here to talk some sense into him
[ 2014.01.23 23:46:34 ] Telemachus Rheade > link the other one
[ 2014.01.23 23:46:35 ] Tora Bushido > War: The Marmite Collective vs. RvB – RED Federation
[ 2014.01.23 23:46:39 ] Telemachus Rheade > blue
[ 2014.01.23 23:46:43 ] Tora Bushido > War: The Marmite Collective vs. New Eden Advanced Research
[ 2014.01.23 23:46:46 ] Tora Bushido > War: The Marmite Collective vs. Blohm and Voss Shipyards Alliance
[ 2014.01.23 23:46:53 ] Tora Bushido > need more examples ?
[ 2014.01.23 23:46:55 ] Tora Bushido > lol
[ 2014.01.23 23:46:56 ] Tora Bushido > kids
[ 2014.01.23 23:46:58 ] CelaQulundeO > remember children, trolling in /b is pissing into a sea of piss and to parralel that to eve, CCP trolls us all cause we still pay them
[ 2014.01.23 23:47:13 ] Niclas Solo > once again for 7th time, im not talkng for marmite, but i want to talk wiht someone in rvb that can speak for rvb, someone olded then 12 would be nice
[ 2014.01.23 23:47:25 ] Mourning Souls > Tele is mining director
[ 2014.01.23 23:47:30 ] Mourning Souls > he speaks for all of us
[ 2014.01.23 23:47:38 ] Magenta Blue > it’s the gift that keeps on giving
[ 2014.01.23 23:47:39 ] Mourning Souls > we’re mining alliance
[ 2014.01.23 23:47:47 ] Mourning Souls > that makes tele boss
[ 2014.01.23 23:47:49 ] Telemachus Rheade > someone tell Niclas Solo that I am talking for rvb when I say he will not get the 900 mil isk and will get trolled even more?
[ 2014.01.23 23:47:54 ] Telemachus Rheade > copy paste please
[ 2014.01.23 23:48:09 ] Magenta Blue > [23:47:50] Telemachus Rheade > someone tell Niclas Solo that I am talking for rvb when I say he will not get the 900 mil isk and will get trolled even more?
[ 2014.01.23 23:48:24 ] Red Bishop > ^
[ 2014.01.23 23:48:32 ] Telemachus Rheade > i also sent him 0.25 isk for his trouble but I think that’s a waste of isk now
[ 2014.01.23 23:49:07 ] Miri Boirelle > only 0.25 Tele,,,0.5 ffs
[ 2014.01.23 23:50:13 ] Telemachus Rheade > Niclas Solo giving marmites a bad name. never had any marmite complained about losing a ship
[ 2014.01.23 23:50:47 ] Telemachus Rheade > oh damn
[ 2014.01.23 23:50:48 ] Telemachus Rheade > tora left
[ 2014.01.23 23:50:52 ] Telemachus Rheade > it’s only nicolas solo now
[ 2014.01.23 23:50:58 ] Miri Boirelle > Tele u bad
[ 2014.01.23 23:51:57 ] Telemachus Rheade > soo
[ 2014.01.23 23:52:02 ] Telemachus Rheade > this guy gonna stay in this chat
[ 2014.01.23 23:52:11 ] Telemachus Rheade > i wanna be here if he’s gonna talk some more
[ 2014.01.23 23:52:29 ] Red Bishop > I need moar tears
[ 2014.01.23 23:53:15 ] CelaQulundeO > man I was hoping for better rationalizations, really paranoid ones.
[ 2014.01.23 23:54:47 ] Telemachus Rheade > sigh Niclas Solo isn’t talking anymore
[ 2014.01.23 23:54:50 ] Telemachus Rheade > guess the party is over
[ 2014.01.23 23:54:52 ] Telemachus Rheade > gonna go afk
[ 2014.01.23 23:54:58 ] Telemachus Rheade > but staying here in case he talks again
[ 2014.01.23 23:55:18 ] Paou Compli > seems like it, was very confused and think I missed most of the good stuff
