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(What follows is a refreshing “departure” from the regular “a titan got tackled and we cynoed in some friends to kill it off” sort of battle-report, we hope you enjoy it as much as we did.)

So this one cold winters night, 4 weeks after the initial planning phase. I was redeeming potatoes from the EVE Advent calendar website. I saw an Astero at a safespot. I probed it down and found it was at a safespont mid system. I thought this would be a good time to test out my new Phoenix that I hadn’t had the chance to use. I procedded to jump in my Phoenix and forgot to fit a point.

The Astero tackled me and I was unable to do sufficient damage with my Citadel Torpedoes.

Because the Astero lacked damage I thought it would be a good time to reenact the “Fast and the Furious Tokyo Drift” with my phoenix in memory of that duder that sadly died in the car crash. I proceeded to run around my room and make racecar sounds when I tripped over a pair of dirty underpants on the floor. It was then I looked at my screen and saw a fellow drag racer in an Erebus. There to aid me and save me from this crash.

At this moment I recalled God once said “let there be light” and so I lit a cyno and hazed fat nerds. Fellow onlookers came through the beacon and proceeded to scream loudly on coms calling random primaries. xXPlease Pandemic Citizens Reloaded Alliance.Xx proceeded to call the shots and save this burning wreckage caused by the lack of drifting skill. Whilst all sitting on grid the Ceremony was held. Just about when the trumpets were going to be played to mark the start of two minutes silence an officer rat spawned. It was at this point the erebus tried to hit the nitrous button and put it into 8th gear to save his own ship. Calling to duty as this obvious lack of respect to (oh i found his name) Paul Walker we tackled him. He started to burn rubber and pulled a sweet ass U turn. There was a smell of peppermint in the air. Even Santa himself couldn’t deny the funky freshness of this fight.

After the Erebus his half shields the order was made to refit to bulkheads incase the Erebus lit off its beam of holy light. Matthew 13.37 And God said let there be the holy light of swag and smoke down all the disbelievers. It was good that the Erebus didn’t have 50,000 isotopes. It was unable to light its holy superweapon of the lord. It was then we jumped in our own Swagnabus, Spinning rims glazing in the sunlight and boom box thumping out the tunes…

It died in under three minutes.

Kill: Arula (Erebus):

Battle Report:

I would like to give thanks to:

Arula
Tinkerhell and Alts
Brave Newbies Inc
Jesus
the 12 Disciples: Peter, Andrew, James, John, Philip, Nathanael, Matthew, Thomas, James the less. Jude, J̶u̶d̶a̶s̶
Our Glorious Leader Kim Jong Un
CCP Guard – for valuable intel
Oprah
Gabe Newell

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