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If “grr goons!” was ever a thing then in The Mitanni’s most recent CEO update “grr Slowcats!” is most definitely a thing. Rarely has a CEO update provided so little in actual content and so much in complaining. The update does however provide two pieces of content for CFC pilots.

Full Deployment to G-0… again!

In The Mitanni’s previous GSF update he proudly proclaimed,

No honor, no fun for the foe, nothing but having their faces smashed in shit over and over and over again until they cry, beg, and plead for forgiveness for what they tried to do to us.

In his recent CEO update he however opted to modify this somewhat and claim that,

In the beginning, we were here for funsies and for revenge, a low-level deployment without too much coordination or effort

What is obvious from this about turn is that the war is not going as intended. In response The Mitanni has decided to pull down the pvp powerhouse alliances of CO2, FCON and GENTS from hitting structures in stealth bombers to the main Curse deployment. The reason for this is that they were effectively repulsed by N3 allies EMP in fairly short order and sent packing. What effect the deployment of these trio of alliances will have on the war remains to be seen, however the likely answer is “not much”.

Train for Dreadnoughts…again!

The previous Mitanni update told people to train for dreadnoughts however this update specified they should be of the vertical variety. All CFC pilots are being told to train towards Naglfar and this new doctrine being named “Omega fleet” essentially a capital alpha fleet. While these may prove somewhat effective at countering the slowcats almost every escalation by CFC so far in the war has lead to N3 “dropping the hammer” and destroying large numbers of dreadnoughts. Since the most recent loss of 70 dreadnoughts CFC have not fielded them versus slowcats.

The rest…

The rest of the update contains, complaining about Slowcats, NC. Being Band of Brothers Mk4 and complaining that the enemy are so smug for sitting in Slowcats and beating CFC at almost every timer. If you have a penchant for self-abuse you may read the full update – in its unpaginated form right here.

It remains to be seen what effect these two changes will have on the current deployment. CFC numbers in their staging system have already seen a large dive since the beginning of the war and this CEO update is largely an attempt to bolster the faultering participation of CFC alliances.

224 Comments

  1. sadleric

    Say what you will about tears; a thousand Dominixes is a serious problem.

    December 15, 2013 at 16:56 Reply
    1. wow

      hurrdurr sentry carriers are broken but sentry battleships are cool… the amount of autism is remarkable

      December 15, 2013 at 17:08 Reply
    2. Derpderpderp

      You sir… are a fucking spastic.. that is all

      December 15, 2013 at 17:13 Reply
    3. Leicester

      I’ll see your thousand Dominixes and raise you three hundred Archons.
      Not that it would matter because that many drones would crash the server anyway…

      December 15, 2013 at 17:40 Reply
  2. TvM

    What do we learn? EN24 is N3/PL propaganda, TMC is CFC propaganda. Somehow same shit.

    December 15, 2013 at 16:57 Reply
    1. godwork

      that the more mittens cries and spins and writes lies the more afraid him and his koolaid drinkin babies are? and by this measure he is fucking terrified!

      December 15, 2013 at 17:06 Reply
  3. DF12

    excellent, More people to shoot at. let’s see if they undock the “omega fleet”

    December 15, 2013 at 17:08 Reply
    1. Pilious

      Eve bet has the odds of CFC actually fielding Omega fleet and 100 to 1 so yeh.

      December 15, 2013 at 17:27 Reply
      1. Bob V.

        Here is the sour truth. Most in the CFC realize that there is a huge chance these Naglfar’s will be destroyed with the first few minutes of the battle. Then, we will never field them again.

        What really pisses us off is we have to spend god knows how many days/weeks getting up the skills to fly these damn things, and once they get whelped, wasted skillpoints abound.

        Let’s not forget the initial cost of these things. Its not like FA, FCON, GENTs, or even Razor is rich enough to just hand them out. I say fuck the Mittani and let his dumbass rot in hell.

        December 15, 2013 at 17:53 Reply
        1. Kamar Raimo

          Are you just a provocateur or is there any actual dissent within CFC about all this?

          December 15, 2013 at 18:14 Reply
          1. just a CFC grunt

            he is just a provocateur, the general concensus among us is that the war is still a lot of fun, regarding fights, yeah we win some lose some, no denying N3 has capital domination. And drone assist, yeah, no denying it works, it’s just boring as hell, I think both sides can come to that agreement, it takes the f1 mashing away from the f1 mashers and just turns them into multiboxing clients for the fc, boring but effective.

            December 15, 2013 at 18:43
          2. q

            Like pressing f1 is really challenging. It’s pretty much all the same…

            December 15, 2013 at 19:20
          3. just a CFC grunt

            wasn’t trying to claim that f1 mashing is challenging in any way, just stating that drone assist is even less challenging, and thus boring. Benefit to drone assist though is that you’re pretty much free to bio break/fap/re-beer/whatever while the fight is on. Big battles were never about fun, Big battles are work time, small gang is play time.

            December 16, 2013 at 06:05
          4. David

            BS. In fact, Gossamer and Innominate were pushing Mitt and Laz around over this. The general consensus among goons is that this is a complete waste of fucking time. Only ones die hard for this shit, ain’t fielding shit. We all know this is Mitten’s final push for power within goons. Innominate straight up called him a pussy for having publicized the whole egg whelping when Mitt forced the issue. Reason for the soft deployment a few weeks ago as an honorable third party, is because Mitt had virtually no support. Goon leadership saw it as nothing but an assist to the Russians. For weeks Mitt has lost control of goons. He deliberately sold out gents after they lost a station they didn’t know they had. He pressed them to defend it and reploy, promising to reinforce, yet never sent the calvary.

            Why? Mitt has been stripped of his power.

            Laz has been in control of operations. Innominate, goss are furious over him throwing them under the bus over the egg despite pushing for it to reassert his authority. The Kool aid drinkers are wrapped up in Mittani ‘ propaganda. But all assets, funds and operations are in complete control of Laz and Vily. After the soft deployment, that not a single member of leadership agreed with, the low ranks deployed and got beat.

            This embarrassed Laz, Innominate, Gossamer and Vily. So now they fully committed forces and Mittani sent propaganda like it was his order.

            Don’t believe me? Mittani admitted it himself. Despite giving a direct order and “calling it” regarding the freighter and egg situation, why did they do it anyway and just proceed? Fact is Mittani pushed it for weeks, they got set up and then he pussed out. So they just wanted to get it done. His excuse was, he went to get a snack after Mittani was told to get his ass in system then make the call.

            Word is, Goss and Vily provided the tip for the whelping. It was the final blow to Mittani ‘ power. Which is why Vily mocked Mittani and laughed after it got whelped. Laz and Vily planned for weeks for a full deployment against N3 due to their embarrassment for mittani running his mouth about Fairplay. Deployment was under way and Mittani acted as if it was his call.

            Mittani is just a figurehead at this point, but has no real control over CFC or goons now. This is his final push to exit with dignity.

            Just ask goon central leadership. It’s not like they’re hiding it, even to his face.

            December 16, 2013 at 11:41
          5. GrouchyOldGamer

            He’s trolling you, most CFC players I know think it’ll be good fun. I’ve got a couple of million on the node crash deadpool.

            December 15, 2013 at 19:15
        2. Robo

          FA was broke and complaining about it after a week of this war.

          December 15, 2013 at 19:36 Reply
          1. blayzdI g

            you really dont like us do you scrub?

            FA is in fountain, how can we be broke?

            December 15, 2013 at 20:30
        3. GFY

          Damn, they arent that expensive. And waaaa much?

          December 15, 2013 at 20:02 Reply
      2. truestuff

        they will do it once and they will get dd off the field then i doubt their members will enjoy wasting all that time and isk for 1 min on field time well maybe not even that long

        December 15, 2013 at 17:55 Reply
  4. True story

    As N3, we were ready to field 500 spider tank SCs, they already have problems with 250 spider tank archons 🙂
    Looking forwards for this Nags fleets, but please Goonswagon fit them to resist at least to a doomsday, otherwise we will not have enough fun…

    December 15, 2013 at 17:11 Reply
    1. Dumbledore

      Update to damage profiles (to resist against):

      N3: EM/Therm (titan fleet)
      N3: Exp/Kin
      BL: Kin/Therm
      Solar: Kin/Therm
      CFC: – Oops I brought wrong size ammo. – Me too! – I have hail! – I know you said EM but I loaded shrapnel bombs because I have bonuses for them. – I though bombs meant smartbomb. – Why do you say my defender missiles are useless? – But, but I thought. – But the corp hangar had only nuclear left. – Guys does any1 have ammo, I forgot mine. – Can we stop by Jita?

      December 15, 2013 at 18:30 Reply
      1. Robo

        Bahahahaaaa

        December 15, 2013 at 19:35 Reply
      2. Dirty Rotten Sneaky Bastard

        Dumbledore, that is so true… ::sigh:: I remember those days.
        But, you and Grouchy need to read between the lines here. Have you ever seen so much butthurt and nerdrage come out of Mittens ever… EVER, in a SOTA? Boy! Is he ever beside himself.
        He thinks this Omegafleet is the be all and end all, but it can be undone completely with the lowly Stealth Bombers. Remember when FAZOR tried to prop up Solar when they were being cashiered? That conveyor belt of lockbreaker bombs works on Nalfs too. Can’t alpha what you can’t lock.

        December 15, 2013 at 20:20 Reply
        1. Booyeah

          Because lockbreaker works so well against ewar-immune dreads in siege.

          December 15, 2013 at 23:30 Reply
      3. -_-

        that… was… beautiful…

        December 16, 2013 at 01:34 Reply
    2. N3ver Back Down

      N3 Victor

      December 15, 2013 at 19:16 Reply
  5. Tubrug1

    Thank god the high quality, unbiased reporting of EN24 is here to save us from the evil of TMdC.

    December 15, 2013 at 17:13 Reply
    1. GrouchyOldGamer
      December 15, 2013 at 18:02 Reply
  6. Someotherdude

    Beware the mittani meta NC. When mittens gets his face shoved in shit, he turns to the age old inside job of dropping your SoV – of course you know this already so work it out so CFC SoV in Omist is dropped. IT would be a hella good null x-mas gift.

    December 15, 2013 at 17:21 Reply
    1. lol

      pretty sure they would grind it back in 1 day like they did last time

      December 15, 2013 at 17:56 Reply
  7. Makalu

    I support this article fully, oh and in b4 2 full archon fleets…how is that nag fleet coming along?

    December 15, 2013 at 17:22 Reply
  8. An observer

    What Mittani is not saying is that he fears the Russians get fed up with the CFC, and see them start moving west for new sov. He now has to go full retard against N3 to keep the Russians hoping.

    December 15, 2013 at 17:25 Reply
    1. Bob V.

      Fuck the Russians, besides, Goons don’t have a good history at all with the Russians. Many more times than not, the Goons leave the Russians to fend for themselves once the shit hits the fan.

      Does Solar, DD, and AAA really think that the Goons give a rats ass about them? They will use them until they are no longer needed, then they will be crushed and disposed of like a soda pop can. I just don’t understand the loyalty the Russians have for the Goons. It doesn’t make sense, but no one ever said that the Russians were smart.

      December 15, 2013 at 17:47 Reply
      1. Kamar Raimo

        I think you are confusing loyalty with “we would rather not fight against the biggest blob in EVE.” You can say what you want about Russians, but they tend to have good memory, and they still remember what happened to White Noise

        December 15, 2013 at 18:11 Reply
        1. An observer

          It would be interesting to see how efficient the “biggest blob in Eve” would be, in a multiple front war.

          December 15, 2013 at 19:52 Reply
          1. Kamar Raimo

            Pretty badly if the failed attempt to engage N3 in one by deploying GENTS/CO2/FCON in the north-eastern regions is any indication.

            December 15, 2013 at 20:14
  9. Varesk

    eve bet is now open. odds are showing pl/pets stay and fight for less than 2 weeks. which is still longer than NCDOT fought to save Querious from BL/SOLAR. (they didnt want that space anyway)/

    December 15, 2013 at 17:25 Reply
    1. anonymous

      “Querious from BL/SOLAR/CFC”. Thought I would fix that for you.

      December 15, 2013 at 17:30 Reply
    2. NC. Grunt

      We didn’t even deploy to go save querious. BL/SOLAR just grinded the entire space away with 0 fights from NC. happening as we were not even there.

      December 15, 2013 at 17:41 Reply
      1. really

        pretty sure they took it from test for lulz at the end of fountain “war” and it was given to them anyways not like they took it really

        December 15, 2013 at 17:57 Reply
  10. Moar Tears

    The update was amusing, why does the CFC keep trying to say N3 are scared and worn out? We are playing EvE and having fun, just because we counter your blobs doesn’t mean EvE is broken. Go ahead and bring the ‘Omega Fleet’ our SC fleet need dusting off, as do our dread alts and archon blobs =)

    December 15, 2013 at 17:38 Reply
    1. IWuzThere

      They have literally not won a fight when the odds were not at least 2:1 in their favor. N3 stood down today solely for that reason. I keep logging in, looking for the big fights, but RUSRUS/CFC log out when we have superior comps (still outnumbered), and we have to stand down when the odds are just innumerable.

      December 15, 2013 at 17:49 Reply
      1. bahahaha

        actully it was because it was 4-7 am and we were asleep but keep believing what your leadership tells you

        December 15, 2013 at 20:08 Reply
        1. Moar Tears

          Leadership doesn’t need to tell us anything, we login to fight and CFC docks up, it’s really that simple, your leadership lies to you all obviously ‘We took out their PRIME JB Mwa hahaha – Nulli are breaking due to this…..’ – like they actually effect us THAT much, our morale isn’t down at all, we just wish the fights would escalate/happen rather than CFC dock up.

          December 16, 2013 at 21:56 Reply
    2. Homophobic John

      How did that go for you today? Killboards look like it went really well for yo- Wait…

      December 15, 2013 at 23:27 Reply
  11. Bob V.

    I think it is about time for people to go visit him, at his house, and have a sit down with him. All I need is an address. He just pulled a very shitty move against my alliance and we are very pissed off at him right now. Just because FA is not fully engaged down in the south doesn’t give him the right to be bad mouthing us. FCON, GENTs, I know you guys are with us. Maybe it is time for a move against this retard. His time has come and gone, CFC needs new leadership now!

    December 15, 2013 at 17:43 Reply
    1. Bawk Bawkbagawk

      it isnt like there arent plenty of people willing to run a train on him. “Air Tight Goons in 2014!”

      December 15, 2013 at 17:46 Reply
    2. IWuzThere

      They haven’t had leadership since he stopped logging in three years ago. He just armchair quarterbacks half assed fleet comps while spewing transparent drivel for his masses. His time was up years ago, his pets just refuse to stand up.

      December 15, 2013 at 17:52 Reply
      1. Tarzan WITH Jane

        you must admit: it’s masterclass passive ISK farming.

        December 15, 2013 at 20:13 Reply
    3. Dumbledore

      Dude, if the game gets you that bad off your trolley, you need to take a break…. Go play board games or something for a while.

      December 15, 2013 at 18:33 Reply
      1. Akrasjel Lanate

        It’s called metagame XD

        December 15, 2013 at 19:34 Reply
    4. Dr. Fill

      Your Doctor gave you medications for a reason, Take them.

      December 15, 2013 at 19:28 Reply
    5. Robo

      Who will you support in gaining the biggest rmt empire over Mittens. Would be a bloody struggle for all those fees aha

      December 15, 2013 at 19:31 Reply
    6. BlayzdI G

      honestly when did he talk shit to us? other than when we fucked up, but we already know who runs the show.

      We also know that our neighbors support us. We also know that some goons and enemies of FA are laying in bed with each other.
      Spias?
      FA DONT GIVE NO SHITS, all bros welcome to have a good time.
      why do you think so many corps are lined up to join?

      only thing i’ve heard as a “threat” to FA atm would be one of our bro corps leaving. And the left for safer farming areas, no questions were asked and were quickly replaced with new bros quickly learning.

      Please, if your trying to cause a spin, it is 0.0 space drama is the name of the game.

      December 15, 2013 at 20:22 Reply
  12. Bawk Bawkbagawk

    Omega is the last letter of the greek alphabet, lets hope it is the last fleet doctrine for mittens. i am looking forward to that particular rage quit.

    December 15, 2013 at 17:44 Reply
  13. IWuzThere

    If SOLAR/AAA/DD whoever really wanted to have some fun, there is much more space that is ripe for the picking. Fountain and Delve are full of useless nobodies who would run at the first sign of gunfire. Imagine a donut with a RUSRUS west, Provi-block south, and an N3 east. The anti-goonion? It’s too bad these blocs are too short sighted to invest in something like that…

    December 15, 2013 at 17:46 Reply
    1. Tarzan WITH Jane

      doesn’t work, RUS are known not to commit fully (-A-) and leave the battlefield prematurely like in the past…..or backstab friendly alliances for personal gain. (SOLAR)

      December 15, 2013 at 20:11 Reply
    2. BlayzdI G

      wonder what your smoking lol
      cuz as of right now, what has your boys in fountain done since SS came down??
      thats right!!!! pad our KB
      come to fountain, everyone seems to think its a walk in the park. Damn fountain core loves lying out there ass.

      P.S

      im sitting in Serpentis Prime atm, farming Spaceship Samurai scrubs all night long.

      when are you gunna hit a single POS of ours?

      December 15, 2013 at 20:13 Reply
      1. Anun

        NPC core fountain best core!!!!

        December 15, 2013 at 23:10 Reply
      2. Simon pieman

        Is that how you see victory or defeat? through shooting pos? You have been grinding to long young man, there is more to pvp then shooting structures

        December 15, 2013 at 23:30 Reply
        1. BlayzdI "the troll" Gend

          ok well then, well i’ll get to the point I was making but obviously you arent in fountain nor understand how it works.

          Fountain core needed help maybe getting better fights in fountain so they asked for some help. They promised the new bros good fights and easy space to rat.

          Unfortunately, they have been stuck in 1 system, and they have padded our KB so much that held top 2-3 in KB for the start of the month.

          but anyways go on about your knowledge of fountain.
          come down and have a chat sometime.

          P.S good fights will always be had in fountain. FA/Li3 and fountain core wont be moving, but nor will the space be changed either. the distraction is a bumber cuz we are missing out on a grand fight atm.

          OP SUCCESS

          December 15, 2013 at 23:52 Reply
        2. BlayzdI G

          the only systems SS have been in they have died to our POS the one in “the system”

          Seriously, the POS has more kills than half of FA and has facerolled SS.

          A pos man….

          December 15, 2013 at 23:56 Reply
    3. best_burek

      Why would they be anti goonies, The ones that fucked them over for their lands are all part of N3 + PL.

      December 15, 2013 at 20:32 Reply
      1. Gandalf

        Are you talking to IWuzThere?? Or are you talking to the random Russian Eve player that could be reading this

        December 15, 2013 at 20:46 Reply
        1. best_burek

          Both 😉

          December 16, 2013 at 04:44 Reply
      2. Bill Cat

        uh wasn’t that because Solar back-stabbed N3 when goons came calling to take the north? Why not call it a a draw now between N3 and Solar, tit for tat finished and join up and and go kill goons instead? Get something new going on in nullsec, the goonies bored us all with blue donut bomber grinds and need to be put down.

        December 15, 2013 at 23:34 Reply
        1. best_burek

          As I recall Geminate was the only place that Solar tried to grab they never directly attacked Vale of the Silent or Tribute. NC. could have attacked The Kalevala Expanse or Etherium Reach and that would have been a draw. Just cause NC. and their foot stools that is Nulli were but hurt that Solar attacked Geminate, they had to kick them out from their lands and now Solar should join them. Yeaaah OK buddy

          December 16, 2013 at 04:54 Reply
  14. GrouchyOldGamer

    I for one have always found the EN24 coverage of GSF insightful and accurate; this piece for example is a testimony to the high journalist standards here at EN24 – http://evenews24.com/2013/06/07/the-first-and-last-mistake-of-the-mittani/

    December 15, 2013 at 17:55 Reply
    1. anonymous

      Does anybody actually read Goblin’s articles?

      December 15, 2013 at 18:09 Reply
      1. Kamar Raimo

        Read? Yes.
        Take seriously? No!

        December 15, 2013 at 18:16 Reply
      2. asdf

        People read* some of the first paragraph or two of Goblin articles so they know how to properly troll the comments.

        *Reading step is optional

        December 16, 2013 at 00:58 Reply
    2. Sneaky SOB

      At least EN24 doesn’t delete 50% of the posts that criticize coalitions. I have replied with non trolling balanced views and anything that went againts Mittens was deleted. Now I am banned from Mittanipropaganda.com.

      December 16, 2013 at 06:53 Reply
  15. chuck snorris

    You guys already acting in desperation to counter this update. SPIN SPIN SIN SPIN.. Do it all you want! The CFC has not yet put forth real effort against you.

    December 15, 2013 at 18:51 Reply
    1. Seraph IX Basarab

      Does the “wasn’t even trying” thing from 2nd grade still work?

      December 15, 2013 at 19:07 Reply
    2. Tarzan WITH Jane

      don’t waste our valuable time then and bring the CFC A-game.

      December 15, 2013 at 20:08 Reply
      1. lol

        spin and propaganda is the the CFC-A-game!

        December 15, 2013 at 20:55 Reply
    3. ahaahahahahahahahaah

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      December 15, 2013 at 20:11 Reply
    4. Lawful-Insanity

      Omg. Then fucking bring it. In case ur retarded do u really think n3 pilots have truly given there all. You say when cfc fully commits. What about when n3pl fully commits?

      December 16, 2013 at 01:00 Reply
  16. Seraph IX Basarab

    While I like the CFC’s ability to project power and maintain a narrative, I’m a bit disapointed with the repeated mantra used by the Mittani: “That thing that’s beating us! We need to get CCP to nerf it!” They did it with Titan tracking when Whitenoise and Raiden and others were a problem for them, now they do it with N3. Well hold on Mitts, why don’t you use the same Archon blob you are complaining about then to drive the point home? God knows you have more pilots in your coalition than anyone else in Eve.

    December 15, 2013 at 18:56 Reply
    1. Victory.....agian

      The problem is that they are not the elite pilots that N3 has. The N3 members are so incredibly awesome that they can and often do fly not only carriers but at the same time by duel and even triple boxing, fly sub caps and super caps. The CFC pilots can barely fly frigs and even that not very good, never once has a N3 pilot lost to a CFC pilot in a one on one in the history of Eve without some type of foul play. The CFC know this ( as do the stupid Russians ) and spend their time with propaganda such as this instead of actually fleeting up to fight. N3 has been winning this fight just as with every other war with the CFC ever.

      December 15, 2013 at 19:11 Reply
      1. Seraph IX Basarab

        Your clumsy sarcasm is misplaced.

        December 15, 2013 at 19:11 Reply
        1. Robo

          Mid placed but elements are true.

          December 15, 2013 at 19:28 Reply
    2. Tarzan WITH Jane

      a few ex-GOON CCP devs left the company so their support has dwindled a bit.

      December 15, 2013 at 20:06 Reply
  17. Black Mamba

    vfk by Christmas…

    December 15, 2013 at 19:10 Reply
  18. GrouchyOldGamer

    Don’t forget if you rent space in the South you’re about to get fucked.

    Call us now, our agents are waiting to rent you space in the land of good moons and honey – at rock bottom prices:

    http://evemaps.dotlan.net/alliance/Greater_Western_Co-Prosperity_Sphere

    Special rates for Nulli members, because deep down you know you’re going to get fucked the hardest.

    December 15, 2013 at 19:11 Reply
    1. Scott L

      lol at the sorry propaganda post.
      You should try reading something other than your daddies posts.

      December 15, 2013 at 19:41 Reply
    2. no thanks

      rent space from the biggest load of scammers and rmting douches in the game… no thank you

      December 15, 2013 at 20:12 Reply
      1. #yoloswaglord mad-dog2020

        Another carebear get the miniluv treatment?

        December 16, 2013 at 11:03 Reply
  19. Black Mamba

    “If SOLAR/AAA/DD whoever really wanted to have some fun, there is much more space that is ripe for the picking. Fountain and Delve are full of useless nobodies who would run at the first sign of gunfire. Imagine a donut with a RUSRUS west, Provi-block south, and an N3 east. The anti-goonion? It’s too bad these blocs are too short sighted to invest in something like that…”

    I agree on this in fact SOLAR/AAA/DD could take this two region by storm not worrying N3PL would drop on them, and prolly N3PL could help this RUS block take all the regions goonies has…

    December 15, 2013 at 19:18 Reply
    1. Watcher

      Yes but the space in question is “their” space, N3 took it from them and they want it back. They aren’t like other groups that once they get their teeth kicked in they find a weaker null sec group and take their land, they fight for their home.

      December 15, 2013 at 20:43 Reply
  20. Ilicidbreak

    does look like mr mittens took that egg loss pretty bad, normally he manages to disguise his propaganda with some interesting content. 4 pages of tears indeed…

    December 15, 2013 at 19:19 Reply
  21. Old Bastard

    Why not just drop a pack of Moros on the “Omegafleet” and pop them the old fashioned way? Capitol Antimatter ammo is cheap compared to a fighter bomber. You talk about cap, which is a concern, well, all you need to do is reduce the numbers of arties on the field enough they can’t touch the Archons anymore. Then they have to escalate, extract or die. Add sub cap neuting and you your flying pencil won’t have cap for seige cycle #2 or extraction.

    December 15, 2013 at 19:20 Reply
    1. Seraph IX Basarab

      His reason is that moros have sustainable rep dps. They need to alpha the archons off fields. However the 20 km he’s trying to work within will be hard to manage.

      December 15, 2013 at 19:22 Reply
  22. Seraph IX Basarab
    December 15, 2013 at 19:24 Reply
    1. Bill Cat

      why? better and shorter than your posts?

      December 15, 2013 at 23:23 Reply
  23. Alison King

    Goonswarm also have more carebears than provi

    December 15, 2013 at 19:35 Reply
  24. Yatesy189

    Really bad idea, we would just jump in 50 or more titans and DD most of this so called “omega fleet” off the field.

    Only problem I can foresee is the titans getting bumped at like 3km/s like they did in KW- and we had to scramble to save the titans and jumped in 40 or so Nyx’s and Aeons to rep the Titans that got bumped. I mean that was only 40 titans god knows how many we could get together if PL jumped there’s in as well (and if they would be willing to risk it).

    Would be interesting to find out though

    December 15, 2013 at 19:39 Reply
    1. stillgoontrixarenotforyou

      those supers were on standby anyways, you forget we have 300 titans and double that in supers all the time.. not to mention 500 slowcats

      December 15, 2013 at 20:13 Reply
      1. reality

        all dual boxing…in tidi. also note…its not 50 dreads. it 4 fleets of 100 dreads or so each. with subcap support. n3 has no hope at this time. mind, its gonna take time to get there.

        December 16, 2013 at 00:18 Reply
        1. the one

          someones teeth are stained by the koolaid

          December 16, 2013 at 09:24 Reply
        2. Unknown

          No hope? They just beat you while being completly outnumbered. If youve seen the last null sec report on TMC. n3/pl morale is at an all time high.

          December 16, 2013 at 20:43 Reply
  25. Scott L

    Tears from Mittani, war is near being over?

    December 15, 2013 at 19:39 Reply
    1. Tarzan WITH Jane

      BOB/IT dead for years now, yet Mittani still wakes up screaming in the middle of the night: “MOLLE! MOLLE! MOLLE! LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!!!”

      December 15, 2013 at 20:01 Reply
      1. reality

        u have heard of the word propoganda?

        December 16, 2013 at 00:16 Reply
        1. Nyan Lafisques

          I’d bet that most people in CFC weren’t even there nor care about when they defeated BOB, so reusing that old story is kind of boring and pointless.

          December 16, 2013 at 18:20 Reply
  26. Sigh

    You all think its funny till the CFC puts a thousand arty dreads on the field.
    And they will find a way to win again because they always do.

    December 15, 2013 at 19:46 Reply
    1. Scott L

      Really? Have you been spending too much time reading the Goon’s revisionist history?

      December 15, 2013 at 20:30 Reply
    2. lol

      They only win because good people get bored of 10% tidi and sov grind, only Goons love doing nothing for 70hrs a week for months.

      December 15, 2013 at 21:39 Reply
      1. Guest

        Your assumption goes both ways last time I check.

        December 16, 2013 at 01:34 Reply
  27. An observer

    Cant wait to see EMP start grinding the north when most of the CFC is deployed down south.

    December 15, 2013 at 20:06 Reply
    1. Robo

      If they start grinding north, specifically 1 alliances space then that cfc alliance will become poor like FA is now and start crying more and then they will redeploy to try an counter this strike from EMP.
      All N3/PL have to do is hold out and choose their fights and Rus/BL/CFC are likely to lose this war.
      Hold the line lads, steady 🙂

      December 15, 2013 at 20:16 Reply
      1. blayzdI

        ^ this guy is high on life!

        who do you get your info on FA? slavage rat? haha ask him how his ban is doing haha

        December 15, 2013 at 20:35 Reply
    2. Chuck Snorris

      Please Oh Please do [email protected]! I have been back in Tenal one day, and let me tell you. Crushing EMP will be much more fun than Curse fights. Hey EMP. SBU sf-…………. I DARE [email protected][email protected][email protected]!

      December 15, 2013 at 20:54 Reply
    3. NIP

      too bad they aren’t allowed to!

      December 16, 2013 at 09:04 Reply
      1. Nyan Lafisques

        xXDeathXx aren’t “allowed” to. EMP can do all they want 😉

        December 16, 2013 at 18:24 Reply
      2. Unknown

        Its the CFC pets who arent allowed to do what they want. Compared to those pets in CFC EMP is more independent.

        December 16, 2013 at 20:41 Reply
    4. Unknown

      From what i hear EMP probably wont try to take tenal, but the vale has been a possibility since they took p-e (possible new staging). Either they will go down south, or distract the CFC. Either way works.

      December 16, 2013 at 20:39 Reply
  28. hmm

    i hate CFC like the next person, however when they decide to seriously put there foot down, they steamroll through anything and everyone. Look what happened in the north war with NC. was a lot of back and forth and CFC wasnt taking it too seriously, until vince decided to shoot his mouth off. The Mittani decided enough was enough, the north was lost in LESS THAN a week, tribute went and vale pretty much soon after. Going to start to get interesting

    December 15, 2013 at 20:22 Reply
    1. Scott L

      Hoping for a Sov drop?

      December 15, 2013 at 20:29 Reply
    2. Robo

      Urgh cfc/solar bloc fought Dotbros who consisted of NCdot/nulli/BL and friends. So erm maybe a unfathomably outnumbered, but still took you 4 months to win the war lol, whilst getting fleets raped by Dotbros that is.

      December 16, 2013 at 00:44 Reply
      1. hmm

        dude im not from cfc, actually i was fighting WITH NCdotBros in that war. Once BL went it all fucked up, and who fucked that up? your twat of a leader Vince, who consistently fucks up and puts his foot or dick in his mouth. Yes we was winning, or so it felt like it, it was very much goons drop sbus with go blow them up and save systems, there wasnt much actually gaining, just winning gudfights. But once goons decided enough was enough they wtfowned us big time. Vince ran us tails between our legs to vale, because “being in range of titan bridges didnt work” but that was just an excuse, We couldnt cope without the BL either. Tribute fell in a week, Vale well yeah pretty much it was abandoned. So yes its great spinning that usual NC. bollocks we didnt want that space anyway (thats getting old now and the more you keep using the more cringey and embarassing it feels) the simple fact is when goons pushed down on the peddle we got truly fucked over in a week. As much as you dont like to hear that, its the truth, and this is whats going to happen in the south now.

        December 16, 2013 at 06:41 Reply
  29. Capt

    This report is s**t. Here we come! Now you will feel the pain.

    December 15, 2013 at 21:10 Reply
    1. Capt

      HA! HA! HA! how do you like us now! Die slow cats DIE!

      December 16, 2013 at 00:12 Reply
      1. True story

        Capt, still around?
        The only good thing goonswagon have is the Solar KB, I leave this here for your happiness:
        http://killboard.solar-fleet.ru/?op=related&name=1240824
        juicy dreds!

        December 16, 2013 at 11:39 Reply
  30. kadeshi grunt

    add 5 more pages of tears for the dreads there loosing

    December 15, 2013 at 21:29 Reply
    1. cfc trillion isk income

      oh no not 4-5 dreads what will we do?

      December 16, 2013 at 09:02 Reply
      1. Dumbledore

        FYI: replacing dreads is not a matter of ISK. It’s a matter of availability in the markets and stockpiling them.

        December 16, 2013 at 09:06 Reply
        1. BS

          No it’s not

          December 16, 2013 at 12:21 Reply
          1. BC

            It is.

            December 16, 2013 at 14:02
          2. Unknown

            shhh cfc scrub, the wizard knows what hes doing.

            December 16, 2013 at 20:36
  31. does it matter?

    Is Riverini running stuff again, cause EN:24’s quality is continuing to plummet from what it use to be.

    December 15, 2013 at 22:06 Reply
    1. Robo

      Don’t you mean Mittens dot com is getting more tearful and Whiney by the week.

      December 16, 2013 at 00:41 Reply
      1. xxxxx

        Not really. Mittens seems to have picked up all the writers from eve 24 that were half decent. Not that the pool of writing talent was deep here to begin with.

        December 17, 2013 at 14:50 Reply
  32. nulli grunt

    i just wonder how many cfc members will be happy when their shiny 3b dread gets blaped. you think they’ll wanna replace it?

    December 15, 2013 at 22:27 Reply
    1. gert

      you really belive the propaganda that we all own only one dread ?

      LOL

      December 15, 2013 at 22:45 Reply
    2. thnk

      you do realise that goons make trillions of isk?

      December 16, 2013 at 06:31 Reply
      1. Leicester

        You do realise that trillions of ISK gets channeled into the pockets of your leadership to pay their mortgages? No? Oh, well… keep sipping that kool-aid and fighting the good fight then.

        December 16, 2013 at 06:57 Reply
        1. pl rmts

          you do realize that all of the PL/NC. isk goes to shadoo’s vacations right

          December 16, 2013 at 09:01 Reply
          1. CFCareShit

            Nope. It goes to N3 SRP which is the best I’ve ever seen in any coalition. Eat a bowl of dicks.

            December 16, 2013 at 12:54
          2. This N3fag likes bowls of dick

            You sound mad there. But we also have SRP and with every dread loss we replace them with a shiny new nag free of charge. After insurance all line members are making a little extra isk. So keep your bowl of dicks, we’d hate to deprive you of your favorite breakfast.

            December 16, 2013 at 18:40
  33. troll

    A week from now when CFC welps 100+ dreads, Mittens will post an update claiming that they didn’t want those dreads anyway and this was just an experiment to show how OP cap blobs are.

    Oh and also Mittens: “Help me CCP Fozzie, you are my only hope!”

    December 15, 2013 at 22:29 Reply
    1. counter troll

      the only thing mittens “didnt want anyway” consistes of 2 station eggs. one in ftn and one here.

      December 16, 2013 at 00:14 Reply
  34. FCON member

    FCON, CO2 and GENTS didn’t have much of a chance to use their caps up north because of the threat of PL’s supers cap fleet being batphoned by EMP whenever a single dread undocked

    December 15, 2013 at 23:17 Reply
    1. Scott L

      PL’s Super fleet scared you? What are you kids planning on doing with PL+N3+Nulli+ the rest’s Supers? Do you think your grand poo-bah is going to risk his Super fleet?
      War is already over, you kids couldn’t take DY- even with all those Goon Celstis’s …

      December 16, 2013 at 07:13 Reply
      1. BS

        I loled, either you stupid or you trolling 🙂

        December 16, 2013 at 12:20 Reply
    2. Unknown

      hahaha, they were scared of just EMP by itself who actually had balls to use their capitals. Keep drinking mittens koolaid and spinning shit off to make you feel better. If you lose to subhumans what does that make you?

      December 16, 2013 at 20:33 Reply
  35. Bill Cat

    Too much fun hearing Mittens whine now. Kudos to PL/NC/EMP/Nulli and others fighting against goons for providing some great content and showing that something besides a boring big blue F1 bomber donut can win sometimes. No idea what happens next – at least it got interesting and yes Mittens tears best tears so thanks for the fun.

    December 15, 2013 at 23:20 Reply
  36. reality

    u should read the article on themittani site…it is actually revanent…sorry relevent.

    December 16, 2013 at 00:13 Reply
    1. Robau

      BL guy, still clutching to their one day of relevancy 6 months ago… lol

      December 16, 2013 at 07:47 Reply
      1. Guffaw?

        Doesn’t matter. Killed your Revenant and had sex with ladies.

        December 16, 2013 at 09:34 Reply
  37. How to tape slow cats

    Can’t see n3 or nulli swinging their dicks tonight in fact “shit son your just been schooled”

    December 16, 2013 at 00:32 Reply
    1. Robo

      Lmao 1200 cfc/Rus/BL vs 400 N3 slow clap…

      December 16, 2013 at 00:40 Reply
      1. Ravenid

        http://eve-dingo.com/localScanRecive.php?id=13715

        Show me the 1200 CFC you mentioned?

        December 16, 2013 at 00:58 Reply
        1. baggo

          oh well its 1073

          December 16, 2013 at 01:04 Reply
          1. Ravenid

            Damn straight. Only the facts here. 😉

            December 16, 2013 at 01:07
        2. Northern vet

          Don’t forget the Stain Wagon/Haloween coalition and ofc PL as part of that local scan

          It was about 1100 vs 600

          Only facts here yo

          December 16, 2013 at 10:09 Reply
          1. xxxxx

            HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH(takes abreath)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH(takes a breath)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH(takes a breath)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH(takes a breath)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH(takes a breath)HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH(takes a breath)

            December 16, 2013 at 17:40
    2. -_-

      we totally didnt drop titans and kill a bunch of dreads TOTALLY DIDNT

      December 16, 2013 at 05:56 Reply
  38. DBRBSasshole

    Pvp powerhouse and fcon,,,,,, I loled.

    December 16, 2013 at 04:53 Reply
  39. Mr Majesty

    WAAAAA WWAAAAA WAAAAAA!!!! ME MITENZ AND ME WANTZ ARCHON NERFED 🙁

    December 16, 2013 at 05:20 Reply
  40. Ciaphas Cyne

    this seriously just reads “im kinda scared” not saying u are. its just how this article comes off

    December 16, 2013 at 05:58 Reply
  41. Mr Majesty

    I get the sense that the majority of the evenews24 staff fly for corps/alliances OTHER than those in the CFC….. Hhmmmmm me is wondering if any of them would be willing to recruit a vet N3 alliance pilot looking for REAL chances at good PvP fun other than what the failcascade that is explicitalliance can offer….. Any takers.?

    December 16, 2013 at 06:20 Reply
  42. Justsomegui
    December 16, 2013 at 06:22 Reply
  43. hottingup

    The fact is everyone knows the capability of CFC when they get serious. As much as the propaganda wheel spins it, the war as just got a whole much more interesting. It CFC truly are going all in balls deep then its pretty much over for NC/N3. If CFC fully commit so will everyone else. God help ya. Just for the record i am by no means a fan of CFC in fact they are just as bad as N3 in fact goons are the disease that’s killing eve. But i honestly cannot see this going any other way now. I been at the mercy of the bombing fleets (mainly BL bombers) and they were relentless. 30-50 bombers each wave. Nothing more demoralising than seeing your DPS just disappear and then you are just a sitting duck. I actually do want to see NC. get crushed big time, as all they can use now is archon fleets, but also PL are nowhere near as good as they used to be, another capital only alliance.

    December 16, 2013 at 06:54 Reply
    1. Scott L

      You seem confused….

      December 16, 2013 at 07:09 Reply
      1. Beam me up Scotty L

        You seem confused and terrible…

        Mostly terrible.

        December 16, 2013 at 09:32 Reply
      2. hottingup

        you seem in denial

        December 16, 2013 at 10:12 Reply
        1. Enochia Starr

          go on

          December 16, 2013 at 21:55 Reply
    2. ArmChairGeneralHater

      You sir arm chair general are retarded! I fly with BL and N3 and PL have earned a lot of respect for the way they have handled themselves in this war so far, despite the narrative mittens feeds his troops. They have been holding the line against numbers unheard of in the history of eve. They have been running hourly fleets of all kinds and sizes across 5 regions for the past two months with very few cracks showing in their armour and everyone thought this was going to be over in weeks when the CFC joined the war. We didn’t respect our foe and it’s cost us fights.

      We can win this war but if spreading them across eve didn’t work we’re gonna have to bludgeon them to death with hordes of neck beards. The real,issue is who’s going to be grinding all that sov when it’s done? Many in the CFC have been cleaning up old POSs in Fountain and Delve since the end of the Fountain war. How will the goon hordes go with another 3-6 months of grinding I front of them remains to be seen.

      December 16, 2013 at 11:29 Reply
      1. truth

        i think n3 and pl will do most the grind with their supers should take long start at vfk and work their way out.

        December 16, 2013 at 22:46 Reply
        1. edit

          shouldnt*

          December 16, 2013 at 22:46 Reply
        2. Goonman

          The N3PL grind will be done by february, I guess? loll

          Seriously, 300 guys against the Entire galaxy… When we were spliting along multiple fronts it was possible. If RUS-CFC-BL-Solar focus on the same spot, it will be the begining of the end for N3PL.

          And we neck beards will be more than happy to siege fleet grind the territories left from N3 collapse. It will not be that much since several N3 alliances will sign up with RUS, Solar, BL protectorate and CFC. Even BOT if PL is smart enough to pull out before its too late. Not to mention Legion of Death too! So not so grind left at the end…

          If I was a faction war player, I would be worried by th upcoming arrival of Nulli & NCdot lolll

          December 17, 2013 at 18:06 Reply
      2. Washi Meisei

        Black Legion. AWESOME alliance. kick ass pvp’rs.
        Solar Fleet Strong Russian Mafia alliance good pvp’rs
        Darkness of Despair (ex Gypsy Band) kick ass pvp’rs
        Against All Authorities good pvp’rs
        Have respect for these alliances.

        At the start of this war, I thought if was going to be a nice tough fight. Endless battles right down to the wire, with heavy losses on both sides.
        From what I saw the Rus coalition seems to have started strong then fell flat.
        Staggering capital ship losses, with BL first losing all those supers, then dreads. Now SF losing a bunch of supers.

        The 2 things that made me laugh with this war, was 1 the declaration of the CFC going to jump into the war as the so called ‘honourable 3rd party’ As a 3rd party you shoot both sides that are fighting on the field. CFC can’t even get that straight. Let alone grinding sov in bombers, only to have all that work undone in minutes…… ROFL.
        As the so called 3rd party why waste you time grinding sov….. that’s for the 2 sides in the war to do.
        The second thing that made me laugh was the declaration of Red Alliance was going to join in….. Red who?????? Oh yeah the silly buggers we evicted because they decided to backstab an ally instead of continuing the fight against Solar Fleet in the last war.

        This war has been a long grind and will continue to be a long grind. If CFC continues to try and be in the fight….. just means more targets to shoot at.

        December 19, 2013 at 05:57 Reply
    3. N3 WarHQ

      You see the main problem with your logic is that so far CFC has only removed dead or dying alliances/powerblocs from the map. TEST was already dying when N3 entered the war in fountain. There was nothing that we could do to stop that in the end. Looking at SoCo you had PL doing most of the grinding for you and TEST in Delve etc. If we look at the war against Dotbros you again have a bloc that got split up and in the end decided to give up Vale and farm your supers and titans on the way out.

      N3/PL is no way near dying. We are tanking all of your incoming shit and are still taking systems away from SW. We have a counter to your counter to our slowcats and we can out escalate you with no problems. -A- is flat broke, -DD- close to getting broke and SOLAR lost most of their active supers and you will at some point lose your entire dread fleet. At some point these rus rus guys that you need are going to pack their shit and gtfu and stab you in the back on the way out because they hate you as much as they hate us.

      December 16, 2013 at 13:49 Reply
  44. Leicester

    Not sure where the article on the big battle in DY-P7Q went so I’ll just leave this here, already ran it though dog for your reading pleasure:

    http://dog-net.org/brdoc/?brid=25191

    Summary version:
    N3/PL lost 10 Archons, 10 Thanatos
    CFC/RusRus lost 28 dreads (mostly nags), 15 Tengus, 24 Dominix, 27 Typhoons.

    December 16, 2013 at 07:31 Reply
    1. True story

      Yep! and we only field titans, no moms! by the way many of them resist to a doomsday, but unfortunately (for them) this is not enough… waiting for other “bazilion” of these kills

      December 16, 2013 at 09:00 Reply
      1. Unknown

        The moms were on standby, and jumped in after the node crashed and cleaned up the rest

        December 16, 2013 at 20:26 Reply
        1. Enochia Starr

          Also, i lick my fingers.

          December 16, 2013 at 21:55 Reply
  45. Inigo Montoya

    Would it have been too hard for the writing staff to dictate a meaningful analysis? The commentary in this piece is akin to an angry monkey trying to make something intelligently valid through vigorous masturbation…
    Win once again legitimate writers at EN24 .

    December 16, 2013 at 09:54 Reply
  46. Northern Vet

    Did any of you see DBRB’s stream? After the Titans jumped in he kept yelling out over his live feed “Crash the node crash the node fucking crash the node”

    And the CFC are trying to blame us for intentionally crashing the node?

    December 16, 2013 at 10:04 Reply
    1. hmm

      So… CFC shouldnt return then blob because it might crash the node?. Im wondering if that’s CCP (game that doesnt work) fault rather than CFC

      December 16, 2013 at 10:14 Reply
      1. Michael

        CFC dropped 300 dreads. N3/PL counter with Titans. Doomsdays start going off, dreads start popping. CFC says OHHH SHIT WE’RE ABOUT TO LOSE 300 DREADS, “CRASH THE NODE, CRASH THE NODE” CFC exploits game and saves 300 dreads. And just so where clear ALL of those dreads would have died if the node had not crashed.

        December 16, 2013 at 13:59 Reply
        1. oh

          looks like it was the n3 that broke the node if they jumped titans in after…

          December 16, 2013 at 17:36 Reply
          1. huhuhu

            cool story retard, why there is a video where titans dd’ing the shit out of those dreads quite a while? maybe they did not crashed to node?

            December 16, 2013 at 22:22
          2. cfcarefuckingstupid

            yes 40 titans totally caused it not dbrb and mittens screaming for their 1000 pilots to logg in and out of the same system till it crashed

            December 16, 2013 at 22:43
    2. the one

      dabigredfacedsperglord

      December 16, 2013 at 10:28 Reply
    3. GrouchyOldGamer

      It’s boat, he says ~stuff~ he still has an awesome hat.

      Personally the node crash was a godsend because I went to bed at that point.

      December 16, 2013 at 10:31 Reply
      1. Michael

        Boat is mentally retarded and you idiots still let him have a stream and run fleets. No wonder goons can’t get out of their own way. Please don’t change anything, and tell Laz we love him and he is fighting on the wrong side.

        December 16, 2013 at 14:00 Reply
        1. ogre Nine

          I remember all of this talk before Branch, before Delve, before Tenal, and again before Fountain.
          All of these conflicts began with the slow windup and all of you cheering the end of the Goons.
          But then…suddenly you are loosing corps and whole alliances, your regions are up in flames, and you are emergency evacuating what is left of your stuff.
          As hilarious as Boat’s blunders have been (and they’ve been pretty damned hilarious), I see nothing different about this conflict. And never forget, he’s destroyed far more of your fleets than you have of his.
          The Goons will continue to grind your members down, you will lose most, if not all, of your support, and your entire map will be burned in the blink of an eye.
          Then the crys of spartan, spartan, brave, fucking blobbers, etc will rise from you like some obscene fountain.
          After that, CCP will absolutely nerf the hell out of drone assists, Archon tank, and most likely Titan hp so that we can all cry out in one passive aggressive voice “SUPERCAPS ARE USELESS NOW!!! WAHHHHH!!!!
          Anyone want to take odds on it?

          December 16, 2013 at 21:18 Reply
          1. huhuhu

            you are a true retard

            December 16, 2013 at 22:20
          2. ogre Nine

            You girls can cry all you want. But until you are ready to put at least some effort into beating the Goons, you are just going to keep sucking it.
            You remind me of the campers on the Quake servers back in the 90s. We had to finally create scripts that would autogib the players that insisted on putting their backs into a corner and standing still so that they could get a kill without risking themselves.
            I hear all of this cheering about killing a few dreads when you all know that Goons give zero fucks about loosing their ships if it means making you cry.
            These are the guys that would gladly offer your mom a ride in their new car, only to drive it off of a cliff so that they can scold you about her shitting the seats when she died.
            It’s no secret that the reason that Super Carriers weren’t dropped was because of more than two hundred dreads waiting to counter drop them.
            When you are ready to take some REAL risk, drop your crying towel and get to it.

            December 17, 2013 at 02:27
          3. omg

            ogre, never heard a more clueless, propaganda overfed noob… lol

            December 17, 2013 at 14:50
          4. ogre Nine

            Ok. We don’t have to talk seriously about this now. I can see this is a very emotional subject for you.
            I’ll be back to reap the tears when this ends exactly like every other time the Goons bent you over the table in front of your friends.

            December 17, 2013 at 16:51
          5. Random scrub.

            I’m not sure what you have been smoking. But we didn’t drop supers cause we dropped titans. You couldn’t manage to kill our carrier fleet. What make you think you could have killed my aeon which as like 10 times the effective hp? Crash the servers cause we are taking it in the a$$. CFC 2014

            December 17, 2013 at 15:31
          6. Chris

            Bro. They have counseling and support groups for those poor souls who have become addicted to Koolaid. Its ok man, there’s still hope for you.

            December 17, 2013 at 15:56
          7. Curse Resident

            CFC has been beaten all the time. Fighting the CFC is like beating up neighbourhood retarded kid.

            December 19, 2013 at 02:41
          8. Aonus_the_blaster_maniac

            with the amount of retard emitting from your post.. wait… goblin is that u?!!

            December 16, 2013 at 22:30
          9. bahahahahah

            all those things have been nerf’d already but keep crying your tears fuel my soul

            December 16, 2013 at 22:42
  47. Elite Noob

    Waiting for the Mittenz spin on this one *grabs popcorn*
    It’s gonna be fucking legendary!

    BTW if the inside fighting has started in CFC…well…you know where that usually leads…

    December 16, 2013 at 10:41 Reply
  48. Lionel Joeseph

    105 mentions of “slowcats” in 4 pages. Wow someone really has a hard-on.

    December 16, 2013 at 14:06 Reply
  49. qwer

    What I found very hilarious was that apparently slowcats were just damn unstoppable god boats and then he introduces 60-80 man fleet which can tear them apart and continues with his slowcat whine. Usually when I have fleet that can tear apart 4-3 times bigger fleet apart I don’t call the other fleet doctorine brokenly overpowered.

    December 16, 2013 at 17:22 Reply
  50. Rambo

    To avoid node crashing big blobs why not re enforce as much as you can at one time. Hit multiple systems at the same time. Get as many timers coming out at same time. Why concentrate just on one system at a time? Hit them at hard locations for them to get too. CFC and friends are big enough to pull this off. And once PL N3 put their caps on field they should be locked down for a while. Then have other fleet hit other timers coming out and take that system. Probably easier said than done I’m sure. But to me seems like a sound strat to shoot for.

    December 16, 2013 at 22:24 Reply
    1. Muh

      that would mean the CFC must use their brains. hence the inpossible.

      on the other hand, they tried that at first. create as many places as possible where the fight might be. hence fcon in ER, gents in kalevala and a few guys in catch. problem is, CFC thought it would be a good idea not to go all in at the start. so kalevala and ER are taken back already and now those lazy goons get off there buts.

      problem with that kind of warfare, the whole of n3 and PL are used to the war by now. all there little indy corps already had the chance of getting a stock of everything they are using. so now the goons are going to fight an already prepaired army.

      if they were gonne go all in from the start they probebly would have a big chance of winning the war. now BL and Solar already took some heavy hits, fcon and gents are being made a fool of by pet alliances of N3 and PL, CFC got no chance at all at winning.

      i think by next winter the war will be over and goons will have lost so mutch they can’t hold to the space there holding atm.

      December 17, 2013 at 01:17 Reply
    2. cfc the real truth?

      shhhhhh that would be using tactics.. dont tell them that tactics are actually something that could be applied to eve .. were in trouble now lol

      December 17, 2013 at 11:09 Reply

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