Battlereport from Elise Randolph (Dead Terrorists)

Déjà vu all over again. The system was RORZ, we got the call that NC was forming to shoot the DT ihub that was coming out. The COURAGEOUS FREEDOM FIGHTERS of DT, Ev0ke, and CH, formed once more in Drakes and Scimitars, with vigorous allies NC DOT opting to come in bombers. The REAL NC switched it up this time bringing three different fleets: A Drake/Shield Logi fleet led by the pets, an AB Armor HAC fleet led by REAL NC, and a small Bomber wing; nearly four-hundred in total. Our fleet was a svelte one-eighty. Our FC instructed us to get our game faces on and we fearlessly charged into battle.

Game on~ We dropped out at the ihub and began slugging it out. Well, sort of; module lag was, non-surprisingly, terribad. Our highly-trained Logistics pilots, who as legend has it train tirelessly for battles like this, managed to keep up with hostile deeps fairly well. On average we were losing one hero for every five infidels slain. Utilizing the famous Jumping Spider Technique, we were able to mitigate incoming damage fairly well while laying vital blow after blow to the NC Fleets.

After nearly two hours of constant fighting, with the NC fleet warping off and back on top of us several times, their resolve began to waiver. Their pilots were clearly paralyzed with fear and disbelief after our stunning display and began breaking rank. “Where is :fc name:? Did he leave us to die?”, “:pilot name: is getting huge reps we should switch!”, and “according to killboard we were 394 against 187 how the fuck could we loose[sic]?” could be heard amongst their fleet. Shortly thereafter the fleet warped to the safety of their POS, leaving us to salvage the battlefield.

The SBUs still posed a threat to the safety of the system, so we began calling for Supercarriers to nuke the threat. Unfortunately for us, spatial distortions forbade us from locking onto the cyno, so the SBUs would have to remain. With the enemy fleet and morale soundly defeated, we decided to head back home. BUT WAIT. Intel reports came in that an eighty-man BLADE gang was coming to join the fray. Joy, round two was on!

The BLADE gang jumped in to our small bait fleet and quickly were awestruck by a clearly awesome sight: Drakes. In reality, they probably were awestruck by black-screen. With the system still being very laggy, we were only manage to tackle about thirty of their gang, with eight of our righteous warriors falling in battle.

The fight was over, we were once again victorious. We mourned the loss of our fellow pilots who gave everything they could, but their sacrifices helped us achieve victory so they will live on in spirit. On the day tactics, experience, and logistics won handily over pure numbers.

Kills and losses are still coming in, but preliminary results show nearly 250 kills to 50 losses. I’m certain both numbers will go up slightly, but those numbers paint a very accurate picture. Being in a Logistics ship this time I can say for certain that people who broadcasted lived more often than not.

DOTLAN link:

http://evemaps.dotlan.net/map/Pure_Blind/RORZ-H

KB links:

http://thedeadterrorists.com/DTKB/?a=kill_related&kll_id=43919

http://killboard.ev0ke.de/?a=kill_related&kll_id=105090

http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=7497731

LIVE images from battle:

http://img820.imageshack.us/f/drakeblob.jpg

  • Someguy

    They have mastered the “jumping spider” technique. It’s only a matter of time now. NC evac orders will be issued shortly…

  • moi

    Is this eveNEWS24? Or yet another anti-NC website?

    ~fair and balanced~

  • Recollector

    I am waiting for the NC word wizzard that can transform a soundly defeat into a victory…
    This report is accurate , even if its biased toward the heroes of Evoke/DT/CH/NCdot.
    I say heroes, because the first 2 strongest entities in Eve, namely IT+pets and NC+pets don’t have the guts to go on eachother but to attack (unsuccesfully until now) the smaller coallition of Evoke/DT/CH/NCdot.

  • Inepsa

    I would love to see the NC side of this. Either way you look at it, you lost horribly.

  • Louise

    It's a battle report clearly written by one participant, and clearly identified as such. No claim was made that it was balanced.

    I would suggest that the NC, if they want to present another side to their utter defeat in this battle, write their own report.

  • moi

    actually i was elsewhere having my own ~gud fites~.

    /me unsubscribes from ‘yet another’ dipshit website. btw, looked to me like the iHub/TCU went down? but yeah, :youwon:

  • Southern resident

    you need to start making a name for the cloud ring/Pure blind alliances (ev0ke, cry havoc, DT etc….) :P something ala stainwagon

  • http://www.evenews24.com Czech Lion

    I just wanted to add, its marked as battlereport, which will ofc always be biased. The story about Ihub/TCU being taken down is well covered in another post – http://www.evenews24.com/2010/09/02/rorz-h-dead-t

    I will move this towards the commentary thread, so it more clear it reflects opinion of one side.

    You are more than welcome to send me to contacts on this website any BR or pov you would like to publish, i dont make any corrections, as i like it raw :)

  • Blackrabs

    This is just a tongue-in-cheek report from our side of the fight, i fully expect that if the NC ever wins an epic fight against us you can send in the same and make a few people smile

  • Anonymous Source of

    "btw, looked to me like the iHub/TCU went down? but yeah, :youwon:"

    yeah it goes down _after_ ev0ke/DT/CH/NC. have left the system…they hold the field and decided they don't need the system because it has served their purpose to get a good fight. And yes they won the fight…look at the KB-Stats they totally raped you guys

    But yeah of course the NC win this fight because the TCU was killed >.<

  • Azura

    Moral of this story, NC pets failed miserably, NC core performed well – NC achieved objective!

  • There was no Victory

    How can you say "NC core performed well" if they dont get any accurate warpins with their aHacs on ev0ke/dt/ch/nc. and then run away while letting the "NC-Pets" Gang uncovered so they got wtfmelted?

    ev0ke/dt/ch/nc. won the battle and achieved their objective while the nc lost the battle and achieved their objective 'cause they let them achieve it…NC truely can't claim victory.

  • Elise Randolph

    I totally wrote this, I post my battlereports on SHC. I don't mind them being crossposted here but at least put my name in there somewhere. I DEMAND SPACE FAME

    !!!