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Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns[HORN] and Psychotic Tendencies[TISHU] have reset standings with each other. The two alliances, affectionately referring to themselves as the Shekle Coalition, seem to have come to an impass over the lack of targets to shoot and TISHU’s bluing of Overload Everything[8URNT]. Andrejs L, leader of HORN, recently sent an in-game mail to the alliance urging members to move and another regarding his displeasure over the positive standings between [8URNT] and [TISHU].

Vestouve —–> Osti
From: Andrejs L
Sent: 2014.11.24 04:44
To: Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns,
Greetings HORNlings
Vestouve has become boring, yes there are missions…..yes that’s where most tishu ops are formed but to be brutally honest nearly all of them, minus a few notable members are just pure shit.
SOOOO we are moving VERY FAR AWAY 6 jumps from vestouve to OSTI ( top station ) ( pos not setup yet )
You are all free to do as you please, fly where you like. But when you want you can find me in OSTI, be cool to not dilute our forces. Just relax pvp around here, be careful of being baited as OE lives next door and number in their thousands lol and noc also live few j away. So it’s a good time to learn to fly your ship rather than F1 blob shit. Use your head and fly safe.
-Much love Andrejs
-ps bring your dreads/carriers.
STANDINGS – 24 Hour till TISHU Reset
From: Andrejs L
Sent: 2014.11.27 02:13
To: Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns,
I have been placed in a difficult situation by tishu, To either blue overload everything or be reset. After some talks lex and I have agreed to a mutual reset of standings.
I do not believe in blueing every fucking alliance in eve, I think it stagnates the game, fewer targets to shoot and leads to massive fleets filled with incompetent morons. I really enjoy doing things on a smaller scale, it’s what horn used to do to fine effect, and we shall do once more.
So 24 hours from this mail, Tishu and HORN will be reset, and fighting can occur. We will continue to live in OSTI, Trust me this is all a good thing, there is a plan and I imagine we will be blue with tishu once again very soon. So do not think we have lost our tishu friends, kill them, it will make for a good story later when we reblue. – This is temporary….there is a plan.
 -Horn out
-Andrejs L
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Osti update
We will be setting up a deathstar soon.
Move ships to top station, travel light – frigs, cruisers, bc. are fun – blops – carriers – dreads – supers are a must.
I would recommend moving supers out of vest towers as Overload everything hate us and have promised to blow them up – have fun with that.

With [HORN] and [TISHU] having such a long and rich history together, some members aren’t exactly thrilled about the breakup. Speaking with a [TISHU] member, he said he was literally heart broken and that the two alliances were like peanut butter and jelly. A member of [8URNT] also commented, saying he would rather see [HORN] and [8URNT] blue than shoot them. Both of them seem to believe the blame for the breakup rests solely with the Australians within the alliances.

  • Aonus_the_blaster_maniac

    “were moving far away!”… 6 jumps later: “live here!”

    doesnt sound like this is being planned very well….

    • Varesk

      the whole thing about not having blues, shooting other people, morons in big fleets, then a bit later he says, dont worry we will be blue again soon.

      needs more ~filler~ between the two so they forget about the “rah rah no blues” aspect of the mail.

      • Joe Mettai

        You understand Psychotic Tendencies, and Overload Everything are two different alliances, right? Clearly he didn’t want to blue Overload Everything, and was given an ultimatum by Psychotic Tendencies. They would still be blue had he blued Overload Everything, but that is to many blues in small area. Not even sure why this needs to be explained, as it was pretty much what was said.

        • guess

          Tishu are well known ass hats in syndicate for hotdropping anything in site including shuttles, it’s because of them and sov alliances wanting to push the I win button on syndicate residents that the residents of syndicate dont like fighting them.

          • John Selth

            We like to look down at our syndicate subjects from our big ivory towers in vestouve.

          • The Expert

            Except we are syndicate residents, at least we aren’t noc

          • Noisrevbus

            Do they out-escalate you or what makes them worse?

          • The Expert

            We will take fights, noc wont. They only gank shit and wont ever undock in anything that will get fights only things that will kill people they know that wont shoot back. Also they are fake horns

          • Noisrevbus

            I must admit I’m not really up to speed on these things, but what you’re hinting at even seems more interesting than the article (with all due respect). It would be nice to get some explanations of those things, as it feels as though they relate to the article and the local stuff in general. Right?

            What does “fake horns” mean?
            What do you do to get fights or how do they kill people?

          • Noisrevbus

            I must admit I’m not really up to speed on these things, but what you’re hinting at even seems more interesting than the article (with all due respect). It would be nice to get some explanations of those things, as it feels as though they relate to the article and the local stuff in general. Right?

            What does “fake horns” mean?
            What do you do to get fights or how do they kill people?

  • Slevin-Kelevra

    This guy sounds like a great leader….right :/

  • Slevin-Kelevra

    This guy sounds like a great leader….right :/

  • TROLOLOLOLOLZ

    “the Shekle Coalition” …. . . . PPPFFFF who da faq are these nobody’s LOL “coalition”, with TWO FUCKING ALLIANCES LOLOLOLOL

  • Vyle Feelings

    The blobber coalition falls apart? Good riddance. Both alliance should go back to the tutorials and learn2fly properly without 1 logi per 2 combat ships.

    • LexArson

      maybe you should learn to make a good post lmao

  • Jakes

    Overload Everything was the blob part of Shadow Cartel, so it makes perfect sense that they want to blue everyone.

    • Doomchinchilla

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      Hah.

  • John Selth

    So first off, wondering who sent a copy of those alliance mails. Second, we in HORN hate having more blue targets and with the poebe changes are sort of limited to do what we normally like doing and spreading our feelers around. It wasn’t taken lightly but we havnt severed our friendship ties, there was no bad blood in the reset, simply a way of pleasing everyone. Im sure that we will find ourselves in joint fleets again in the future but for now, I have to move my shit, http://i.imgur.com/GXcv2im.png look at that shit, this is gonna take me weeks

    • LexArson

      admit it, you would’ve stayed if it weren’t for Michael JD

      • John Selth

        I wont deny it

        • daagin

          The real question is, do you love gold?

          • Trauma Council

            They’re not dwarves, you know.

      • asdsada2

        People would have stayed w/ a competent FC like are34 running things and not some scrub who whelps the capital fleet every time you form up. (hint: You’re the scrub)

        • John Selth

          Oi, I think I can personally speak on the grounds of a Lex Arson Capital Op. I would jump in and act as Lex Arsons shield any day, even if it meant id jump a nyx into TXW, id still do it!

  • NotYetBitterVet

    I feel like we’re about to see a scene from Of Mice and Men play out with [TISHU] playing the part of George and [8URNT] playing the part of Lennie.

  • Eugene Kerner

    “Lack of targets”…
    They keep blueballing a whole region and complain about a lack of targets?

  • Dan Jintao

    ROFL! Speaking as an aussie in OE, how am I to blame for tearing apart two alliances i’m not in? Horn shot us, we shot them. We’ve barely spoken 5 words to HORN and don’t fly much with TISHU. My position on this article and the morons providing input: no fux given. EN24 – how is this news???

    • Joseph Blade

      Perhaps you called someone mate?

    • Musashibou Benkei

      Because even our diplomacy is upside down

    • moxie

      Shut the fuck up you imbecile jesus christ

      • skippy

        Cant extend your vocabulary past profanity? Good work Sir. To say a very small group of australians caused this goes to show a complete lack of intelligence and just blatant finger pointing, please by all means explain how we had any influence on these events?

        • moxie

          Continue to talk out of your ass

          • skippy

            Least in talking nit dribbling shit like yourself

          • moxie

            Sorry what? I couldn’t hear you over your irrelevance

          • skippy

            Lawl keep wasting what breath you have left buddy. Commical value

      • Dan Jintao

        Well after such a lovely invitation, how could I not. 🙂 really think you need to stress down bud.

    • NotYetBitterVet

      I’m pretty sure it’s all Dan’s fault. ;P

  • Andrejs L

    haha wtf why is this news

  • Andrejs L

    haha wtf why is this news

  • Mr Twinkie

    Who?

  • Noisrevbus

    How rude of them to reset ;).

  • maybeidk

    2 big corps in the last week have left 8URNT, incoming failscade?

    • Doomchinchilla

      RNEST and OE parted ways amicably due to RNEST wanting to get back to their roots of smaller cap warfare. That is not possible in the Placid/Blackrise area. I love my RNEST brothers and will continue to fly with them. They may come back one day and will be welcomed back with open arms.

      Dboys had a differing opinion on recruitment and in the end it was best to part ways due to differences in leadership. I still greatly respect them and like most of their pilots.

      tldr;
      we’re not failcascading just going through constant growing pains. But in all reality this alliance has lasted over 5 months longer than anyone in SC thought it would… so win win

  • They just need to fuck and get it out of their system.

  • RNEST

    Andrejs is a baby back bitch. Always has been.

  • Seraph IX Basarab
  • -MOROS-

    Cant wait to see you – much love from the one true HORN

  • Ivy Lash

    We will keep Fortress Vestouve warm for you.

    • John Selth

      Heh, it might shoot you though

  • LexArson

    After long and strewn out negotiations we simple could not convince Andrejs that the best ship in-game was indeed ‘Friendship.’ Our serbian memberbase has been converted to Christianity by our newest missionary corporation ‘Tackled in Belt’ and we are adopting their NOSHOOT policies, which maintain that violence in new Eden is not necessary.

    ps it’s SHEKol (Syndicate Hebrew Economic Kollective) you nut

    • ciapek

      Why was I notified of this Jew coalition?

    • Michael Oskold

      I LUV GOOOOOOOLD

  • Doomchinchilla

    OE isn’t moving to Vestouve. We’re in the midst of moving all our assets across space to Bosena. Molden Heath has long been unclaimed territory of a big group. We plan to change that. See you in 2 weeks because of fatigue.

    • ciapek

      Oh oh oh Can i Join?

  • vanwest

    ninja unicorns are nobodys and have allways bin easy kills .how has this made evenews

  • ImDroppingRoles

    Austrailians are dicks… the world knows this already and SHEKol are a mission running coalition…. why is this shit on EN24?

    • Seraph IX Basarab

      It’s our version of the funny papers.