ripard_jester

Just a quickie, but really fun.

How do you torpedo your own CSM campaign?

  • Step one: be a wormhole candidate.
  • Step two: declare that you have no principles of your own whatsoever.  Er, whoops: tell EVE players that you’ll bring them everything CCP tells you to them for direct votes on each item.
  • Step three: be told that the CCP/CSM NDA definitely doesn’t work that way.
  • Step four: tell the current wormhole CSM representative that you know more about the CSM’s job than he does.
  • Step five: watch yourself get trolled right into the ground, then declare that your entire CSM campaign was really a sociology experiment of some kind and that you will be publishing a paper about it at some later date.

Aheh, whoops.

I really shouldn’t chuckle at another candidate’s misfortunes, but watching the drama surrounding prospective wormhole representative Night Beagle over this past weekend was really amusing.  Now obviously, I’m not competing with the various wormhole candidates (there are five of them).  I wish all of the remaining ones well, they’re obviously a good fit to “group up” (more about this tomorrow), and sooner or later I will be endorsing one or more of them.  I feel it’s going to be just as important for CSM8 to have a dedicated wormhole candidate as it was for CSM7 to have one.  I know a few things about wormholes from my six months living in one, but I’m no expert on the subject at all.  So it will be great to have an expert on the team… assuming I’m on the team myself, of course.  ;-)

Anyway, watching his fellow wormhole residents turn on Night Beagle… wow.  I thought null-sec were masters of personal-level drama.  You wormhole guys have the null-sec coalitions beat!  I usually groan at the Downfall Hitler parody videos, but this one is really well done and even those that don’t follow WH politics will be able to follow this video:

It does show off one interesting aspect of wormhole CSM8 candidate politics, though.  Originally, there was going to be a “wormhole primary” and the various major wormhole corps were going to have an internal election to decide who the “official wormhole candidate” was going to be.  Two step himself announced the thing when he announced he wasn’t running.  With the wormhole primary out of the picture, he is in the obvious position of kingmaker here.  It feels like he has the ability to sway the wormhole vote tremendously.  It’ll be interesting to see what — if anything — he does with this power…

Ripard Teg

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  • Space troll

    Step 6: No fucks were given

  • http://www.daven.nl/ Duval

    Can't wait to see this once I'm off work.

  • DubbaYooArr

    Haha that vid was pretty good. I laughed. Poor guy

  • FA grunt

    Mudslinging always happens at viable candidates

  • Ex imp

    Step 6: Talk shit about other candiates to make yourself look like less of a douche bag..

  • Tic Tac

    How to Torpedo Your Own CSM Campaign

    1. Be a Wormhole candidate.

    " I feel it’s going to be just as important for CSM8 to have a dedicated wormhole candidate as it was for CSM7 to have one."

    Moar EN24 idiocy.

    • Egren

      Moar ignorant bullshit.

  • QT McWhiskers

    You didnt mention the part where my corp, hard knocks, made that video to troll him. Nor the part where our spies invaded his wormhole and literally stole everything the corp owned (including noob ships, cause why not) and then reanchored their own towers under our name with the shields off and bubbled to hell.

    • DubbaYooArr

      haha "its not like some spy is going to turn off our towers"

      • Tis

        It should be noted that that the video was released *before* the heist….

        • QT McWhiskers

          We made it before the heist, but didnt make it public until their towers were offline and they were unable to do anything.

        • DubbaYooArr

          lol that makes it even better

          • Tis

            yeah, it wasn't released to the public i guess till after we had started the takedown. my memories of that all nighter are a little fuzzy :P

    • Searsy

      As a lowsec resident I remember a time when this would be interesting and little tales like this would be worth telling, the ol' beating of the chest is great and all, but really you just come across as a cock, maybe do something original in eve and people will give you the "props" you crazy kids obviously desire.

  • meep

    Step 6. Get forcibly and hilariously removed from WH Space.

  • FrontLineGrunt

    Whereas genius has limitations, foolishness knows no boundaries.

  • Night Beagle

    I enjoyed the video as much as the whole public. It was nicely done.
    I also am one of the most successful trolls in the WH forum, and did it with style. In a section with 4-10 replies, I raised 2 topics to 100+ replies, provided entertainment for a lot of people and pissed off much of the community (if not all) without talking shit about others.
    I think I deserve some credit…and trolling.

    • DubbaYooArr

      you didnt troll anyone, its actually pretty embarrassing that you made up the college paper thing to save some 'e-cred' and are now stuck living that lie. no credits/fucks given. reputation (a shitty one) destroyed. Laughing stock of internet universe now you are.

    • Humble_miner

      Give some credit to the man. He's not only using old, worn-out defenses like the "troll defense" and the "lolz defense"; but he's actually making new ones as he rambles on: the latest is the "college paper" defense. I know a genius when I see one.

      • CareBearStares

        It is most impressive. But, I have seen the 'college paper' defense by a beggar in Jita Local.

    • Night Beagle

      Please quote me saying college in any post I made :) Also you are warmly encouraged to continue building up my reputation.

    • Searsy

      oh god a troll bragging cos he's a troll? what a fucking halfwit