What follows is a crosspost from internal TEST Alliance Forums, is it a grunt’s perspective and I am posting it as I received it.

For many years now, The Mittani has regaled us with tales of bombastry. Claiming to be an agent provocateur and spymaster par excellence, it was hard to miss the bloated self-adulation. While controlling a message and narrative, the impression of competence came across, even when failing to history, or taking credit for otherís work. No mention of the many failures of his aborted leadership, massive economic failures, apart from the most public of Fanfest. Sucking on the teat of moongoo, he grew fat and happy, blue-ing in the process most of 0.0 . Mittani had completed his transformation into SirMolle, a Jabba the hut of idiotic proportions.

(Mittani at Fanfest)

However, due to a circlejerk of epic magnitudes, and threadnaught of low content goon posters, he always had allies plenty, along with powerful friends in TEST and PL. But this “great” leader couldn’t even help CFC police their own. Whilst FA members of his own coalition CFC attempted to sabotage others such as HBC, he took no action. Space slugs are not particularly fast. Eventually, reprisals began and Sperg squad slaughter of FA ratters took a toll, leading to FA violating terms. After some time, it was clear there was a general move towards war between the two coalitions, while the Space Tyrant moved to maintain his precious tech supply above all else.

(Escalating Technetium prices)

The root of his folly was a failure to realize his position depended on the good graces of his powerful allies TEST and Pandemic Legion. In doing so, he demonized his opponent, Mr Montolio, saving his moons. While claiming to be ever reasonable, it was clear he wasnít. Yet another drunken faux pas, this time alienating close allies. He forgot his true broskis, while cavorting with the False Prophet Zagdul. Whilst he may claim everything is patched up, the truth is quite different. The cat is out of the bag. Mittaniís actions is all about his own grandiosity, and he will trample on any allied coalition, valid issue or not. CFC priorities are #1; true broskis are disposable. Make no bones about this, his own actions have forever poisoned the well with TEST, and PL is paying attention too. Who would want an ally like that?

(Tiger Shark consuming a dead whale)

The truth is that there is likely a limited amount of time until smaller, more skilled pvp alliances start to capitalize on this situation; alliances with both the anti-goon grudge, and the expertise to over-match limited goon skills. It wonít take long for the sharks of EVE to come out and feast upon the distended whale of CFC once it is clear that PL and TEST will not their savior be.

Quite simply, the emperor has no clothes.

(Illustration of the Emperor’s New Clothes by Thorarinn Leifsson www.totil.com )

- TEST Grunt

Send us Intel/Corrections via dropbox or shoot us an e-mail

Send us Intel/Corrections via dropbox or shoot us an e-mail

113 Comments

  1. lol

    bravo :clap:

    January 27, 2013 at 7:59 pm Reply
  2. sup

    +1

    January 27, 2013 at 8:00 pm Reply
  3. arutha

    Fuck kill each other would ya…..your both faggots…nulli sicks test dick LOL

    January 27, 2013 at 8:03 pm Reply
    1. SHADOORP

      I want to argue with you, but I can't =(. I am praying a new coalition of freshblood, with leadership that has different ideas about the game emerges from this. I have very little faith in the autonomy of an alliance whose leadership is in Jaberlon 5.

      January 27, 2013 at 8:14 pm Reply
    2. Barkaway

      How the fuck do you sick a dick?

      January 27, 2013 at 8:18 pm Reply
      1. bumblefuck

        By fucking that dick with some AIDS-infested ass.

        January 27, 2013 at 8:39 pm Reply
    3. Gold

      So much anger, such poor English. This is why I come here.

      January 27, 2013 at 9:53 pm Reply
    4. lol

      you seem mad bro either mad -a- fag or mad cfc fag cant tell

      January 27, 2013 at 11:57 pm Reply
      1. SHADOORP

        great post. nice use of original thought, and the word fag, well, I don't think I've ever seen that used properly so KUDOS TO YOU SIR!

        January 29, 2013 at 5:34 pm Reply
  4. NotSayingToldYouSo..

    so what you're saying is that CFC = BoB…

    well how long have the rest of us been telling ya'll that

    January 27, 2013 at 8:05 pm Reply
    1. BntyHunter

      I have been saying it forever

      Everything Mittens does would have had him preaching about in 07-09 About how Molle was ruining the game and how hoarding Moons was wrong and how greed doesnt belong in this great game of purity.

      Also he used to speak of not giving a shit about losing ships etc, its why they were called Swarm, it has always been there doctrine to blob but they used to lose then go right back and try again, now he is issuing orders to not us SC`s….You all better have no illusions they wont use SC`s unless there backs are to the wall again.

      When he says "Stricter use of SC`s" he means not unless he gives the order AKA almost never again. GSF is everything they hated and stood for.

      January 28, 2013 at 1:28 am Reply
      1. Derp

        Oh look; it's a BntyHunter prediction. CFC will never use supercaps again unless they do in which case you totally called it?

        January 28, 2013 at 12:11 pm Reply
  5. bravo!

    pretty good article, I must say.

    CFC is shit !

    January 27, 2013 at 8:11 pm Reply
  6. ingo

    i dont give a flying fuck about CFC / HBC, all i want to see is both of them gone off the sov map and a good old war., also +1

    January 27, 2013 at 8:14 pm Reply
  7. ANTIMITANI

    FUCK CFC AND TEST NOT TO FORGET PL THERE ALL CANCER

    January 27, 2013 at 8:24 pm Reply
    1. ANTITHERE

      For fucks sake, can we have an Eve24 article on,
      They are
      They're
      Their
      There

      January 27, 2013 at 9:56 pm Reply
      1. SHAGOO

        Due their all fucking right they’re! Shoot the guys right their!

        January 27, 2013 at 11:49 pm Reply
      2. BntyHunter

        Why dont you teach it…

        January 27, 2013 at 11:55 pm Reply
        1. Kheeria

          Here ya go Sperglord, i.imgur.com/L3CVf.png

          February 12, 2013 at 10:45 am Reply
          1. BntyHunter

            Good one

            February 12, 2013 at 7:36 pm
      3. Kiyohime Ronuken

        English is a pain, so lighten up just a bit. I'm just glad some of these guys contribute their points of view. Of course, they're not going to have the English-writing linguistic skills of a native speaker. After all, hey learned their language skills 'over there' not 'over here'. I think it's safe to say they are doing the best in the time they allot for their contribution.

        January 28, 2013 at 3:16 pm Reply
  8. Asator

    Do love the text between the first 2 pics! Coul not be more exact!

    January 27, 2013 at 8:26 pm Reply
  9. Truth

    The end is near. Low Sec pirates should capitalize. They are the sharks in the water. Nullsec coalitions are skilless blobs of dead flating whale meat. They all suck ass. The time for ALL Low Sec Pirate corps is now. Clean up the world for all of New Eden.

    January 27, 2013 at 8:35 pm Reply
    1. Truth Sayer

      you mean sharks killing cynos ?

      January 27, 2013 at 8:43 pm Reply
    2. BntyHunter

      There is plenty of skilled 00 sec Alli`s. TBH NCDOT has most of its heritage in 50/50 lowsec/00.

      I`d like to hear about groups who are much better at setting traps and roaming even in 20 on 20 or in our case 20 on 40 all the time.

      I agree skill has gone way down in overall 00 sec, but the tough smaller [usually sub 2k man groups] are still as tough as anyone in game, and tourneys etc dont count as much….Sorry but winning Tournaments isnt real fighting its the difference between a boxing match and a street fight. So where is the VoC fans are correct in VoC style groups are great, they also do best in WH`s and other places where all aspects of 00 Sec can`t be played.

      Playing in 00 Sec and being small is very difficult, groups like CFC can launch 300 men and still launch SC`s where as us in smaller groups have to pick 300 men or SC`s. So it makes the chess match become 3d/vertical as well.

      We have to worry about being outnumbered, fighting 2 different fleets [all the time], getting hotdropped while outnumbered and generally being sandwiched. So while tourney/Lowsec/WH `s are super fun its still got safeteys on those triggers whether it lowsec=No bubbles, WH= no Supers/Limited Mass/Bottlenecks or Tourneys only T2 Gear and a points system in 00 sec you have to be ready for anything. Granted not the mega blocks 30 jumps away but us groups that raid those Alli`s have to be ready as we often are 30 jumps behind the lines with no help coming.

      January 28, 2013 at 1:36 am Reply
      1. VoC Person

        Actually we rarely fight in wormholes as it requires far more effort to actually get an engageable fight than in k-space.

        And yes winning tournament fights only means that you are good at beating someone else with all things being equal (except for skill) while your "street fights" are generally about who can dump more supercaps and alpha fleets onto a battle field than the other guy.

        January 28, 2013 at 2:45 am Reply
        1. BntyHunter

          Dont get me wrong you guys are extremely talented and disciplined.

          I just think TBh its harder being a small group of some size. For instance it was Easier IMo when I was Cry Havoc and we had 600 guys.

          Now we have16-1700 so its big enough we need a few systems, but small enough we dont have enough muscle to kill groups like CFC.

          Its similiar to having groups 50-85 guys in lowsec. Or 25 in WH.

          At this size in 00 you have to have your head on a swivel constantly, you arent small enough anymore to slip through if you make mistakes but arent big enough to have 100 guys+ a hotdrop.

          IMO its the ultimate Test of adapting as you never know what you will find and any group in 00 Sec can attack your numbers.

          I wish VoC would come and fight in 00 Sec. Like I said a tourney is fine, but TBh they have all been to small and we need weight divisions, 15 v 15 is ok but 50 on 50 would show a lot more skill and the need for discipline. With super small groups you cant simulate as much stupidity. Its easier to get 15 extraordinary guys who are all on the same page, its hard to get 50.

          January 28, 2013 at 3:42 am Reply
          1. Alwayslaughahahaha

            50 on 50 verge would absolutely destroy you ncdot boys.

            January 28, 2013 at 5:34 am
          2. bupi

            i doubt it… if both would come in t3 gang, what verge usually does in such situations. It would be fair fight and pretty awesome.

            January 28, 2013 at 7:57 am
          3. RandomWHGuy

            Putting my money of verge. Even if you could match their individual pilot skill, which I doubt, the fact remains that they will be flying WH-pimp fits that would give them the edge. Would be an undoubtably good fight though.

            January 28, 2013 at 7:47 pm
        2. recollector1973

          VoC dude, CFC don't need to drop supers to own your ass.Only T3 cruisers, as you do…except like 5 times more, with same 5 times more logis.

          Why they don't do that?

          Simply because you are IRRELEVANT in your holes, sry, wormholes.

          January 28, 2013 at 11:26 am Reply
  10. Nullie superious

    OR…. what i read is some ungrateful fucking pubby alliance that owns its existence to goons and was saved by goons from annihilation, still dont get that without PL they are fucking useless.

    Why wont you guys man up and get into this CFC vs TEST war. Just assure PL that the Tech market wont be impacted / towers wont be hit.

    January 27, 2013 at 8:35 pm Reply
  11. CFC member

    the problem is panic.  if you panic first you will lose every time, same as last night CFC did have the numbers to cause allot of damage, but they f panic.

    January 27, 2013 at 9:03 pm Reply
    1. Jakes

      It has nothing to do with panicking, CFC are just stupid, plain and simple, they dropped a whole shitload of titans in lowsec, why do that? nobody understands it because any sane person would never do that…… he's why…… Dreads do 10-12k DPS depending on the dread. Nyx does about 10k DPS with bombers, all other motherships do about 8k with bombers, and then Titans do about 6k DPS, they're only useful if they can use a DD, if they can't then they're not worth using as a dread does about twice as much DPS, costs about a 25th of the prices, is insurable, and takes about a 50th of the time to build.

      January 27, 2013 at 10:17 pm Reply
      1. dude

        u can get 18k out of a moros

        January 27, 2013 at 11:03 pm Reply
        1. lol

          and it will get killed so fast it will be useless

          January 27, 2013 at 11:54 pm Reply
        2. BntyHunter

          At point blank range out of formation… I can get 1k DPS out of a Bruti but odds are I wont.

          January 27, 2013 at 11:58 pm Reply
        3. BntyHunter

          And you get 1k out of a Blaster BC, but it doesnt mean that will hit shit and odds are you wont land at that range.

          Most Moros`s do about 12k DPS overall in a fight, he is correct.

          Also you missed the mark big time. He was explaining how retarded DBRB was for bringing any titans to get him
          the second he fucked up like an idiot, he should have bit the bullet and died, instead he took down an entire fleet.

          January 28, 2013 at 1:45 am Reply
      2. BntyHunter

        Ding ding ding, Tell him what he won

        In lowsec Titans are nothing more than Command ships giving bonuses and doing 1/2 dread DPS.

        January 27, 2013 at 11:57 pm Reply
      3. Technerfium

        can we panic now plz?

        January 28, 2013 at 1:06 am Reply
    2. Smellypirate

      Cfc do not have the experience or compentantcy when it comes to piloting supers/titans as well as not having many compitant FCs overall and even more apparent when considering its size.
      This was further proven here by cfc vs HBC/N3 and later on many others who wanted to kick the greedy goon while he was down.
      N3 have ncdot very experienced when it comes to using supers and have a huge core of them same goes for HBC they have PL. cfc has no ody who is compitant, that's the big game changer.
      A further example of cfc incompentancy was the dote is war, they were a fraction of cfc size and managed to kill several cfc titans and several supers through the war to no losses. That experience as you can see is the big difference, knowing what to do in difficult positions, cfc just panicked and cowarded out trying to pile everything in. It affectively doing nothing when they get all supers/titans dreads and carriers on the field.

      January 27, 2013 at 11:26 pm Reply
      1. Smellypirate

        Dotbros war* bloody iPhone predict txt!

        January 27, 2013 at 11:29 pm Reply
  12. Eve

    So the beginning of the end is here.

    January 27, 2013 at 9:07 pm Reply
    1. Jarhead

      VFK by May

      January 28, 2013 at 1:15 am Reply
      1. recollector1973

        May what year? 2020?

        January 28, 2013 at 11:34 am Reply
  13. notagoonbutarealist

    lol saying that goons are pretty much on their own, cause test and co wont save them.
    You could think of this another way tho:
    It very well might be that test will get screwed, since they are in a coalition with almost all former reds.
    Might just be a setup designed by PL to alienate test from goons and take them down, while former bob duders get their ancestral homes back!
    Also: goons still have enough real blue friends to keep you out of their space!

    January 27, 2013 at 9:07 pm Reply
    1. Smellypirate

      One every one hates goons/cfc as they have always been useless scum and exploited leached there way to the top blueing up all of eve nerfing influences to benifit there own good, backstabbing through outs it's history, hence why a goons word is worth shit from ass!
      Plus why would N3 or a y body else want to take over HBC space, north is where most of the real assets are, aswell as HBC being noobs but noobs that are willing to learn and flourish with the game to a much greater degree. Cfc is an immediate limitation for any pilots joining them especially new pilots as they do not learn how to Pvp look after them selves, they do not learn of what a gf is and as everything is replaced in peace time they don't learn from mistakes just carry on making them… Got to learn goons you cannot compensate lack of skill with showering of isk, only teaches them how to exploit to the simple degree of expecting hand outs and not earning anything. Cfc has very few rights, a huge column of negatives though!

      January 27, 2013 at 11:39 pm Reply
      1. FuckHBC

        As a member of N3, I must say I have bigger respect for goons than for TEST. This propaganda saying that CFC lives on the grace of TEST and PL…. well, PL is relevant to be mentioned. TEST is not. TEST is the worst shit in this game. The fact that TEST does not have the level of GSF reimbursements does not lead to better learning, but to flying shitty ships and not caring about losing them.
        Why I have more respect for goons than TEST? Goons reached what they have on their own, manipulating everyone around but they did it. TEST achieved shit, PL and CFC did it for them in Delve. Without them, they would stand no chance.
        I am not happy that my block will now side with TEST. But the fact is that destruction of CFC is the only way to bring TEST fags down. Hopefully it will go quickly enough, I cannot wait to see TEST noob shitty smacktalkers in the place they belong – empire, or renting ally.

        January 28, 2013 at 9:38 am Reply
        1. recollector1973

          Worry not, N3 will side with HBC as long as there no invasion of CFC space.Once an invasion starts, N3 will not take part…well, maybe first 2 weeks, after they realize that grinding 2 weeks only managed to swap 3-4 systems from CFC.

          HBC will be alone in this.And they will sooooooo lose, badly.PL won't take part of a war who will surely see their moons in north go to Goons.

          CFC in defense…NOT even BoB and friends had so many pilots and supers.I won't take lightly a war that have CFC in defense.Hell, i won't start it at all.

          January 28, 2013 at 11:19 am Reply
          1. ex goon

            Lol dude wave your space goodbye. Your comments are just a lot of wishful thinking. Goons made a big mistake making the enemies they have. It will be a matter of weeks before they collapse.

            January 28, 2013 at 8:57 pm
          2. Alayslaughahahaha

            weeks? Are you out of your mind?

            January 29, 2013 at 1:32 am
        2. Anon

          TEST suck, but its mostly due to the fact that they're new to all this from what I have seen. Foxcats have proved to be an effective fleetcomp and while things would be much worse if they didn't have PL's support and PL FCs leading their fleets they're slowly figuring things out for themselves. Also from everything I've ever read the CFC didn't do shit in Delve, that was all TEST and PL.

          January 28, 2013 at 7:53 pm Reply
          1. some dude

            If you were there you would know that test/PL were at somewhat of a stalemate with the southern coalition until CFC joined in. SO ya, CFC actually did a lot in Delve.

            January 28, 2013 at 9:42 pm
  14. Boring Shit

    Irrelevant Shit from some pleb in Test, after all that happened yesterday, this is what u have to post????? this is news ?????

    January 27, 2013 at 9:29 pm Reply
  15. PL squadie

    There appears to be a misunderstanding, we are quite happy to support our test bros, to drop on goons and their terrible pets, they ain't blue to us after all.

    January 27, 2013 at 9:32 pm Reply
  16. Andres Talas

    The "True broskis are disposable" line is interesting, especially considering Test recruited Raiden. into their coalition.

    And what has been earned in a coin, shall be repaid in that coin.

    But here is some history about why the Goons are loyal to FA – its because FA were loyal to the Goons.

    "When your capital comes under threat of a headshot, the truth of who ones friends are becomes starkly evident. Goonswarm had no truer friend in its time of need than Tactical Narcotics Team, who we once joked had won the game of ‘pet survivor’ in Deklein. TNT topped the charts of participation, putting more than a hundred pilots in our fleets nonstop and reaching the single highest participation percentage of any Clusterfuck alliance. In reward for their service and loyalty, I have instructed GSOL to grant them six more technetium moons out of our existing supply, bringing them from 3 to 9.

    Fatal Ascension began as one of the smaller members of the Clusterfuck; Zagdul and his boys have brought forth almost as much as Wibla and TNT, just a tenth of a percent behind TNT in #2. Their reward is an entire sovereign region, Fade, and they will remain close to our political and geographic orbit."

    evenews24.com/2011/07/21/leak-gsf-deklein-

    January 27, 2013 at 9:35 pm Reply
    1. you no make sense

      One of the reasons FA are as big as they are is b/c the helped destroy tests closest ally, and then poached it's members for itself, then six months later did something similar to Blackmark. Also… are we now implying Test didn't help defend VFK?

      January 27, 2013 at 9:57 pm Reply
    2. BntyHunter

      Wow how lucky are TNT to have won the ‘pet survivor’ championship, for the weakest bloated coalition in game.
      How lucky they must feel to be treated so…Petlike by you glorious masters. Hint if guys fight for you so loyally dont trivialize it by calling them Pets…lol and you call NCDOT arrogant and mean to newbs.

      With 25k members you couldnt stomp out us DOTBROS.

      So I will use your words more appropriately
      And what has been earned in a coin, shall be repaid in that coin.

      Except last night we paid some of it back, and you guys never killed a super of ours in Trib….So we are now

      12 Titans
      26 Supers
      100`s of Caps

      Ahead in the war, Im waiting for this huge payback.

      January 27, 2013 at 11:53 pm Reply
      1. Jackassdetector

        Didn't they stomp you out of Tribute and Vale?

        January 28, 2013 at 7:36 am Reply
        1. smallscaledude

          a war that last over 3 months with these odds can hardly be called stomping , especially considering it was a 2 front war with solar attacking geminate at the same time goons attacked trib

          January 28, 2013 at 9:29 am Reply
      2. Derp

        And 2 regions behind. Should you really be boasting this much about PL kills you got to whore on?

        NCdot winning so much that they've transcended sov?

        January 28, 2013 at 12:05 pm Reply
  17. qfskhbfq

    Even if you hate test, you hate goons more, so if anything they have a whole new bunch of friends they "could" make if they actually plan on taking goons on, we'll see how it goes

    January 27, 2013 at 10:00 pm Reply
    1. BntyHunter

      Yep, even AAA guys should hate CFC more as CFC started the war on Delve and then Test moved in.

      January 27, 2013 at 11:59 pm Reply
      1. What anass

        Seriously? please tell me more on this!!

        January 28, 2013 at 7:33 am Reply
      2. Moon Russian

        um. No as a AAA guy I loathe Test for their sheer pubeness.
        PL I'm afraid of, and Goons I could care less.
        I shall sit in stain, muttering to myself in Russian till HBC moves against CFC, than…

        January 28, 2013 at 10:07 pm Reply
  18. what is this?

    What is this? Is riverinni and co so desperate for articles that they allow this sort of thing on the homepage? It doesn't even really say anything besides calling the mittani names.

    Don't get me wrong: I'll be damn happy to see the CFC go down in flames, but this level of posting belongs on CAOD. EN24 mods, fix your website…someone threw up all over yours.

    January 27, 2013 at 10:17 pm Reply
  19. Nostalgic

    Why reset standings, when CCP can reset Tranquility??? This will forever be the only way to return eve to "the good old days"… Fix sov/moongoo/Techs/, then reset tranquility and we're back to sub-cap roams as the primary way to get sov/hold sov, 10 titans ingame, 50 supercarriers, 500 carriers… I would probably unsub myself, but there you have it… Enjoy.

    January 27, 2013 at 10:17 pm Reply
  20. otay

    What is this? Is riverinni and co so desperate for articles that they allow this sort of thing on the homepage? Mods, fix your website…apparently some test pubbie threw up all over it.

    January 27, 2013 at 10:21 pm Reply
    1. Crabtrap
      January 28, 2013 at 3:21 am Reply
  21. Nullie Geron

    OR…. what i read is some ungrateful fucking pubby alliance that owns its existence to goons and was saved by goons from annihilation, still dont get that without PL they are fucking useless.

    January 27, 2013 at 10:32 pm Reply
    1. DavefromTI

      Double post much ??

      January 27, 2013 at 10:36 pm Reply
    2. Fail Goons

      And a Goon alliance that owes its existence to a bunch of frenchies in the nonexistant Tau Ceti. Its not like the great Goons took their space it was given to them as well.

      January 27, 2013 at 11:22 pm Reply
      1. BntyHunter

        Great point. Lol if TEST owes GSF, then GSF owes TCF BY FAR, BAR NONE. Without them Evoke would have evicted GSF for good and they couldnt have re-made enough ISK to fight.

        Cry Havoc+Evoke whipped them in the same time as the Nazi`s to Paris. They were running so fast they were abandoning Caps+POS`s back in 08 when they counted. We also hurt them so bad they changed there Alliance from SOLOBANDRAK as they just changed it after failing vs BoB. Then there new shiny awesome toy was ruined by us and was at 50% effec, and just like last night they were getting 50% while getting on there own kills.

        Last night GSF was brought dwn to 61% and they got on all there own Titan kills, meaning if you take that off they are 30% for the month.

        Moral is CFC is the same as Test and even worse, they collapsed 2 times on there own and were given space both times, and both times lost space until they moved so far North the NC protected them.

        Tau Ceti was Goons/DEK CO`s daddy.

        January 28, 2013 at 1:42 am Reply
  22. anon

    Let the hand-holding end. Let the red-boxing begin.

    January 27, 2013 at 11:18 pm Reply
  23. hgjuglljg
    January 27, 2013 at 11:19 pm Reply
  24. BntyHunter

    He is such a spymaster he made terms with PL then got raped by them 4 days later.

    He also thought that attacking there Blue tower was smart and escalating a huge battle vs PL when NCDOT were staging a few TB`s away.

    Oh yeah he is totally informed.

    7 years of waiting, and I think CFC is ready to stomp out once and for all, well its heart and soul anyways. Mittens weakness has always been hubris, and he was a master at getting lucky and making it look like he was prepared…to bad he cant wiggle out of this except….."We idiots love to lose Titans from time to time" Lol if you cap on yourself harder than your enemies you can`t lose …Right?

    January 27, 2013 at 11:49 pm Reply
    1. Technerfium

      'I think CFC is ready to stomp out once and for all'

      +1

      If you happened to read any of my existing posts here, they still stand, but this I stick by. FUCK GOONS I will resub my alts to help with this war effort against GSF and the CFC.

      '404 something awful'

      January 28, 2013 at 1:11 am Reply
      1. Derp

        I wouldn't get your hopes up: BntyHunter has predicted the CFC's imminent demise for a few years now. When it finally does happen he'll say he knew it'd take this long.

        January 28, 2013 at 2:15 am Reply
        1. Ynglaur

          Make multiple, overly-broad, conflicting prognostications. Cry "I told you so!" when one of them comes true.
          1. The CFC will be destroyed!
          2. The HBC will be destroyed!
          3. Solar Fleet will be destroyed!
          4. N3 will be destroyed!

          I'll bet one of them comes true between now and Armageddon, and now I can tell everyone in EVE: "I told you so."
          :: smug ::

          January 28, 2013 at 3:39 am Reply
          1. Hurf

            Are you some kind of witch prophet?

            January 28, 2013 at 12:08 pm
        2. BntyHunter

          No I haven`t. You derp.

          I have never said CFC was gonna break up now and or never gave a date.

          I did say NC was a lot tougher, CFC rely`s on numbers, they aren't as skilled as people say and they are far more political than powerful.

          I never predicted there imminent demise. Infact most times I say the opposite, I have fought them for ever and me of all people know how coack roach like they are. They can survive damn near anything.

          Get your facts straight, you are like a emo 14 year old who hears the overall tone and not the independent facts of the convo.

          I have been waiting this time 3 years for the GSF to stick its neck out and fight a group similiar in size, and finally I think they are ready o have a war, maybe not instantly but soon. Now it will be up to us if we stomp them out once and for all. But from past Exp I wont hold my breath, Mittens will prob be middle aged before they finally die for good, at which point his son will take over lol.

          January 28, 2013 at 3:46 am Reply
          1. Derp

            That's interesting because I remember not so long ago in Tribute you were writing about how "Not winning fast enough" had turned into the CFC losing. I can't recall what happened next

            January 28, 2013 at 12:07 pm
          2. I just do not know

            That is because for the CFC they had got used to people rolling over and dying, but that did not happen when they went for NCDOT, in part due to the crap sov mechanics which enabled NCDOT to put the timers in the Au TZ in which they were the strongest, hence all the whining about sob mechanisms…

            January 28, 2013 at 7:02 pm
  25. BntyHunter

    The truth is that there is likely a limited amount of time until smaller, more skilled pvp alliances start to capitalize on this situation; alliances with both the anti-goon grudge, and the expertise to over-match limited goon skills.

    Yah another plug for us, BL, Nulli, 401k, Scrap Iron.

    Maybe the band is getting back together.

    January 28, 2013 at 12:04 am Reply
    1. recollector1973

      Ask Scrap what they did yesterday in VFK for like 30 min.The "skilled" 6 tornados, 1 cynabal , 1 crow , 1 scimitar camped a gate, killing about 15 idiots who can't read intel channels.

      After 30 min they were smoked by, probably, 70 CFC.

      If you ask yourself WHY we didn't do it earlier…is because they are irrelevant.As skilled as ANYONE IS, you can't fight at 7:1 odds, except idiots.As non-elite as people think they are…FC pilots surely are not idiots.

      Pls, oh pls, get a fleet of any kind of BL, Nulli, 401k and Scrap and come to VFK.I dare you to prove how "elite" you are. LOLOLOL.

      January 28, 2013 at 11:40 am Reply
  26. Roger Roger

    Mittens is a jackass. Like the art BTW.

    January 28, 2013 at 12:08 am Reply
  27. KILL GOONS NAO!!!

    KILL GOONS NAO!!!

    January 28, 2013 at 1:07 am Reply
  28. BntyHunter

    Wow, normaly us small allies like N3 struggle to get 200 guys in roams.

    Now we are having to break up numbers we are so big…Pushing 390 numbers. Lol if this holds we could roll GSF without Test.

    Another great thing about last night aside from fighting with BL and 401k again is getting more GSF online. You can bet your ass mittens is so hurt he will be pissing all over his CEO`s getting activity up and going so this wont happen again.

    Im just worried he will take this as a chance to not fight anymore. That happend in Tribute after we butchered them a week in a row and had 4 SC kills. All the sudden GSF stopped showing up and CFC Bteam filled in.
    eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=16

    Good times for activity, now is the time to strike. I hope everyone joins us. Faster we kill CFc faster we can get the good players out of it and send the shitty ones back to Hisec where they belong….Just like GSF used to we should consider this a humanitarian mission to free the Mitten Zombies/Mombies from GSF and bring them to our loving arms.

    January 28, 2013 at 1:25 am Reply
    1. recollector1973

      You will do what? "Roll" CFC alone?

      LOL !

      Keep dreaming! Wanna lose your space to SOLAR, while being asskicked in North?

      If you don't understand that, well, try to.And you will also find out why HBC will be ALONE vs CFC and lose.

      January 28, 2013 at 11:33 am Reply
  29. indy

    each time i post in a goon related article i must say- i was never pro gon but this article i so biased and such an obvious manipulation that uhh seriously…

    tdlr- mittani is bad, goons are bad, lets kill them, the time is now cmon all of eve lets hit together

    makes me want to become a goon, mby i should invest in a something awful account

    January 28, 2013 at 2:04 am Reply
  30. CMB

    What you won't see is that this post got relentlessly trolled and downvoted on the TEST forums.

    January 28, 2013 at 2:21 am Reply
    1. CMB

      Here's a good quote from one reply:

      "If events like last night bring out posts like this, I no longer want to kill supers."

      January 28, 2013 at 2:21 am Reply
      1. .I.

        sad thing is its all true

        January 28, 2013 at 12:21 pm Reply
  31. Oh please people!

    All the CFC vs HBC fights in the world are meaningless until you see POSs reinforced and Tech moons taken by one side or the other.

    This is nothing more than keeping the various hordes occupied. The kills/losses are irrelevant because the ISK will be made up on the backs of everyone who buys and flys T2 ships in the game.

    January 28, 2013 at 2:51 am Reply
  32. Rahe

    damn evenews fix the log in for comments so i can actually comment on these things now with my profile.

    January 28, 2013 at 3:05 am Reply
  33. A person

    Pfft, this is all just stupid. I don't know whether TEST realizes this, but they are #2 on the shitlist after the CFC. If some "sharks" come along and rip the CFC apart, TEST and their pets will be next on the menu.

    January 28, 2013 at 8:50 am Reply
  34. exdotbro.

     shadoo: My plan for a good fight isn't secret — we   discussed it with Mister Vee, Vince Draken, Manny, some S2N dudes and   some TEST dudes on public test mumble for few hours. The basic premise   was simple: BLOCK war games in a set region. 3 Blocks enter, we come up   with a workable SOV system for objectives and use a referee alliance to   govern the outpost/jb/gen/etc ownership to a corp within the holder   alliance. Then every block moves to set region and we start the wargame   with ~20k characters in 1 region within 3 neutral blocks.

    Lol. WE OV WE

    January 28, 2013 at 8:55 am Reply
  35. Silence

    Burn goonswarm

    January 28, 2013 at 11:08 am Reply
  36. Osiris Ettnie

    Pick A side people

    January 28, 2013 at 11:17 am Reply
  37. anon

    i'm just gonna start neg-repping all of Bounty Hunter's posts – what a fucking sperglord.

    January 28, 2013 at 4:30 pm Reply
  38. Onion-y Goodness

    mean little bully eyes and a face made for slapping. Mittens even LOOKS like a goon. before i even read the caption i thought to myself "wow, there is a guy who wouldnt pass up a little date rape." just another frat boy.

    January 28, 2013 at 6:19 pm Reply
  39. RDNdck

    Dead Goon best Goon

    January 28, 2013 at 7:06 pm Reply
  40. Test

    Go N3!

    January 28, 2013 at 10:33 pm Reply
  41. The_Oracle86

    >.>
    .
    .
    <.<
    .
    .
    Anyone else notice what an OBVIOUSLY nice propaganda piece this was??? ……\o/ I DID!!

    January 29, 2013 at 12:53 am Reply
  42. doh'rly

    CFC's combined income from tech is estimated to be 50-75 BILLION isk DAILY. Assuming they don't blow it thru RMT, this gigantic battle has only set them back for about a week, financially speaking (Insurances factored in). A slap in the wrist on their wallet!

    But seriously, they're pumping anywhere between 1500-2000 Billion iskies a month! (This is equivalent to 100-125 SCs being pumped out per month)

    I bet they're slowly, but surely working on creating a "Super-capital only" fleet, when that point is reached, their SOVs will be untouchable…

    One day, we might see them deploy a Fleet of 300 titans & 600 Support-Super-Carriers on a daily basis.
    How the fck do you kill that fleet?

    January 29, 2013 at 9:27 am Reply
    1. doh'rly

      Time is ticking.

      Eventually, those without tech won't be able to field as many super-caps as CFC due to income limitations.
      Sending sub-caps to fight a massive Super-only fleet is like throwing an egg against a boulder. =P

      Every second, Every minute, Every hour, Every day, Every week, Every month they hold their tech, their chance of winning EVE Increases.

      January 29, 2013 at 9:38 am Reply
    2. The Inside Trader

      CFC already has lots of suppers. Isn't it obvious that, that isk is going to buy plexes? Where do you think the nube ships ganked in empire with a cargo's full of plexes come from?

      January 29, 2013 at 9:40 am Reply
    3. doh'rly

      [Remember that they do other things to increase their income! Such as ratting, mining, plexing, etc.]

      Estimated tech income for CFC:
      -625k isk per second. [Enough to fit a frig]
      -37.5 million isk per minute. [Enough to fit a cruiser]
      -2.25 billion isk per hour. [Enough to fit a dread]
      -54 billion isk per day. [Enough to fit 3 SCs]
      -378 billion isk per week. [Enough to fit 6 Titans or 24 SCs]
      -1620 billion isk per month. [Enough to fit 27 Titans or 108 SCs]
      -19440 billion isk per year. [Enough to fit 324 Titans or 1296 SCs]

      Super-capital Online here we come =D

      January 29, 2013 at 9:46 am Reply
      1. doh'rly

        Remember why Japan lost to United States during WW2?

        The Americans were able to pump out a ship every day, whereas for the other guys, took them weeks. No matter how superiorly skillful you are, against a giant that keeps pumping out new toys much faster, you're in shitload of trouble.

        January 29, 2013 at 9:51 am Reply
        1. srsly man

          Same thing with the german panzers, and even tigers vs russia's t34s

          January 31, 2013 at 1:24 am Reply
  43. SHADOORP

    stop calling for war, you guys are starting to look pathetic. If you can't start a war the old fashioned way, then stop begging others to do it for you.

    I hope you all know that you opinions are quite irrelevant. I don't need to prove this, but if you look at all the posts on this and TMCEve.com it would seem that everyone who plays eve wants war, and yet it doesn't come.

    The Asakai battle seems to be proof, in my mind, that Shadoo convinced ccp that he could give them a thunderdome, and that's all she wrote.

    January 29, 2013 at 5:41 pm Reply
  44. Booger

    I still don't understand the whole test vs FA thing, enlighten us all and tell me why Fagdul and montrollio hate on each other so much

    February 2, 2013 at 11:26 am Reply
  45. Anon

    What I love about "The Mittani" is that he encouraged a bunch of people to make this guy commit suicide, making fun of his life. He's basically making fun of a real guy's life by making his fantasy life even bigger. Seriously, if there is anyone who doesn't have anything left in the real world, it's probably "The Mittani"

    March 8, 2013 at 11:25 pm Reply

Leave a Reply