We are Opening spots in the EN24 Team, if you wish to be part of the crew, here are the basics:
- NOT QUITTING A WEEK AFTER BEING SIGNED.
- Good Grammar (Which I don’t have).
- gChat access.
- Lots of free time.
- Decent EVE politics knowledge.
- Decent EVE Online experience.
- Wish to earn some iskies.
- NOT QUITTING A WEEK AFTER BEING SIGNED.
- If you got one of those stupid “srs bsns” CEOS who might think writing for EN24 will make their corp look back, do yourself a favor and drop roles. (or use a nom-de-plume).
- Media savvy, Synergy and other dumb buzz words ppl use in the office.
- EU OR AU TZ preferred.
Job description:
- Basically we’ll give you the raw articles and you will turn it into a beautiful social butterfly.
- By signing with us, you will join the ranks on the most ungrateful job in New Eden.
- If you live in empire get ready for some unexplained war decs and mysterious bounties.
- A week after, you’ll notice shit hitting the fan or how serious business EN24 is, you will feel an urge to bail.
- Two for one every Thursday, ladies pay no cover!
- if you last a month, 400mil starters will be awarded.
If you are interested, gChat me and let’s have a talk – no other mean of comms will be used.
Update
- R
I have tons of opinions, suggestions about the game, observation of politics, stories, etc., but I don't want to chat or use any form of instant communication. I want to be contacted with mail only and have a set number of articles per months. Lets say three or 4. No one bothers me with anything and I don't bother you with anything. Writing my own pieces too not proofing yours.
Since those conditions will not be met by any news site I know of, I shall remain voiceless.
You could start a blog instead. That'd fulfil your criteria.
Blogs seems kinda self indulging and pointless to me.
Which sounds exactly like what you want
Not at all. I want to write opinion pieces and provide news, but without the strings attached.
And you can. By having a blog.
A blog that has new articles once a week? By a new name and no following? That's why posting on a news site is better.
You can do that now.
How many times do you Goonies have to read "SUBMIT YOUR SHIT AND IF ITS HALF WAY READABLE WE WILL POST IT" to figure this out?
Your great leader bags on River for posting articles that are flawed in the English language etc but thats because he posts from multi perspectives and from almost every alliance, not just articles that boost GSF`s interests.
For god sakes they had articles talking about how Tec was fine the way it is, when I told them they were crazy, and BoB the guys they swore they would never become did the same exact thing they are doing now, there wasnt an argument, post was deleted and IP was banned.
River is one of the coolest guys as far as free speech goes so who gives a shit about proper reading, I rather get accurate intel from a guy who was in the fight and not an english major than read about it in the words of a Goon who doesnt know shit about Eve`s PVP besides anchor F1.
Once more send him pieces and pro goon or not he will post it.
With all the stupid comments that are posted by most EvE players on EvE News, what we need is some more intelligent Goon perspective to set you on the right path. I'm gona apply for this and write some proper articles setting you players straight. As we are the leaders of EvE it's important to get some balanced perspective on this site from our point of view.
"- By signing with us, you will join the ranks on the most ungrateful job in New Eden."
Now that's what I call truth in advertising.
Maybe not as much as it used to be now that the CFC has their own site. I don't think the negative posting about the anti Goons articles are near what they used to be.
Is another eve news site run by a goon completely destroying yours Riv ?
Because this is totally the first time he's ever put up an article looking for writers
Also whats funny is Mittens site was just looking for more staff and writers, and he has 40k thralls/slaves to chose from, ontop of the fact thats instantly 40k Eve guys who go there, So really who has earned it more? And BTW would you tell me why Mittens came up with a site? Oh yeah because Eve24, What an original thought, Scrapheap, Kugu, Eve-o,Eve24 but wait al the sudden Mittens came along and changed everything about news for Eve….
Oh yeah all he did was make a website after his own name like a Stalin/Hussein type with his E-Statue of a fedora wearing nerd, in which all Goons follow his sight like there own forums basically, thats what he has really done….Bravo
Do you really think people, even goons, only read his site? I like evenews24's layout and I like more than 1 news source.
The way I see it, the news pages are just like blogs. Just because Jester writes a blog, doesn't mean that Poetic Discourse shouldn't.
He forgot to mention one of the largest benefits of this!
When writing for this website, you can be sure that you will get alot of hate, you might be thrown out of your corp, and other corps most likely will not recruit you.
just as a warning.
A big thanks to the writers for doing fantastic job with the most ungrateful job in New Eden
I would be interested, im abit of a bitter vet though mind you and I mainly do small fights in faction warfare which im sure all these 0.0 guys would tell me that means I havent got a clue
no, because 95% of the small fight and faction warfare people have alts in null.
You forgot to add "Shitposters need not apply"
With all the stupid comments that are posted by most EvE players on EvE News, what we need is some more intelligent Goon perspective to set you on the right path. I'm gona apply for this and write some proper articles setting you players straight. As we are the leaders of EvE it's important to get some balanced perspective on this site from our point of view.
Nobody needs or wants more Goon sperg.
If you are the only one against it that should tell you the rest of EvE is for it.
With all the stupid comments that are posted by most Goon players on EvE News, in-game, and everywhere else, what we need is some more intelligent non-Goon perspective to set us on the right path.
I thought I would take the liberty of fixing that for you.
I just vomited as I read this. everyone hates goons and everyone knows it, except for goons. secretly I don't think test likes you either. they keep spreading awful rumors about you to the popular girls on the playground.
"I just vomited as I read this. everyone hates goons and everyone knows it, except for goons."
Nah, legit Goons know it too, they just don't care. This guy (Goonion) is just some shitposting pubbie/wannabe failtroll.
I could say the same about you, you nube.
Tell me about it when you register and we can see a list of all your crap that's been negrepped into the ground. Thank You. Come Again.
I don't hate goons.
Goons sometimes give good fights.
Sometimes not.
The masochist in me is intrigued. Now if only I knew what gChat is.. *heads to google*
Whatever happened to propaganda mondays… those were always fun(ny) =)
Just going to jump in here and say……
FUCK GOONS