* Update * – Context Added to the story.
There is always that guy
Here is one hilarious recording from Against All Authorities. Makalu Zarya starts calling for a Tempest fleet when someone complains about the recently updated ship prices on the station:
Someone buy’d everything in the market about three minutes ago, pretty much exactly when you said it (called for a tempest fleet) and relisted for 240 mil a piece
The culprit, a Red Alliance corp CEO (name is garbled) reveals that he bought all the Tempest stocks and tries to justify the move blaming on the station repair prices of the -A- station.
… Yeah, you are R.A, and I’ll reimburse you but AAA can kiss my ass until it take off the repairs (fees) on the station
What follows is one of the most gut wrenching pet scoldings I have heard on ages, Makalu Zarya just fell short on smacking him with a newspaper.
Recording: Pets Do Not Talk Back.
Fast forward to 1:44ss for the money-shot:
I am not into animal cruelty, but buying all the stock and relisting it for a profit (and then throwing the blame on station repair prices) is also a dick move.