I wonder if we’ll ever be put into songs or tales. – Samwise Gamgee
It’s Labor Day and I hope you all having a good time, to cheer things up here is an Eve Online inspired song which literally goes from sublime to ridiculous, at the tune of Bobby Mcferrin’s “Don’t Worry be Happy”.
In real life victors get to write the history, in EVE Online they best they get is to sing the mocking chorus:
In case you are wondering what’s all the fuzz about, check DOTLAN’s FW control map. Not a good day to be a Gallente conscript.
This goes out to all my buddies in the Yulai Federation! Keep up the excellent cannon fodder work!
Lyrics:
Running noms in your drone boat. But soon you find it’s in your pod you float, and that sucks. That’s crappy.
In every site we have some trouble, but when you trigger you make it double. That blows. That’s crappy.—Tasty Tears—
No D-P-S, your tank is moot. Somebody came and stole your loot, and that stinks. That’s crappy.
Some pirates came and scrammed your drake. No friends or ECM to change your fate, and that… that, uh…
That kind’a rustles my jimmies a little bit, hey-hey, where the hell were you guys?! … No! (You said you were gonna be there!)—Delicious Sorrow—
You’ve got no ISK, You’ve got no skill. You’re on the wrong side of every kill, and that sucks. That’s crappy.
Your C-E-O said “have no fears”. Now pirates drink your sweet, sweet tears, and that bites. That’s crappy.—Delectable Depression—
Next time you think your ship won’t pop, you’d better keep it safe docked up, or you’re gonna lose it again!
And that’s crappy.
Before you load those B-P-O’s, think twice and maybe leave that PLEX at home, because you’re probably gonna get ganked carrying that.
And that’s crappy.
—Now that’s just embarrassing…—
Call me a nitpicker, but I prefer Fez’ version. ^__^
- R
nice
Awesome. Sound bite gold
Thanx for the tears.
"Not a good day to be a Gallente conscript."
uh, no, actually it's a great day. All this means is more systems to farm. In fact my alliance specifically put alts in caldari to burn gallente ihubs to achieve this.
If this was post patch, we might actually give a flying fuck. Looking forward to winter release will change a lot in FW.
I enjoy TEST local sperg. You'd get more of it if you would undock.