Here’s the TL;DR: Lazarus Telraven logs into the quakenet #eve-online channel and leave a message asking for iddlers on his #CHATSTREAM channel. El-Diablito kicks him on grounds of spamming while other dude scams him (Goon on Goon) – what follows after it is probably one of the saddest examples of “power tripping” on an IRC channel. On the other hand, Vily’s response was hilariously fitting.
Some Power Tripping on #IRC (no, not the alliance)
So one day in the quiet #eve-online channel at quakenet IRC, some guy logs in at night and 16 seconds after joining spams his channel:
* LazTel ([email protected]) has joined #eve-online
hey guys, im trying to get an eve stream channel set up on quakenet, would any of you guys mind idling #CHATSTREAM so that i can get it registered Well, some people take it unkindly, namely, an individual called El-Diablito:
* El-Diablito sets ban on *!*@c-68-60-214-214.hsd1.ga.comcast.net
* El-Diablito has kicked LazTel from #eve-online (It’s one thing for someone to ask a favour, it’s another to join the channel and just spam a chan)So the following day LazTel opens a convo with El-Diablito:
[18:56] People joining my channel to spam links
[18:56] That is my problem
[18:56] i didnt spam a link
[18:56] But don’t worry about it, it’s very easy to solve
[18:56] i asked dudes to idle my channel so i can get it authed
[18:56] No? Joining my channel, then begging for people to join your channel? Not spamming? That was not a channel link?
[18:57] Consider it a permanent one
[18:57] Goodbye
[18:57] yeah
[18:57] for the eve community
[18:57] you cant have a channel named #eve-online and then be a nazi about it
[18:57] its a public meeting place
[18:59] So you’re saying, that I can’t ban you?
[18:59] no, im saying that you are banning me for trying to get more eve related channels going
[19:00] and i would have chatted with the people in there but only one guy was awake
[19:00] you must not know who i am
Funny how he found that out like three seconds after joining
[19:00] I do not, but by all means inform me
[19:00] I’m just dying to know
I mean, like I’ve said
If any of you want some idlers to a chan just ask
But join, two seconds later spam a link and be a face I’ve never seen before?
buh-bye
oh shit mate
you dont know him!
[19:01] my in game name is Lazarus Telraven, i was commentator on Alliance Tournament X and I am one of the top EVE streamers. Myself and Kil2 are working to expand the streaming scene and reach players that are not currently playing eve
haha
oooooooh shit
hahaha
cmon don’t ban that guy
or post more
[19:02] I’m trying to think of a way to convey to you, just how small of a fuck I give, but it is literally non-existant and I confess, that for once in my life I am at a loss for words
ooooh
no fucks available
i shall tell him that youre a goon
hes gonna get you kicked!
Someone tell me what corp/alliance this chipmunk is in
well if hes raelly laz then hes in amok
hahaha wow
El-Diablito,
is that really him?
[19:03] wow, mad with power. You shouldnt ever hold any sort of power
[19:04] Yes, I am clearly mad for power for banning a guy who, joined my channel for the first time, spammed a link and then said nothing else. Then tries to claim that despite spamming said link and getting banned within about 20 seconds of joining, he knows the activity number for the channel and that this is a valid excuse for not making chit chat
[19:04] i spammed the link was awake for another hour then went to bed as it was 4am
[19:04] Mad I say, for not letting you spam your little ego project, mad to deny the poor people in the channel the opportunity to learn what eve is through your new channel
I don’t fucking know
well
What alliance is amok in?
LAzarus is
GOON
* kevPerpsBe ([email protected]) has joined #eve-online
and in Amok.
he was a p cool commentator
[19:05] banned within 20secs?
[19:05] you logged in an hour after i posted that
[19:05] Oh, so you’d been spamming more? My oh my, good thing I came on and stopped your reign of terror
haha
Well he can’t have me kicked
I bribe the right directors
i think hes even director himself
[19:06] I think the key point here, to focus on, is that I am not lifting your ban because you joined exclusivly to spam ads
[19:06] i didnt join exclusively for that
[19:06] And this isn’t coldfront, nor will it ever become coldfront, so go home
[19:06] i just started my quaknet account last night
And I care?
no one here plays eve anyway besides Grizzly who faggot gatecamps
ok its really him
[19:08] * El-Diablito Shrugs
[19:08] It is what it is
[19:08] Next time, try to be nice and get to know people before you beg for things
hmm
* kevPerpsBe ([email protected]) has left #eve-online
Crikey though
Last thing we need is an invasion of leet streaming faggots
who are über at 1337 pvp
e-peening all over qnet
That’s what coldfront is for
This is a gentlemans club godamnit
old chap
El-Diablito,
yo
for 100M ISK
I will tell who banned you
his ingame nick, corp and alliance
i know who banned me lol
oh
that might be interesting
)
you would be surprised
if you really are Lazarus Telraven
lol do you know who i am?
yeah
lol
ill give you 100m for the info and if you idle my channel
convo me ingame @ Rita Lasmane
k
so i can get the damn thing authed
I just need to know its really you
logging in an alt to sned isk
ok
I would appreicate if you sent it from
your main though
you know, being Lazarus Telraven and all
sent you 100m
I will laugh
So hard
DDD
I have his 100M
should I link you?
I figure scamming a goon is fun enough
You HAVE to copy paste the conversation
hahaha
In here
this gon be great
YOu have to
which convo
its all there is
oh god tell me he did it
I have 100M
Give him my name
Yes
No h
Jonny 101
haha
Spell it right now
All he had to do was fucking ask me
I linked it ingame
Oh give me his fucking reaction
well, tbh
would be more fun
if I just scammed him
Kinda would
I mean he’ll find out np
But that would be hilarious too
Or you could take it
And just tell him to fucking ask me
too late
Because I’m not exactly known for hiding it
I already gave him you
I be logging in
To see if any drama is going to start
[17:13:04] Lazarus Telraven > lol is that really him?
Wouldn’t exactly be the first time someone tried having me booted for being me
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[19:13] So whats your ingame name?
[19:14] Dude he was copy pasting the conversation to me in the channel, we’ve been laughing our asses off
[19:14] You could have just fucking asked me and I’d have given it to you
[19:14] ill talk to vily
[19:14] I’m sure he’ll love that
Vily’s my nigga
We’re homies from the pirate days <3
haha
* Janubis-Rahl ([email protected]) has joined #eve-online
(7:15:21 PM) [email protected]/PC: [19:14] ill talk to vily
[19:14] I’m sure he’ll love that
(7:15:22 PM) [email protected]/PC: Yeap
(7:15:25 PM) [email protected]/PC: He paid someone 100m for my name
(7:15:30 PM) Vily: lol who cares
I love my corp so much
[17:13:04] Lazarus Telraven > lol is that really him?
[17:13:14] Rita Lasmane > well
[17:13:15] Rita Lasmane > the thing is
[17:13:18] Rita Lasmane > you could have just asked him
[17:13:37] Lazarus Telraven > asked him what?
[17:13:39] Lazarus Telraven > lol
[17:13:40] Rita Lasmane > whats his ingame name
[17:14:16] Lazarus Telraven > im actually really surprised
[17:14:25] Rita Lasmane > you can send me 300M more maybe then?
[17:14:49] Rita Lasmane > I mean, I gladly pay for surprises
[17:15:18] Lazarus Telraven >
[17:15:24] Rita Lasmane > im serious
[17:15:30] Rita Lasmane > I will give his RL country and height?
[17:15:36] Lazarus Telraven > lol
[17:15:45] Lazarus Telraven > nah all i needed was his IGN
[17:15:51] Lazarus Telraven > gonna talk to his ceo
[17:15:59] Rita Lasmane > good luck babe
he closed the convo
I opened a new one
haha
from the at stream
I am just telling him how he was ok at the AT stream
