The final timer for 49-U6U is here and this promises to be an epic battle of unseen proportions since -A-’s defeat of the Drone Russian Federation.

On one corner, representing the Deklein Coalition we have TEST Alliance and their Pandemic Legion brethren along members of their newest pet list.

On the other we have the -A- Team lead by Against All Authorities and the “Free” Alliances of the South.

Here is Abi’s inspiration speech:

 

 

After the Completation of putting 4 systems in Querious into 2nd Reinforced. Avicenna Sarfaraz CEO of -MVN- gave this speech:

God Forgives -A- Does Not

Who’s gonna win!? take your guess. Will GoonSwarm Federation come to save TEST Alliance? most likely. Will Makalu rage? definitedly. Either way we’ll find out in a couple hours.

If you have a live feed from the fight, contact [email protected] to get it featured on EN24.

- Jyn

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114 Comments

  1. herp da derp

    IF goons do come. I expect a "Training wheels back on" report.

    August 9, 2012 at 9:24 pm Reply
    1. CCP is Best

      Testies are too dumb to know that training wheels are supposed to be insulting.

      August 9, 2012 at 9:35 pm Reply
      1. Grath

        confirmed.

        August 9, 2012 at 9:36 pm Reply
  2. Some Guy

    Since -A- defeated the DRF?

    Wat?

    August 9, 2012 at 9:29 pm Reply
    1. Corteztk

      Who do you think beat the DRF?

      August 9, 2012 at 9:31 pm Reply
      1. I'm in PL.

        it was PL

        August 9, 2012 at 9:32 pm Reply
        1. I'm Also in PL

          With help from the goons and test.

          August 9, 2012 at 9:35 pm Reply
          1. Solar Grunt

            And Solar

            August 9, 2012 at 9:36 pm
    2. Mr. T

      asking the same question.

      August 9, 2012 at 9:52 pm Reply
  3. dobin

    LOL – very good

    August 9, 2012 at 9:30 pm Reply
  4. I am here

    fighting has already began, bc's and bombers in full swing in 1DH-

    August 9, 2012 at 9:31 pm Reply
  5. After DRF 'killed' -A-, -A- and co helped Solar fight DRF and then they jointly defeated DRF, destroyed xxdeath and accepted the surrender of RA on good terms.

    Please bring more so we can keep farming you at these timers.. its fun, only test care about holding onto 49 'at all costs'.

    August 9, 2012 at 9:36 pm Reply
  6. Corteztk

    God damn Avi is funny, good luck boys I can't make it tonight I was warp scramble by my girls V**ina.

    August 9, 2012 at 9:37 pm Reply
    1. MiloSliff

      Vagina

      August 15, 2012 at 8:30 pm Reply
  7. sup

    If CFC comes to 49- to help TEST again, it proves they can't help themselves = Pet coalition

    August 9, 2012 at 9:42 pm Reply
    1. Some dude

      They're not PL pets?

      August 9, 2012 at 9:45 pm Reply
      1. CCP is best

        PL lost any dignity it had when it BFF'd TEST on facebook.

        August 9, 2012 at 10:23 pm Reply
        1. MiloSliff

          XD

          August 15, 2012 at 8:29 pm Reply
  8. theCatman

    ive recently moved from test, to the swarm… having been on the front lines i tell you this, test does not need gewn bailout, test has yet to fully commit thier numbers….. what i mean is that, when a test fleet is formed, its for whoever wants to come along, when an -a- fleet is formed, its cta all hands on deck get in the fleet or log out… so remember little people, you have yet to see test in a full engagement, that being said, its unsettling to think what test can bring to the table if they fill 4 fleets just for these station timers…. we have yet to see what test will evovle into, good luck brosefs, and fly fucking dangerous

    August 9, 2012 at 9:46 pm Reply
    1. cfcRtards

      because adding more mentally challenged morons to the fight is going to change anything.

      August 9, 2012 at 9:53 pm Reply
      1. Lemming

        I'd take One PVP pilot over 10 carebears that get on the titan bridge to have some "fun"

        Just saying

        August 9, 2012 at 10:11 pm Reply
        1. TheLemming

          like there is a pvp "skill" required in a fleet fight other than anchor lock fire, hit mwd…

          August 9, 2012 at 11:00 pm Reply
        2. ELEIT PVP

          Yeah how dare someone want to have fun in a video game?!?

          August 9, 2012 at 11:05 pm Reply
        3. yeahderp

          pretty sad that you guys couldn't hold 3 WHOLE regions fighting against a group of "retards" "lemmings" and "carebears". face it -a- is shit.

          August 9, 2012 at 11:08 pm Reply
          1. pilot

            You only got those three regions because you called down the 50k man coalition from the northwest.

            August 9, 2012 at 11:22 pm
          2. MiloSliff

            true dat

            August 15, 2012 at 8:14 pm
      2. HBC moron

        It has worked so far seeing how HBC and CFC how half of null sec right now

        August 9, 2012 at 10:57 pm Reply
        1. zef

          the DRF also had half of eve at one point..

          August 9, 2012 at 11:06 pm Reply
    2. POS Mod

      As long as PL holds your hand through the whole fight as usual you will be fine.

      August 9, 2012 at 9:56 pm Reply
    3. -A-

      omg yes please fill 4 fleets! it will be like watching an army of retards crashing into a wall with missiles flying up there arses! FRAPS

      August 9, 2012 at 10:18 pm Reply
    4. Micky Mouse

      I see goon's requirements for good pilots has not existed then… and continues to keep that level of "If lemming then recruit" level of skill….

      Test is dead before the battle begins. -A- is just waking up, and we have not committed all not in the least.

      Test, 38 Billion in the hole a WEEK!

      Test even with 2 to 1 advantage, loose 2 to one in every battle!

      Test can't even tell a lie straight!

      Test who can not afford ANY ship reimbursement!

      Oh yeah, test has not fully committed, then that means they are getting out of dodge and anyone NOT seeing this needs to wake up.

      Viking empire is leaving. WAKE UP!
      And you fooled pets to the south are well, on vacation, and conveniently absent as their JF's are pulling their loot out….

      Oh yeah, such commitment!

      CFC are nothing but foolish pets told to die without effect on the walls of battle. Told to charge the front lines without the gas mask and told to breath in the mustard gas…

      …. smell the stupidity!

      August 9, 2012 at 10:28 pm Reply
      1. Blackula

        (-A- are still shit)

        August 9, 2012 at 11:43 pm Reply
        1. goon pet best pet

          Test, 38 Billion in the hole a WEEK!

          Test even with 2 to 1 advantage, loose 2 to one in every battle!

          Test can't even tell a lie straight!

          Test who can not afford ANY ship reimbursement!

          The numbers dont lie, test is losing, badly.

          August 9, 2012 at 11:45 pm Reply
          1. Pizza

            Unfortunately you lie (or are being lied to). So its really as simple as that

            August 9, 2012 at 11:57 pm
      2. Yearg

        In retrospect, this post is definitely foot in mouth. I guess shit pilots and stupidity trumps aaa and nc. On two separate occasions on the same day.

        August 10, 2012 at 7:47 am Reply
        1. grunt

          Only takes 1400

          August 10, 2012 at 10:41 am Reply
  9. Catastrophe

    Russian speech was epic the other was totally lame

    August 9, 2012 at 9:49 pm Reply
    1. Some dude

      I believe that was his point. Ever listen to Bill Pullman from Independence Day when he gives that speech?

      August 9, 2012 at 9:51 pm Reply
    2. -A- on duty

      papa Lenin is back:)

      August 9, 2012 at 11:11 pm Reply
  10. Postin Toaster

    I thought this was a TEST "On there own" war?

    Why are they setting everyone blue?

    Is it because TEST dosnet have enough people for fights and need more meat shields for PL?

    Also, Thorn Alliance and 401k are not on the Pet list yet. So please add more people to the Blue list of all Blue lists.

    August 9, 2012 at 9:58 pm Reply
    1. userkare

      880 of 1100 pilots in the last battle where TEST.

      August 9, 2012 at 10:52 pm Reply
    2. Spot on

      Wrong, 401k is already blue to Test

      August 9, 2012 at 10:59 pm Reply
    3. yeahderp

      We tried to get en garde, ROL, AAA citizens, and Fail but oh yeah, they fly with you. Go polish your turds some more lol.

      August 9, 2012 at 11:03 pm Reply
    4. The Lemming

      I guess -A- can't fight their own war either since they need ROL, Raiden, Dirtnap etc etc…. STFU its the same bitching you hear all the time.. "you blob.. so we're gonna blob you back"…

      So anyway, ROL, Raiden.. hows it feel to be a -A- pet?

      August 9, 2012 at 11:07 pm Reply
  11. Sameyaa

    I am in ncdot but fuck that russian speech is epic!! i wish -a- did motivational speeches like this its 100x better than mitani's propaganda..

    August 9, 2012 at 10:03 pm Reply
    1. dobin

      fucking awesome

      August 9, 2012 at 10:30 pm Reply
    2. holy shit

      I haven't laughed that hard in ages. Fuck it, I'm joining that guy just so I can hear moar of this.

      August 10, 2012 at 12:07 am Reply
      1. MiloSliff

        Yea this is the same guy that I did the video over that aired on E24 a few weeks ago. the AAA Morale speech.

        August 15, 2012 at 8:24 pm Reply
  12. -A-

    a-killed.me/?a=kill_related&kll_id=78

    its already begining… a nice skirmish to warm up test bumholes

    August 9, 2012 at 10:22 pm Reply
    1. TheLemming

      ohhh no.. not a test welpfleet taken out by tech3 bc's and battleships….. way to go scrubs… bet you're real proud…

      August 9, 2012 at 11:05 pm Reply
      1. -A- Grunt

        Tech3 BC's? /facepalm

        August 9, 2012 at 11:24 pm Reply
      2. ?Confused cunt

        Hey cunt , can you please send me a link for the T3 BCs. cos I totally missed that shit..

        August 10, 2012 at 1:54 am Reply
    2. AlsoSpachZarathrusta

      I resent that. My bumhole is already warmed up.

      TEST FLEET
      BEST FLEET

      August 10, 2012 at 12:15 am Reply
  13. lawl

    just hope fagalu zarya warps that titan back into another onyx

    August 9, 2012 at 10:44 pm Reply
    1. lawl

      God undocks -a- does not

      August 10, 2012 at 10:22 am Reply
      1. herp

        titans don't dock you retard

        August 10, 2012 at 11:08 am Reply
  14. Partsking

    Fuck that's hilarious. +1 Avi

    August 9, 2012 at 10:46 pm Reply
  15. SgtSimons

    AVI is by far the funniest person in eve! lol

    August 9, 2012 at 10:50 pm Reply
  16. -a- blows

    So you keep saying test is a pet blah blah blah! but i mean i see Cascade imminent and en garde and red alliance and red overlord. so i mean test had ALL test in their fleet and you had all those people. so you are idiots.. its test + pl vs cascade, -a-, en garde, red alliance, red overlord. please dont say test are pets when its only tests in their fleets… all those names on -a- side are pets

    August 9, 2012 at 10:51 pm Reply
    1. goon pet best pet

      Unlike all the deko pets that survive off of goon isk from the broken tech system, the alliances of the south are free, and only join together when needed.

      August 9, 2012 at 11:39 pm Reply
      1. uwrongnigz

        actually as a recently escaping southerner, I can tell you that you are disgustingly wrong. If Ethereal Dawn took one step off their Masters (Solar's) path they would lose all their space and fail cascade. If En Garde are a FEEDER alliance so they HAVE to do what -A- says, RoL has to do exactly what -A- says aswell.

        The difference between the CFC and the south, is the CFC is one great big happy blob fest of faggots and the south is like 3 different russian entities that want to be the boss occasionally coming together. But they still have their pets.

        August 9, 2012 at 11:47 pm Reply
        1. goon pet best pet

          you are delusional. En Garde is under its own leadership, ROL is an old school Russian alliance that has always been in charge of itself.

          Can't speak for solar, I don't know how they operate

          August 9, 2012 at 11:49 pm Reply
          1. cunty

            This is true, Solar are also independent, but bros when outsiders come knocking.

            August 10, 2012 at 2:01 am
          2. ipopnulliships

            you are delusional. En Garde is under -a- leadership, ROL is an old school Russian alliance that has always been under -a-'s thumb.

            Can't speak for solar, I don't know how they operate, but -a- is shit.

            fixed.

            August 10, 2012 at 2:01 am
          3. IRC Grunt

            you are delusional. you idiot, abinadi it engarde alliance leader, it used to be -A- until TJ told en garde to lead itself. ROL is under no ones thumb and answer to no one. Dont be angry because all the deko sucks on the goon tit

            August 10, 2012 at 2:08 am
          4. yeahderp

            we suck mittiani's cock, not his tit.

            and -a- is shit. i'm drinking beer in 49- station nahnah

            August 10, 2012 at 6:53 am
  17. person

    i can confirm Goons are planning to send down a fleet

    August 9, 2012 at 10:53 pm Reply
    1. The Lemming

      I can confirm.. you are a douche….

      August 9, 2012 at 11:11 pm Reply
  18. a guy

    so its test and pl. mostly test and you say test are pets. cascade imminent and en garde, red alliance, red overlord. are on -a- side.. so i mean if -a- fought test alone they would lose. so if you are crying! oh cfc is gonna come help! it doesn't matter if they do. you guys are terrible and only use one fleet.. tengufleet!

    August 9, 2012 at 10:58 pm Reply
    1. brutal truth

      are you serious. test is hopeless on their own. there fc's are terrible. Test run fleets never have fleet bonuses. PL is running the show . strategy wise and fc wise and likely still wont be enough. ANY time test has tried to do things "on their own" it has faileded or ended up with goons or now PL taking over the show.

      August 9, 2012 at 11:05 pm Reply
      1. jim gray

        i hear you. i remember several times sitting on a test titan for 30min+ only to watch the guy jump himself, have no fuel to bridge or just be afk and not light it. And there fc's literally freeze up as soon as a battle starts and it all goes to shit

        August 9, 2012 at 11:10 pm Reply
      2. Sreggin Wej

        "there fc's are terrible"
        Unlike makalu, who is so good at his job?

        August 9, 2012 at 11:16 pm Reply
        1. MiloSliff

          atleast he doesnt freeze up lol. Im not going to lie, he isnt the best FC. But he handles his shit.

          August 15, 2012 at 8:27 pm Reply
  19. Anon

    Goons will show, they can't afford not to.

    August 9, 2012 at 11:09 pm Reply
    1. ipopnulliships

      if goons show. -a- will dock up and not fight.

      August 9, 2012 at 11:23 pm Reply
    2. Delvian

      What will they lose if they don't show?

      August 9, 2012 at 11:24 pm Reply
    3. Godzillargh

      Idgi, why would Goons show up for a timer that has a) no strategic relevance, b) is TEST's to defend, and c) abandon multiple stratops to gobble up yet more NCdot tech?

      August 9, 2012 at 11:42 pm Reply
  20. Grath

    Confirmed NC. / SOLAR / -A- are joining forces to combat the deko on multiple fronts, Its going to be a good year in EVE

    August 9, 2012 at 11:15 pm Reply
    1. THE GREAT NCDOT

      confirmed

      August 9, 2012 at 11:20 pm Reply
    2. Backdoor Man

      I can only imagine what other ententes might do to try and take advantage of the situation. Or, everyone jump on the band wagon and smash the big, bad, mean goonies. (Or is that Dekco, CFC, HBC, whateverthefuck).

      There are plenty of other people that the Goons have pissed off over the past six or so years, so if they ever wanted to get revenge, now would be the time I guess. Could we possibly see the largest coalition ever in Eve Online to kill off the CFC? If Solor does form up with NC. and pets, this will be amazing. Although, what they forget is the massive and extremely efficient logistics that the CFC and HBC have in place, not to mention the shear numbers of pilots they can field.

      I see epic losses from a lot of pubbies.

      August 9, 2012 at 11:28 pm Reply
      1. goon pet best pet

        if goon pubbies pop as often as test pubbies then I would have to agree with you.

        August 9, 2012 at 11:42 pm Reply
      2. IRC Grunt

        goons have pissed off pretty much everyone in EVE that isn't a goon, this is going to be one epic war

        August 10, 2012 at 1:11 am Reply
    3. Cunty

      Solar were always bros with -A- but nobody listens to the cuntman lolololo

      August 10, 2012 at 1:46 am Reply
  21. KareBare

    -A- Speech > Test Speech … that was just just pure win from a neutral party

    August 9, 2012 at 11:23 pm Reply
    1. Hello

      I am neutral. -A- is shit.

      August 9, 2012 at 11:39 pm Reply
      1. hi.

        I am neutral, deko is shit

        August 9, 2012 at 11:41 pm Reply
        1. Not Neutral

          Neutral is shit.

          August 9, 2012 at 11:57 pm Reply
      2. TEST Grunt

        Yes, but TEST is what shit shit's out.

        August 10, 2012 at 12:36 am Reply
        1. undertaker

          that may be the case, but -A- is still worse…. which really does say something if test is what shit, shits out

          August 10, 2012 at 1:30 am Reply
  22. Captain Salmon

    Delvlein Coalition*

    This is going to a stellar fight. Win or lose, it's going to be a blast. Good luck to my opponents, I shall see you on the battle field, may the better team (HBC) win.

    August 9, 2012 at 11:27 pm Reply
  23. Solar Ally

    If Solar and NCDOT do team up to fight the CFC its gonna be one hell of a brawl:)

    August 9, 2012 at 11:44 pm Reply
    1. oHnOES

      Solar allie, ffs NO we don't want to team up with Vince and his large head.

      Hope the diaf, no ballz, let Raiden and WN lose their space to keep their tech.

      August 10, 2012 at 12:32 am Reply
  24. kraz

    lmao A acting so hard must of forgot us camping them into station for 2 weeks while we took 3 regions

    August 9, 2012 at 11:49 pm Reply
    1. goon pet best pet

      test acting so hard must have forgot about the past 2 weeks of being camped in 1dh since daddy goons went home

      August 9, 2012 at 11:51 pm Reply
  25. TimetoKickAss

    To Battle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Fuck the CFC !!!

    August 10, 2012 at 12:22 am Reply
  26. Carntee

    Don't forget the hundreds of competent small gang pirates that prey on CFC/TEST space.. You guys think they don't wanna stack on as well.. Its over Goonies.. Time to deploy that huge Super blob so we can all kill it. I have just bought 20 Heavy dicks with my OWN ISK!!!!!

    August 10, 2012 at 1:50 am Reply
  27. Nicholas Starborn

    Nice Abin LOL

    August 10, 2012 at 2:03 am Reply
  28. fa123

    SOMEONE STREAM THAT SHIZ

    August 10, 2012 at 2:08 am Reply
  29. WTF -A-

    Wow… -A- & Co bailed and it's basically all TEST and PL and a handful of others…

    August 10, 2012 at 2:56 am Reply
    1. heh

      And RZR, FA, and more. 1400+

      August 10, 2012 at 3:25 am Reply
  30. Ur Mum

    Awesome speeches. -A- speech guy sounds like the guy from Despicable me

    August 10, 2012 at 2:57 am Reply
  31. A grunt

    BLUEBALL u fuckers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    See u next week and the week after and the week after…and again and again……and again

    August 10, 2012 at 2:57 am Reply
    1. WTF -A-

      Nice tactical response, it'll get you nowhere; it's your space that's being sieged.

      August 10, 2012 at 3:05 am Reply
      1. SOLAR

        no it isn't lol check your RF timers in Querious

        August 10, 2012 at 3:15 am Reply
  32. Neville Nobody

    -A- have an outstanding record go hide in stain when they are losing all there space come back later when all the bad people leave, with MVN scrubs fighting for them they have already lost

    August 10, 2012 at 3:06 am Reply
  33. pilot
    August 10, 2012 at 3:08 am Reply
  34. yeahderp

    lmao. thank you for the gf -a-. go home wth your 700 man fleet.

    August 10, 2012 at 3:08 am Reply
    1. IRC Grunt

      guess testies diddn't want a fight 1200-1400 + 200 FA drakes from the north vs 700

      August 10, 2012 at 3:14 am Reply
    2. Fagdul

      It was nice of you guys to bring 30-40 supers, 50ish carriers, a smattering of dreads, and about 900ish subcaps Honey badger Coalition only as the CFC had the same. so let's say approximately 2000ish people all to combat the small tornado fleet of Cascade Imminent. Whose the blobber now bitches?

      Honorable mention to the sacrifice of 2 Test frig pilots in our victory in 49-U www.fail.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kwww.fail.eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&k

      You are not great spais but you do OK

      August 10, 2012 at 3:28 pm Reply
  35. Goonman

    TEST will win on their own

    August 10, 2012 at 3:14 am Reply
  36. Goonies

    What kind of fucking moral speech is this ? Who is this fu king clown does he even get laid ?
    All that fail speech and they don't fight.

    August 10, 2012 at 4:19 am Reply
  37. new recruit

    wow, after such a speech, there is nothing to do, but take out that triple a penis, and make u bow to our curly pubes

    August 10, 2012 at 11:20 am Reply
  38. some goon

    TEST is not representing the CFC in this fight you ignoramus. It's just the Honeybadgers. A big deal was made of this like 2 weeks ago, but apparently you didn't listen.

    August 10, 2012 at 3:35 pm Reply
  39. daniellsiata

    I won money betting that there would be no fight.

    August 11, 2012 at 11:06 am Reply

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