By riverini | Aug 2nd 2012 4:14AM

296 Comments

Here is a nice morale booster to Against All Authorities members. Despite having only fraction of the numbers, they toppled each and every one of their enemies on the killboards last month. There are also a good chunk of intel bits there, like Pandemic Legion final descent into mediocrity among other funny numbers.

Leak: -A- Word of Wisdom from Makalu Zarya

End of the month push
From: Makalu Zarya
Sent: 2012.07.30 03:25
To: Against ALL Authorities,
1 Against ALL Authorities 17779
2 Goonswarm Federation 17656
3 Test Alliance Please Ignore 15828
this is what top 3 looks like right now….since test is just a terrible alliance with 8000 carebears they are gonna get bronze at best here…assuming FA doesn’t catch them…which will just be embarassing…
this leaves us and goons…there are less than 2 days now left in the month…
Whoever gets #1 also gets highest number of kills for a month of any alliance…EVER…so it can either be us…or it can be useless scrubs from the north with a dillusional leader who thinks he has won eve without logging in…
oh and on a humorous note….
16 SpaceMonkey’s Alliance 6963
17 Test Friends Please Ignore 6498
18 Pandemic Legion 6078
yeah…..honor roll for PL in 18th..getting beat by test pets….lets all give them a hand…WELL DONE!

Before the circle jerk hits in full swing down below in the comments – give credit where is due. Congrats -A-.

- R

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Sreggin Wej

Impressive. Too bad he dont tell us how many of these kills were rifters, and how many of the kills of their ennemy were shitfit lokis or tengus.
Sreggin Wej

TEST kills:
Frigate 1122
Carrier 32
Strategic Cruiser 315
Efficiency: 73.79%

-A- kills:
Frigate 2271
Carrier 12
Strategic Cruiser 160
Efficiency: 66.88%

So that's why makalu was wasting his T3 fleets to primary rifters and tackler. Litteraly killing anything to get higher on killboards.
- Paalajambin
  
  well we are encouraged to fly rifters, getting told by some random PL FC to suicide web and scram a certain target. its a kind of shitty strategy and i have to admit without the kind of spy intel from PL we probably would have had half the kills we had this month. nobody cares about rifters, i lost alot in this month, but all this sovgrind and flying rifters to web the FC to see the enemyfleet headless warping away is getting very boring.
- Piotr
  
  Whore kills only… Its not our business that u mostly fly rifters.
- The dark apostle
  
  makulas only worried about KB stats! God what a dipshit! Him and his Loki fleet suck and when things are not going his way, he DC's and blames it on his IP !
  
  They may be number one on stats but they will always be a giant NUMBER left in a toilet for all to see!
DerpSocoDerp

KillBoards was has BEGUN!
GeorgeMarsh

I dont see why people can just admit its a great achievment… -A- has 3500 members, test and goons combined have around 16,000. Test and goons just believe every piece of crap that spills out thier leaders mouth. Morale couldnt be higher in -A-, weve lost no space, like we care about our own space anyway that we still own, and we love stomping test then runnning when they batphone 30 PL blap dreads! p.s Macabre Votum with 450 members in 5th behind RVB in 1st/2nd (doesnt count as theyre alliances) and Dreddit and goonwaffe each with 4k members. BEST ALLIANCE BEST CORP – PEACE OUT
- wat
  
  Why would you combiner test/goons? the stats are not combined.
  
  AAA has 3500 members, who are only allowed to pvp. You have CTAs. The people that would be carebears in AAA are in AAAC.
  
  Test has carebears in it's ranks, and nobody has to pvp – to me that is even more impressive.
- Imigo
  
  Member count aren't the only things to consider here.
  
  -A- has a culture of caring only about killboard stats, and not caring in the slightest about posting or sov.
  
  Goons have a culture of caring only about posting and sov, and not giving a shit about killboard stats.
  
  In spite of this, -A- are so pleased to have 0.7% more kills than Goons.
Outside observer

So if the goons and test are so angry about this does it mean they'll finally try a move into catch, or just keep circling it afraid to go in?
Observer

-A- harvesting retarded tears for the common good of eve universe
give me a break

So What if -A- isn't capable of defending their space…. as long as their killboard is green right?
- sirmolle isback
  
  Joking right?
  AAA has lost NO space and has test crying to goons for support to hold 49-u Yea smoke that.
  In fact 49 u comes out in a few hours and test will loose it or die in a AAA set up.Test are the worst.Now for the Queen of goons. The mattani is a cry baby go find the audio when he begged Sir Molle not to invade cloud ring after kartoon disbanded goons.That is why goons never came to fountain or delve.Now that the greatest eve player is not in eve the mattani feels safe.BUT WAIT DID I HEAR DRUMS AND THE WHIPERS OF THE GREAT SIR MOLLE ON THE DARK HORSE RIDING BACK TO EVE.TEST/GOONS BETTER CHECK YOURSELF BEFORE THE GREAT SIR MOLLE COMES IN.THE EVIL WILL RIP YOU APART.
  - yeahderp
    
    if -a- was too weak to defend it's allies, how much stronger is it now without those allies? stupid -a- is stupid.
- CFC Grunt
  
  You seem challenged. Nulli and RA have lost space – AAA hasn't.
  
  And even Nulli and RA – it took ~60 thousands CFC accounts to lock down two alliances worth about 5000 accounts.
anonymous

If people taking on -A- flew something other than rifters, there would be fewer rifters. Why don't you all upgrade your rifters to T2 frigates so -A- can have better targets. If you don't fly them, -A- can't kill them….
CANADA SUCKS

Can someone explain to me why so many people commenting on this website hate -A- ??
Doesn't make sense, especially when the news regarding them is specifically battle report based. Where as GSF has stories, drama, and long winded campaigns that are full of manipulations and scams. Just to pick two contrasting topics.
Seems to me like -A- is a goal based organization that sticks to its foundations win or lose. They're just out for good fights it seems.
- old timer
  
  some reasons why people dislike -A- :
  
  - constant chestbeating on useless things such as killboard stats.
  - constant whining such as : " ho blobling is unfair " , " ho no why do they use batphone"
  - repetidly doing what they have been whinning about
  - very bad attitude towards allies : ask nulli, vera, vikings, why they left Soco
  - cowardy : we saw them running away from PL in south , staying docked in delve…
  - idiotic and unfriendly leadership : listening to makalu and P.K. recordings, makes me wonder how one can enjoy flying with them.
  - cheating killmails
  
  these are what comes to my mind right away.
  - Corteztk
    
    lol don't believe everything you read old timer
    
    -ALL alliances chest beat (goons more than most) -A- just has more to chest beat about
    -We rarely whine about blobbing we simply aren't dumb enough to suicide our fleets into 10:1 odds but look at our killboard most of our fights are still 2:1 or 3:1 against us and we deal with it
    -repeatedly doing what we whine about? to who? sounds like bullshit…..smells like bullshit
    -our attitude toward allies is in no way bad… I came to -A- from an ally and Nulli has nothing to complain about they pulled out of delve not -A-
    -cowardly??? we fight 2:1 in most of our fights…. since when is outnumbered cowardly? please don't act like it's out "responsibility" to take suicide fights when CFC brings their horde, we take any reasonable fight and sit out the unreasonable ones end of story
    -makalu and I have had personal problems in the past so frankly i don't love the guy….but he does his job and puts in the hours and is a good FC…what else is he supposed to do hold our hands and cry with us every time we lose a pod?
    -cheating kill mails? dude are you stupid? we don't control eve-kill and both the winner and loser of the fight can post mails soooooo that is just a stupid thing to say. You could argue we fake our own KB which isn't true by the way but if you don't believe our KB just use eve-kill like everyone else in eve. I have personally never been to the goons KB I just use eve-kill.
    
    soooo old timer just a suggestion you might be senile, and learn to either spell or use a spell checker
    
    PS Canada does not suck
    - old timer
      
      sorry corteztk ,
      
      but killmails are cheatable , im surprised you ignore that . then , i saw T3 losses disapearing from you kb under my eyes .
      
      and maybe nulli left because you didnt even try to defend their space , after they did defend yours against drf for months
      - Corteztk
        
        You ignored what i said old timer. Kill mails go to both parties involved in the fight. We CAN mess with our own KB although again I know we don't. We CAN'T mess with eve-kill. So please feel free to show me a battle report from our KB that is missing some kills that are on eve-kill. I would be interested to see this.
        
        You can say what you want about what happened to Nulli but at the end of the day we didn't screw them. If a nulli guy wants to disagree with me and tell me how we screwed them I would be interested to hear the intricate details.
      - botters sucks
        
        You cheat killmails by smartbombing/ shooting blues when their dieing. Show me a battle where most of -A- t3 losses don't have a friendly on them.
        
        As far as nulli you screwed them by changing plans at the last minute which led to most of SOCO not being deployed until the battle was already lost, as well as losing support from crucial allies such as Raiden. On top of that you decided to use loki's which were obviously not the best choice and many of your allies were not prepared to use further increasing deployment times. The whole SOCO defence was nothing more then a joke. If -A- is the leader of SOCO and can't except responsiblity for that then that says a lot more about their leadership.
      - Corteztk
        
        First i wasn't aware that -A- leads the SOCO from what I am aware we have engarde which is our rookie alliance, and we have ROL our permanent ally. Other than that the so called SOCO is a pretty loose coalition that only forms up when the big guys like goons or DRF show up.
        
        Second you are retarded….wanna know why we smart bomb our own ships? MAYBE BECAUSE SMART BOMBS KILL MISSLES AND YOU MORONS ALWAYS FLY DRAKES!!! It is in no way to generate kill mails you morons.
      - Sreggin Wej
        
        You seems to forget that interesting loki welp, back when bombs and missiles were still bugged. You probably remember that time, it was when you managed to pull off successful bombing runs. Well, at that time, smartbombs were not doing anything to missiles.
      - Ship spinning 101
        
        lol yea you smartbomb missile but claim your killboard is so great when a shit ton of your kills are from those same smartbombs
      - Corteztk
        
        Ship spinning and all the other morons that claim a large amount of our killmails are from smart bombs please show us this. Also please show us that goons never smart bomb.
        
        Don't be newbs you're just butt hurt because -A- is winning on the KB. Just go back to claiming only SOV matters. Then scratch your head as to why we don't invite every crappy person to our alliance and only have 1 long term ally.
      - sigh
        
        Dude how are you guys this retarded? Smartbombs are for removing hostile ecm drones, dmg drones, and firewall vs missiles.
        
        Some of you really need a PvP lesson before regurgitating what's said in your forums over and over.
      - JustAGuy
        
        And it conveniently breaks the killboards. Completely. It makes Makalu's entire mail pointless because it removes any possibility of accuracy.
        
        Unlike everybody else here, I'm not saying it's being done intentionally. The points you make are legitimate reasons to use smartbombs. But when you know that you're going to get your own blues on your killboard, skewing the data, why would you trumpet straight up kill counts?
        
        It would be different if he posted a whole bunch of dog-net links with fixed kill reports and said "Look guys, we're awsome because of all these fights we dominated." He doesn't do that. He includes the blue KM kill counts. Along with all the fights where the only thing that was killed was tacklers and frigates.
      - NoHope
        
        lol retard, actually almost every single battle report that makalu has posted up in comments or whatever in here have ALWAYS been battle report doctor reports. i bet you'd believe japan owned arizona if your leadership put it out on jabber.
      - Ship spinning 101
        
        lol doesnt change the fact that half your killmails are blue
      - St4rfire
        
        Killmails are cheatable? A shiploss is a shiploss in the end, regardless of who was on it. And -A-'s own killboard doesn't show structures or pods for kills. They clearly have no interesting in cheating the stats.
        
        And -A- did their best to defend nulli's space. Check the early battle reports.
        
        You're terrible.
      - NullSecHoBo
        
        Killboard mods can be tempered with when they're hosted by alliances, and routinely done by many to make situations look better than they are.
      - CFC Wannabe
        
        Seriously we where supposed to "defend" space with 500 subcaps against 200 supers and 1000 subcaps all while you where spamming local about how awesome you where. It really does get more and more disappointing to see so many people in this GAME actually believe the hype of the North. Clicking F1 or RMT'ing your way to a super as the revenue stream is in the North not the South. We all know, CCP knows just will do fuck all like with everything about this bloated corpse called EVE. Oh ya strike my previous comment as using 21 moons to produce a fraction of one is completely balanced.
    - Lumpy_Gristle
      
      Crap, when I fought -A- they wouldn't undock unless you had at least 2 to 1 odds in your favour and they actively ran the moment you saw 1 to 1 odds.
      - pilot
        
        You must be thinking of CFC
  - herp da derp
    
    Some pretty lame reasons. Every fucking alliance does everything you listed you fucking twat, just read it again but this time think of the person as a goon. Constant chestbeating on forums, constant whining about when PL would drop titans, repeatedly doing the same thing they whine about. Very bad attitude towards Allies, Morsus Mihi, and other Northern Alliances that they gave up helping quite early on. Cowardly hiding from PL in VENAL, never leaving VFK. Idiotic and Unfreindly leadership, Mittens is a lawyer douche who is retired now because of his AID to the major banks during the crysis. Cheating killmails….Every alliance has posted fake killmails you tard.
- Jakes
  
  B/c Mittani said so, and CFC do what they are told.
- WilliamWestmere
  
  Why so much A hate you ask? Well sir it's simple.
  
  -A- is shit.
- ?.?
  
  Y U NO LOVE CANADA?
hello

I will give a golf clap to -A- on this. Im not sure why this topic is even relevant cause without analyzing the killboard to take out the smart bombing kills or other blue kills the whole topic is irrelevant. But heh if this kill number helps -A- sleep at night and allows others to chest beat and call themselves elite then good for you. After all, anything that helps the SoCo recover from losing 3 regions of sov so they can try and fight again is a good thing.
- The Mittani
  
  Hey I'm a goon. -A- smartbombing blues, rifters, blah blah blah
- Starfire
  
  How are smartbombs any different from the 50+ CFC on killmails with zero damage from drake fleets? It's just killboard padding. Accidental to be sure, but i see many people whinging about -A- smartbombs. It's a strategy for clearing missiles, it's not purposely done so find another topic to try and pick on them for.
ViperRum

123 kills is what makes one alliance fantastic and another alliance shit?

Makalu is really reaching.

"We killed 123 more ships/structures than you! We are awesome you are shit!!!"

Mmmmkay. Somebody has probably spent way too much time in Mom's basement in front of his computer. Can we petition for a name change for Makalu…I recommend Gollum.
- Dogbeast
  
  when you see how many more pilots the alliance that got 123 less kills has, you being to see something
- NoHope
  
  let me guess, you must think that -A- has the same number of pilots as TEST and GSF?
AAA

Test and PL are such a bunch of noobs. They haven't taken a single AAA system.
- Issklar
  
  Oh, and which system have -A- taken from TEST?
  
  Ah, i forgot: NO ONE!
  
  Get out.
  - Whatever
    
    49 falls tomorrow.
- i am disappoint
  
  deklein by christmas trolololol
Better Lucky Goon

cant help but notice all the pro -A- guys completely ignoring the calls for isk efficiency…. ignoring it doesnt make it go away guys, your like kids hiding under the bed covers hoping dirty Uncle Henry wont notice your supple behind.

Enjoy stroking each other -A- members, Kb stats are as useful as your FC's in a fight.
Better Lucky Goon

oh and by the way, this sites is perhaps the worst Eve news site ive come across. Reading Jita local is more entertaining and likly to get you more accurate reporting
- yayforbadarticles
  
  Makalu the master of the bluest balls has said.
  "Holding the field is all that matter" &
  "They blob us and hold the field but that's only after like 3 re-ships and our isk war is what matters" & "Number of kills is all that matter"
  
  Please choose one. Also, undock please. This article is super garbage.
Issklar

Oh my gawd. Macawlu "Get the rifters" Zarya again. They got beaten up through 3 Regions and are still KB fixed.

I remember Makalu comms: "Epic victory, Killboard is green"
In the same Moment they are pushed back and loose even more ground.

"Words of Wisdom"

ARE U FUCKIN´ KIDDIN ME?
Graaak

http://i.imgur.com/cSWhs.jpg

Yay Makalu, killing 40 Rifters and loosing 200 Lokis are real Words of Wisdom.

Someone please cancel his Accounts, this is a shame for all EvE Players.
-A- FC

-A- is only about fun and killing.. and dying means its only worth the challenge.

I only know a few alliances that will gladly fight out numbered 3:1.

To back this up -A- is set up for PVP all the time any time 23/7, it has a massive number of skilled players deep pockets and a rewards and reimbursement system that makes other alliances look like penny pinching skimming faggots… which they are

Test is like that ginger kid at school that thinks he is tough, then one day he gets thrown in the slammer with a 'mass murdering fuckhead'. Doesn't matter how long -A- doesn't care about anything except the next kill, the next tear, the next death, a bit of personal blood just adds to the experience and keeps it interesting.

If you lose a T3 does it mean anything if you went up against 300 guys and killed most of them and when you get home the next day a nice new T3 is ready for you with 150 other pilots cheering you on to a new bloodbath? We live for this shit.
- Lube
  
  nice chestbeating bro after serious delve cocksucking, but dont let me hold ya. keep it up.
- Imigo
  
  "I only know a few alliances that will gladly fight out numbered 3:1. "
  
  From what I've heard on -A- comms, -A- ain't one of them.
  - Testicle Tears
    
    Then listen harder
    - Ship spinning 101
      
      right why you guys spent a month in a station
some goon

AAA are slaves to killboard stats. They put whoring guns on their logistics ships, and Makalu's lossmails have shown that he smartbombs his own fleet to keep his killboard green.

The great part is that even though they gamed the API and we were spoon feeding them cheap Drake fleets they still only beat out 2nd place by barely 100 kills.

Congratulations AAA. I guess.
- Fart Commander
  
  "… whoring guns on their logistics ships …"
  
  Euggh. I see that shit everywhere. Prioritizing kb stats over being an effective logi pilot. That said, I wholeheartedly encourage people to continue this practice because it makes their fleets ~25% easier to dunk.
  
  inb4 b-b-but m-m-muh-my k:dr/isk efficiency!
dude

many things don't add up .. for example .. -a- says they are having awesome fun and they are "winning" yet every single comms ive heard from -a- is malaku emoraging and screaming like a girl.. and 1 side is focused on killboard stats and the other side doesn't give a fuck about it .. so i guess both sides are doin oki then just not fighting for the same thing
- Starfire
  
  It doesn't add up because you believe all the propaganda from TEST. Maka is a good FC, those recordings of him are picked because he's aggro. For every recording you hear of maka leading a fleet and raging, there are 30 you don't hear because he's not goin nuts. TEST is spewing propaganda from every orifice and all it's done is show everyone else how intelligent the average TEST member is to believe it. You included buddy.
NullSecNoob

I like pictures.
Here is delve on April 1st http://evemaps.dotlan.net/map/Delve/2012-04-01
Here it is today: http://evemaps.dotlan.net/map/Delve/2012-08-01

Here is Querious on April 1st: http://evemaps.dotlan.net/map/Querious/2012-04-01
And here it is today: http://evemaps.dotlan.net/map/Querious/2012-08-01

Yup that is WINNING!
- mr smith
  
  well it doesn't seem to effect -A- in any way but thumbs up, oh enjoy does sov bills i suppose…. PS querious and delve are the worst regions to own sov in, no isk to be made there but sure they knew that anyways hence taking all the systems.
- NoHope
  
  how many of those systems were -A- systems?
Starfire

What is hilarious is that -A- managed to do all this without ever undocking!
mau

Take a look at the isk destroyed and lost by both alliances. Keep in mind that most of GS ISK destruction consists of the repeated mercy killing of Maka`s ships.
Then add to the GS numbers, the heist of -a-'s tech 3 cruiser foundry.
Outside looking in

at the end of the day there is an alliance that got MOST KILLS EVER in eve history for a month!!

after loosing 30mins of my life reading the comments here
-A- wins most kills for a month ever
TEST wins the useless comment war
dobin

Truthfully that many kills is an achievement. However; it's somewhat tainted because -A- seem to be using the kill board as a security blanket. -A- were in a war with a foe that wanted to take some regions. The foe did that and kicked out their Allies, in the process -A- killed a shit tonne of ships. Is that so hard to admit?
- Ship spinning 101
  
  not really an achievement when half of those kills are blue from smartbombing
Boogie_Jones

Hi. I'll just leave this here.
http://soundcloud.com/dariush_still_records_you/a…

We get to enjoy the fights and enjoy the coms afterwards. How this alliance continues to rely on this guy for anything at all is beyond my thought process.
Keres

AAA – Fucking KERES !!! xD http://soundcloud.com/dariush_still_records_you/a…
BitchslapMittens

your all weak and my alliance will crush you all under my Cuban heels…
riverinikillyourself

I've been winning eve for the past 6 months but listening to makalu's nerd rages on soundcloud made me want to start losing eve again. Shine on you angry bastard
nulab

-a- maybe a shadow of what it once was but i would prefer to be there than in goons or the cfc
http://twitter.com/TyroneCashmoney @TyroneCashmoney

"Hey, we don't suck quite as much as those other guys. Go us!"
GeorgeMarsh

guys guys -a- are so fail LOOK

PR- rapage https://a-killed.me/?a=kill_related&kll_id=77…
4-07 GOOD FIGHT https://a-killed.me/?a=kill_related&kll_id=77…

now your thinking omg they lost 5 dreads in 4-07 so they lost the isk war…
https://a-killed.me/?a=kill_related&kll_id=77…

keep it coming please its so funny!
Random Testie

18k kills, that's a lot, I'm sure there wasn't any padding…
http://eve-kill.net/?a=pilot_detail&view=kill…
maka for worst fc

ah Makalu…… you fucking faggot.
- maka for worst fc
  
  and yes i am ex AAA
- The Mittani
  
  Yeah worst fc ever?
  http://dog-net.org/brdoc/?brid=10172
  
  Initiate damage control… now.
dong finder

and it only cost them 600b in ships to get that many killmails.
http://mvn.eve-kill.net/ Mittens

-A- FWT
The Mittani

http://dog-net.org/brdoc/?brid=10172

Hey HB … I think you need to batphone us down south again
Bilderberg

TBH all this crap about -A-, Test, Goons. Blob fights are boring as fuck. You can all cram the "good fites" up your asses.

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