History is recorded by the victorious; or failing that by those who proclaim themselves as having won over something. Today we have a battle report coming from Against All Authorities, which I have taken the liberty of embellishing for your reading pleasure. Take with a grain of salt, or a lot of perusing through kill-boards.
No Forgiveness at TG-Z23
The problem with Sansha space, civilians say, is that it’s full of Sansha pirates. -A- pod pilots would say that the problem is that it’s full of crap from the DekCo. To help remedy this, in particular two Titan staging POSes, Against All Authorities mounted what was supposed to be a simple operation to go bash some non-moving targets. Figuring that their Rokh doctrine would get the job done they headed for TG-Z23, in the heart of Sansha space, with about 120 pilots in their fleet.
It was all going very well, the POS came out of reinforced and -A- started shooting it with relish. Then in come the Goons with an even bigger fleet, the numbers favoring them by about 2:1. -A- tried to lower the DPS raining on them but when the enemy brings 100+ perma MWD Drakes to the field, there is no end in sight to the hurt.
-A- managed to hold their own as they watched their Logistics popping one after another, at which point Makalu Zarya, their Fleet Commander, gritted her teeth and strapped on her cojones belt crying out “to the last man!” Luckily cooler brains prevailed and Perseus Kallistratos of -MVN- suggested jumping in triage carriers to turn the tide.
And so they did:
https://a-killed.me/?a=kill_related&kll_id=759903
Round 2 – Ding!
With the DekCo fleet scattered and a POS blown up, -A- went ahead with their original flight plan and proceeded to DSS-EZ, right next door to Catch. Another Titan parking lot needed their loving attention. Needless to say those from -A- destroyed in the heroic bloodbath reshipped, now with the fuzzy warm feeling inside that being babysat by triage carriers and dreads inevitably gives.
But you can’t put a good dog down and the DekCo true to form reshipped into shiny new ships including some 80 logistics; proceeding to what, from their point of view, would surely be a heroic action to save their staging POS. Little did they know…
Jumping in from behind through MB4D-4 the enemy assaulted -A- , who were waiting for them at 70km from the gate. Facing triage carriers and dreadnaught face melters, the Goons realized this was not going to end well for them and warped to their POS. This is where, according to our -A- source, the GoonFail began.
Finding himself snagged by a savvy -A- pilot and unable to warp off, the DekCo Commander panicked and, in what can only be described as a self serving wet underpants moment, recalls his fleet back to the gate to save his own ass. A move that needless to say resulted only in tears and, one assumes, lolz in local.
https://a-killed.me/?a=kill_related&kll_id=760126
In the end -A- managed to achieve their goals, albeit with important losses and after being forced to bring carriers -two of which died- and caps out of their hiding holes. But a victory, both on the ISK front and in terms of objectives, is sure to fuel their bravado for days to come.
Here’s a map of the area for the geographically challenged:
http://evemaps.dotlan.net/map/Stain/TG-Z23
-MM506
Makalu Zarya, their Fleet Commander, gritted "her" teeth and strapped on "her" cojones belt crying out
Makas a dude lol.
You sure about that?
she dosent seem to have balls, so im pretty sure it is a lady.
So what's with these posters? Seems like half of kugu spilled over into evenews24 or something in the last week.
You must be new here.
Meh, it's just goonies and testies badpoasting…
Makalu's ingame character is a lady. Like Elise, like a whole lot of characters in EVE…
good job -a- now hopefully you can fight the same way when the rest of goondom comes knocking in stain.
Well you see when they fought Tengus at even numbers last night, instead of drakes, the fight went in a different direction. http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=14…
Drakefleet will always lose to semi-competent BS fleets… but when the CFC actually puts in an effort -A-'s true colors (brown, aka shit) shine through.
Are u serious?? cfc had 40 scimis rising to 50 lol. And if you were there you would realise that CFC had to leave because they couldnt break us anymore. Think before you make comments moron.
No. They left to save a titan that was logged out at a POS you guys killed and replaced 3 jumps away.
That was the only reason they came in to slap your silly asses around.
While you morons were left in system congratulating each other on only loosing twice as many ships as the CFC, and masturbating furiously, you could have had a GENTS Titan. Instead, the two cyno alts that were parked in your POS had to watch as the Titan warped in, bounced, and jumped out. Mission accomplished!
Take a look at that battle report above. Does it look like they couldn't break you?
we could keep a tornado up. Just saying
So…….you put all of your reps on a tornado…..and allowed 14.26 Billion ISK worth of shit just fucking die!?!?!?!
You stupid motherfuckers make me feel like I'm taking crazy pills!
While I can somewhat understand why your members are refusing to log in anymore, if anyone from the CFC quits the game it will because they can't take the pain of trying to make reason out of your words!
Dude just shut up. We kept the tornado up because he broadcasted early and always did when he got primaried. It was a show of rep power.
The other targets died due to late reps, being out of rep range, or the BOMBER FLEET that were making repeated runs on our huddle battleships.
It's you stupid CFC grunts that make your coalition look so retarded. Jesus. Think before you speak.
Yeah tengufleets at extreme range suffer from missile flight time giving the target 5-10 seconds to broadcast and allow reps. The CFC did not seem to be interested in timing its missile bursts for an alpha effect, though truly it is difficult with missiles.
That said if -A- had not been on an undock the whole fleet would have been lost after the first bombing run. The bombers were CFC, and therefore your attempt to segregate them from the tengus is silly. Also, it took -A- ~10 bombing runs before they managed to get a defensive dictor bubble on the bombers…. Failure.
I'M SORRY! I JUST CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE IT!
I just took a dog turd, fed it lead based paint chips, created an Olanzapine-induced neuroleptic malignant syndrome, exposed it to ionizing radiation, and performed a frontal labotomy, A N D?
IT IS STILL SMARTER THAN YOU STUPID FUCKS! IT'S A MAD HOUSE!!!
you mad bro
You guys win one fight in the last week and get high on your horses. Less talk more whelphing us. Everyone calls -A- shit but we are a 1/3 the size of the goons and we kill as much or more than they do on a monthly basis. Ummmm I think the point of this game is to kill shit ……so……we win……suck it.
Seriously, are you guys choking on that shit that keeps dribbling out of your mouth?
Check your "coalition" numbers. Before your renters and pets started abandoning you, the numbers were about equal.
Here are some real killboard stats. Not the shit you've already been caught manipulating. Read it and tell me how you are winning.
http://eve-kill.net/?a=alliance_detail&view=k… http://eve-kill.net/?a=alliance_detail&view=k…
including renters into numbers counts ?
lol ?
"Not the shit you've already been caught manipulating" LOL u goon fags are shooting ur blues just to get on the km and make ur kb look "GOOD". what a load of shit we are manipulating the kb's
Seriously, how are you guys not choking on that shit that keeps dribbling out of your mouth?
You seriously think that an alliance 3x smaller than goons is losing because it has like 10% less kills? Derp much?
So since we are comparing isk war in thsi war.
Suck it -a- http://eve-kill.net/?a=alliance_detail&view=k… and you outnumber us 3:1.
tldr: killboards are worthless in coalition fights.
Who is TNT? Goons? Weird never heard of you.
Just a humble sov holding alliance and member of the cfc. We are based up in deklein. We were showing killboards so since we are in this war…..our 88 percent isk efficiency puts yours to shame.
Goon Pets sucking cock. Ask Mitler to move your ghetto system to Delve.
Then we can bleed your 'efficiency' out of you. >:D
in the chain, every chain has the weak ones, the day will come…..
lol… did you compare this with -A-? http://eve-kill.net/?a=alliance_detail&all_id…
when you've killed in excess of 31 trillion isk worth of ships, a 70% isk efficiency is nothing to scoff at
Oh, and……."Think before you make comments moron."
Solution to triage carrier gaylords: DOOMSDAY!!!
We only brought 250 and 282 to the fight? You sure you just didn't run into a roam? Normally there's at least a 800-1000 in a CFC fleet. This had to be a roam that just went wrong.
this fight was already reported from the goons side. They side it was a jabber fleet. so not a roam but not a cta.
Well since the character is female I thought it'd make someone laugh.
dreads weren't in the fight. they were there for the pos.
lol good point
Sarcasm…I think you might want to acquaint yourself with the definition.
When you are bragging about 10bil and two towers in kills, you know you are winning the war
-A- battle reports, they always sound like so full of them them self, no wonder people want to hurt them
Remember Mittani in the last EVE fanfest?
God what a shitty BR. Wrong information, bias….
please link us to the right information and the non bias battle report.
http://dog-net.org/brdoc/?brid=9433
no words, just simple numbers and eve kill still doesn't lie.
http://dog-net.org/brdoc/?brid=9433
Oh wait, -A- still got blobbed and still kicked the goons asses…. evekill doesn't lie
Sure you won a few battles -A- but the problem is you've already managed to alienate all your allies. Who is gonna come help you fight for your home after knowing that when the CFC sieged your allies home you basically didn't even try to mount a defense, you gave up without even trying to save Nulli and friends.
When you called for help to siege the last red alliance system (C3N) the entire SOCO showed up with over 1000ppl in local. But when Nulli called for help you brought nothing to their aid aside from a few bombers and shitty loki fleets with kinetic holes against drakes. Yes the CFC would have been a hard opponent to beat, but you didn't even TRY.
-A- leadership has shown itself to be self serving and only interested in its own preservation. For that they deserve to lose their space and SOCO will never be the same again.
No.. It is you CFC cunts attempt to try to make it look like we are (to quote you) "alienating all your allies"…
It's a crude attempt to use wedge politics. The problem for Mitler though, is thus:
We are not an alliance made up of American teenagers being led by a handful of bright college kids.
We don't respond to the same stimulus. Our alliances are there for a reason.
Also, good luck getting SOLAR to not join in at some stage, on the -A- side…
LMAO as if that would matter
Also, if CFC chooses to, they could just outblob all those dreads you send into the fight with supers.
All the supers in the south wont be a match against CFC/PL combined superfleet.
However they choose to only use them in sov grinding, so you guys come out of you holes and fight like men.
We helped Nulli out a lot, actually… And considering how they responded to losing their space, FUCK THEM.
I hope the FW faggots beat them like red headed step-children.
-A- lost billions of isk more than Nulli and risked a lot of t3 fleets. It wouldn't have matter what ally Nulli used for this defense, because there is not really a counter to the coalition that invaded Delve. No super fleet could have prevented it either because CFC also blued up PL for it. Committing supercaps even with Nulli combined would have been suicide (and not replaceable) with little to gain.
This is CFC and kugu that's been trying to scream the loudest with the SoCo leadership thing. It just isn't going to work man.
"When you called for help to siege the last red alliance system (C3N) the entire SOCO showed up with over 1000ppl in local."
And that? Just bullshit. Can't even get the numbers right. It was 650 SoCo and 850 CFC/TEST/PL in local for that one fight.
If you want a fight, then don't bring half of null sec Eve… if you want to sov grind to take 3 regions then do…. don't cry and make up stories if the opposition wont fight on your terms.
C3N was a Nulli system dude, jus' sayin'.
you know the dreads were there to kil the POSes and weren't in the fleet fights, right? sounds like more propaganda/misinformation formt he other side..
If you cant win with unlimited drakes and 40+ scimis you have a serious problem..
The name of this problem is -A-.
Good fight, goons actually get some respect for this fight, I was actually sorry your FC was so terrible.
History is recorded by the victorious; or failing that by those who proclaim themselves as having won over something
look mommy another cfc propaganday post… bye eve24news
-A- needs HED to be green on KB
Hahahaha……..hahahahaha……-A- actually cares about killboard stats. Aaahahahaha!
"Makalu Zarya, their Fleet Commander, gritted her teeth and strapped on her cojones "
Damn that is one husky, deep throated masculine lass.
why is it that the battles that are mentioned in this seem to add up differently on different killboards…
the first link that the OP put was https://a-killed.me/?a=kill_related&kll_id=75… but when you look at eve kill… the numbers don't add up.. .http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&kll_id=14032682
if your going to fudge up fracking numbers you might want to make sure that you can't be found out… -a- use to be a ok pvp alliance… now they just suck worse then well… i can't think of whom they are worse then as there hasn't ever been someone that bad….
listen to me, listen to me, cause apples and pears are the same damn thing
you eve kill link doesn't work. not whos making stuff up?
http://dog-net.org/brdoc/?brid=9433 DSS, battlereport supplied with info directly from eve kill
it doesn't lie.
lmao @ tripleshit rokhs with t1 gunz
Guys…whatever u think will happen and how strong this biiig DECO is…you will lose almost everything in the end and then beg for help…
You just go too far…you now almost got 3 new regions and thats a fucking big place…fill it with something worth mention and be ready to recive help shouts from them in an instant way.
Tech nerf will bleed you out some day and the regular goon and goon pet grunt WILL go home soon back to ratting – noone not even the DECO can keep the preshure up for like a year.
If you dump into -A- frontyard you will need to learn what that means!!
I give this 4 shitpost stars
Had me going until the author went off in to the realms of fantasy where -A- actually undocked, completely unbelievable and goes against everything -A- stands for.
K…..
The whole point of killing these towers was to trap GENTS titans.
How'd that end up? Oh yeah…. they jumped out just fine. So in the end, you killed a bunch of ships that are a drop in the ISK bucket, popped a few towers that are also a drop in the ISK bucket, and we got all our Titans out safe.
Seems to me like you fucked up and didn't do what you set out to do, but whatever. No matter what, every operation is op success for -A-. Even Makalu's dumbass Vindicator/Archon loss is probably spun as a win because he made us waste ammo on him or something.
Isn't that exactly what you're doing in claiming that despite getting raped, -A- didn't ALSO kill your titans? Seems a bit hypocritical to me.