Preach It Sister!: Recording – AAA MoraleSpeech

By riverini | Jul 18th 2012 4:09PM
142 Comments

This has to be the most hilarious roast I have ever heard on Eve Online comms, even Eve News24 gets roasted but the bulk of the giggles goes to blast DekCo:

Enjoy!

This is what I happen to come across after me and a few other 130 some odd guys finished kicking like 300 or 400 drakes that evening from the CFC, and killing their pos. The speech isnt me, But I made the video for it.

- R

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  • OmnomJeanslurpsjizz

    RA loses space, moves to Querios.
    Nulli decides to fight RA giving PL and Test a juicy target for gudfites.
    Nulli starts losing and are happy to see -A- arrive when they called for them.
    The blob shows up.
    Nulli rage quits blaming -A- for everything and not cum salesmen like jean leaner ragging all over Kugu sucking CFC cock, destroying Nulli from the inside out.
    Eat shit Nulli :P

  • Godzillargh

    This is the funniest shit I've heard in a very long time.

    Him and Richter Belmont should do an alcohol/narcotics fuelled talk show together at some point.

  • -A- Pilot

    I was there.
    Well, this wasn't really a morale speech, since it happened after we had put a rather big golden penis > face on CFC and morale was quite high. It was more of a post battle goofing off, with AVI in the main role. But it does kinda show how much fun we've been having lately. I mean, the CFC might have CCPGoons, metagaming and stuff, but we're like 'yeah whatev', we just keep farming them and having fun. We'll gladly let the CFC grind trough Catch, Tenerifs, whatever they want. We'll just take it back later after the first phase of the war is over. We've learned from PL that sov is really not that important. I mean, it's nice to have it, you can rat there if you want and install renters and get some extra income, but it's not essential. -A- members and the alliance knows how to have income even without sov. Goons can take over sov formally, but on the field we'll still have effective control of it, because we will control the territory and farm whoever is in that space. And after a while this effective control will turn into formal control after we retake sov there. I know that PL especially gets it's panties tied up in a knot about this, because they expect that after losing some sov we'll failcascade and die, and it never happens. That's why they have been campaigning for reenforceable services on NPC 0.0 stations trough their CSM representatives. Seems goons also are starting to have the same tick about our strategies, saying we're a shit alliance that doesn't stand up to them and so on. Call us shit, we don't care. We just shrug and say 'yeah, whatev' again. In 6-12 months once this war ends and we end up again in control it will just add an additional layer of smugness to our smile.

    So, as a conclusion: goons, keep coming, we like to farm human NPCs.

    :smug:

    • abc123

      The really funny thing about this is -A- they learned this first hand from the very same people they call SHIT —>>>>CVA. Food for thought, Aye?

    • Hench

      I don't think you know what "farm" means. Are you implying that you fight CFC and win consistently?

      That's simply not the case. You don't even have good "isk efficiency" against us, and you actually care about that shit.

      Didn't want that space anyway. Inb4 you link your own "makalu smartbombing his own loki fleets" killboard.

      • -A- Pilot

        Yeah whatever.Here, have a golden penis of justice.

  • who

    This guy fucking rules!!!

  • -99-

    What's wrong with The 99 Percent?

    We're just cute newbies.. we honestly didn't know how SBUs or TCUs or any of that shit worked until like 3 weeks ago when we accidentially took Sov and kicked off Delve War 5.

    So what if we have a Tech moon. We don't even know how to get Tech out of it. We're literally that terrible.

    • Iamien

      I'll pay you guys 500mil a month to let me personally manage your tech moon.

    • JCA

      After reading the new Dev blog today about tech changes, I have a feeling the scramble for tech moons will not matter as much once that patch goes live. :/

  • Some CFC Noob

    People Complain so much about BLOB warfare but no one decides to counter it with anything. Just because your enemy will attack with brute force and numbers does not mean you will automatically lose the war.

  • soco dude

    that was funny shit. Avi got going and there is prolly another 10-15 mins left of material that was edited out. But the best bart is in that youtube vid.

    • Ex IT Guy

      I miss Avi! He's so funny! Too bad we are shooting you guys so I can't hear your comms and talk to the MVN guys! This brings back memories.

  • JCA

    First I was like LOL, and then I was like what? Then I was like LOL? Then my head exploded.

  • Lube

    The true sound of butthurt. Nuff said.

  • Lykouleon

    At least hes having fun.

  • eve pilot

    neither a friend to AAA or goons but that was fucking priceless.it just goes to show how seriously people on both sides take this screen full of pixels seriously.goons AAA bit of advice while its still summer go outside enjoy some sunshine and even talk to those strange creatures called girls and maybe get laid before you all implode.

  • DeaconIgunen

    i loved its it soooo monthy python. RESPECT

  • AAA Pet

    NO matter which side you on.. that was funny.. what goes on in CFC fleet chats?? maybe they talk about how mommy said they could stay up past 8 to play internet spaceships???

  • ?.?

    "Your the 99% of shit… wohoo!"

    <3 those wohoos

  • Anon

    Brushing up on a hard wall of manliness….homoerotic overtones anyone?

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