This one might be rather amusing for some of you out there, for others it will be a blatant lie or troll. A third party approached to TEST Alliance, claiming to have director roles within Against All Authorities and – for the modest sum of 400bil isk – pull a Haargoth on -A-.

Needless to say the TEST propaganda might jump and call this a feeble attempt by Against All Authorities to scam them, but it is most likely to be a off shoot opportunist with some photoshop skills trying to cash fast bucks on the current war.

Anyhow enjoy the Raw Text:

-A- TEST Scam Please Ignore.

-A- trying to scam/troll TEST. Check the screenshots if you don’t believe me.

[ 2012.07.01 02:28:11 ] TEST_diplo > what can I do for you?
[ 2012.07.01 02:28:38 ] asdfgdf Kumamato > Just look it http://s2.ipicture.ru/uploads/20120627/LEV5wFkl.png
[ 2012.07.01 02:30:59 ] TEST_diplo > ok, so again, what can I do for you?
[ 2012.07.01 02:33:05 ] asdfgdf Kumamato > nvm man
[ 2012.07.01 02:34:01 ] asdfgdf Kumamato > show this screen to your alli leader
[ 2012.07.01 02:34:19 ] asdfgdf Kumamato > i can disban -a- alliance for some isk
[ 2012.07.01 02:34:43 ] TEST_diplo > indulge me. How much isk would you like
[ 2012.07.01 02:36:54 ] asdfgdf Kumamato > 300-400 bil. to confirm my intentions i can kick 1-2 logistics corps.
[ 2012.07.01 02:40:25 ] asdfgdf Kumamato > Do you need a glory like goons who killed BOB?
[ 2012.07.01 02:41:36 ] TEST_diplo > why come to us with this generous offer? Goons have far deeper pockets than we do.
[ 2012.07.01 02:42:43 ] TEST_diplo > Say we were to consider this offer
[ 2012.07.01 02:43:14 ] TEST_diplo > Would you use an escrow service to transfer the isk from TEST to you?
[ 2012.07.01 02:52:05 ] asdfgdf Kumamato > Beacause it was my plan, when i started to playing eve i read how goons killed bob. It was great and i wanted to do it again.Nothing personal. This is a business Now you fighting vs south coalition. and you deserve this victory.
[ 2012.07.01 02:55:03 ] TEST_diplo > So yes or no on the escrow service?
[ 2012.07.01 02:59:39 ] asdfgdf Kumamato > About an escrow service: Chribba and Darkness in -A-. Its big problem m8. More I do not trust anyone. Because im fucking russian and cant speak fucking english. But Herc trusted me and i have 1 of the dir in exec corp.
[ 2012.07.01 03:00:01 ] asdfgdf Kumamato > i can kick 1-2 corps in -a- u send me my isk and i will kick all corps
[ 2012.07.01 03:03:16 ] TEST_diplo > If its business why not just take the money from the alliance? -A- has to have 400 billion in isk that you have access to as an alliance executor
[ 2012.07.01 03:05:01 ] asdfgdf Kumamato > The Alliance keeps its money in aaa community. Its can take only Herc and logist man (Greene Lee)
[ 2012.07.01 03:05:50 ] asdfgdf Kumamato > In -A- we have 13 bil now . Its shit. And i want money for your glory m8
[ 2012.07.01 03:06:45 ] asdfgdf Kumamato > I can write to goons, but its no their war. Its your glory
[ 2012.07.01 03:08:31 ] TEST_diplo > Would you care to join me on TEST Mumble so that we can discuss this further? Im sure you understand we have questions that need be answered
[ 2012.07.01 03:10:06 ] asdfgdf Kumamato > I can join, but m8 i speak only russian. Do you have translator?
[ 2012.07.01 03:11:32 ] TEST_diplo > We do. Give me a moment to wake them up.
[ 2012.07.01 03:11:51 ] asdfgdf Kumamato > ok
[ 2012.07.01 03:24:50 ] TEST_diplo > While we wait, as far as proof goes, I’d like a screen shot of the kick corp option being available on hirr. You don’t have to kick them, just have a screenshot of the option being available to you.
[ 2012.07.01 03:31:02 ] asdfgdf Kumamato > ok
[ 2012.07.01 03:37:30 ] asdfgdf Kumamato > http://s2.ipicture.ru/uploads/20120701/L55yw1sF.png
[ 2012.07.01 03:41:46 ] TEST_diplo > well herc this has been a lot of fun
[ 2012.07.01 03:42:42 ] asdfgdf Kumamato > m8 Herc came in st petersburg 1 week ago
[ 2012.07.01 03:42:59 ] asdfgdf Kumamato > Im from Russia, but im not a Herc
[ 2012.07.01 03:43:26 ] TEST_diplo > well youre not Christos
[ 2012.07.01 03:43:34 ] TEST_diplo > youre not mak
[ 2012.07.01 03:43:48 ] TEST_diplo > 90% postive youre arent the en garde guy
[ 2012.07.01 03:43:55 ] TEST_diplo > so that leaves Prima lpattern
[ 2012.07.01 03:44:01 ] TEST_diplo > Primal Pattern
[ 2012.07.01 03:44:08 ] asdfgdf Kumamato > lol
[ 2012.07.01 03:44:58 ] TEST_diplo > We here at TEST are shocked and appalled that so honorable an organization as -A- would stoop so low to metagaming
[ 2012.07.01 03:45:24 ] asdfgdf Kumamato > m8
[ 2012.07.01 03:45:34 ] asdfgdf Kumamato > Im not maka or Cristos
[ 2012.07.01 03:45:35 ] TEST_diplo > And are deeply saddened by this turn of events.
[ 2012.07.01 03:46:41 ] asdfgdf Kumamato > I can speak with u in ts but u need to stop this shit.
[ 2012.07.01 03:48:14 ] asdfgdf Kumamato > U need fucking translator
[ 2012.07.01 03:54:42 ] asdfgdf Kumamato > I fucked this -A-. I introduced 3 fucking years. If u dont want lulz, when this alliance crashed? Fuck you. If u dont want a glory like goons with bob – fuck you. Im sure i can find alliances in russians who want get some glory for kill one of the big
[ 2012.07.01 03:54:49 ] asdfgdf Kumamato > alliance in game
[ 2012.07.01 03:56:06 ] TEST_diplo > Look, either way I can’t agree to anything right now. Im sure you understand, I am informing Montolio about your offer and we will contact you in 24 hours, fair enough?
[ 2012.07.01 03:58:22 ] asdfgdf Kumamato > Ok, but keep in mind that I live in a Russian time zone and to Gerk not noticed, it is better to do at night
[ 2012.07.01 03:58:54 ] TEST_diplo > understood
[ 2012.07.01 03:59:26 ] asdfgdf Kumamato > 4-5 Et its better
[ 2012.07.01 03:59:37 ] asdfgdf Kumamato > He’s sleeping in this time
[ 2012.07.01 04:00:38 ] TEST_diplo > alright. you will know what our decision is
[ 2012.07.01 04:01:07 ] asdfgdf Kumamato > bye

- R

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64 Comments

  1. ilikeponies

    "We here at TEST are shocked and appalled that so honorable an organization as -A- would stoop so low to metagaming"

    I thought this was the best part

    July 4, 2012 at 9:30 pm Reply
  2. low

    Scam is low!
    But since there's nothing noble about war, I guess all means good to go.

    July 4, 2012 at 10:13 pm Reply
    1. M1k3y

      "All is fair in love and war"?

      July 4, 2012 at 11:07 pm Reply
  3. Poastin Toaster

    wow, it must really be a slow news week.

    July 4, 2012 at 10:16 pm Reply
    1. ZeetFleet

      Well over 800 ships died in delve today and you call it a "slow week"

      July 4, 2012 at 11:09 pm Reply
      1. Imigo

        Only 800? Over the weekend there was a 24 hr period with 148 THOUSAND ship kills across Delve, more than the rest of the top 10 regions combined.

        July 5, 2012 at 1:11 am Reply
        1. asdwg

          That 800 was in a single battle.

          July 5, 2012 at 2:40 am Reply
        2. lol

          Source?

          Sounds rather high…

          July 5, 2012 at 5:22 am Reply
          1. xxolve

            This was posted on Kugu about 3-4 days ago. Again another case of EN24 being literally "right on top of things".

            In before Mintchip makes a video about it.

            July 5, 2012 at 6:44 am
          2. Anyomous

            SHE DID and look she's topless…… oh wait i shouldn't be watching that porn while we take this station

            July 5, 2012 at 12:10 pm
        3. sadfs

          148 thousand? Come on now.

          July 5, 2012 at 5:39 am Reply
        4. HaHA!

          http://evemaps.dotlan.net/map/Delve#kills24 If you look at a day when the USTZ is probably out popping fireworks, you can see that this kill rate is high. Add this weekend, those numbers are attainable easily.

          July 5, 2012 at 6:32 am Reply
          1. Imigo

            It's http://evemaps.dotlan.net/stats that shows the Region stats, and where I got those figures from. Not sure how to get Dotlan to show 24 hrs from a given time point though (other than by month).

            July 5, 2012 at 8:15 am
  4. -A- FC

    -A- do all kinds of shit that you never hear about and indeed noone ever admits to. Some of us love cloak and daggers, but the above guy isn't doing a good job on this little play.

    July 4, 2012 at 10:54 pm Reply
    1. hot drop

      you mean cloak and cynos

      July 4, 2012 at 11:02 pm Reply
    2. kugu geek

      you should explain malaku why he gets webbed instead

      July 5, 2012 at 1:44 am Reply
  5. SgtSimons

    cool article now report about that massive fight in c3n and explain to me why Soco is not using hellcats which is in fact the killer of drakes

    July 4, 2012 at 10:58 pm Reply
    1. Anonymous

      Because the CFC's new favorite tactic seems to be dropping dreads and supers on everything

      July 4, 2012 at 11:24 pm Reply
      1. Marcus_McTavish

        Burning Delve does not mean they will give you fair fights.

        I love this war for that Soco FC raging at Shadoo not giving him gud fights!

        July 5, 2012 at 1:32 am Reply
        1. The Mittani

          Exactly. The "gudfites" mode is over. Now, SoCo, you're just going to lose your shit. It isn't about fair fights any more. It's about you losing your space, and there's going to be nothing fair about it. CFC will push your shit in, any chance they get.

          July 6, 2012 at 6:10 pm Reply
      2. JustAGuy

        I wish.

        They keep dropping supers on everything. My dread has only undocked a couple times.

        July 5, 2012 at 2:30 am Reply
      3. Heya

        They were taking a station you idiot, you want them to flip it with Rifters?

        July 5, 2012 at 4:20 am Reply
      4. HaHA!

        I for one, being with the SoCo, don't want to lose a capital for a system that has no value to me or my alliance. I will bring the Hellcat, but that is my limit. If we do bring that, it is a guarantee blapping by tracking titans (and yes they still exist).

        July 5, 2012 at 6:34 am Reply
  6. Stupid Shit

    So dude gets nothing. This isn't really news or important now is it?

    July 4, 2012 at 11:03 pm Reply
  7. Christos

    I dunno, i think i can stoop lower.

    July 4, 2012 at 11:41 pm Reply
  8. Pirokobo

    If someone wants to legitimately discuss pulling a Hargoth, we ARE willing to hear proposals. Escrow would be required. Commence prisoners dilemma debate.

    Pirokobo
    Secretary & Archivist
    Goonswarm Federation Corps Diplomatique

    July 5, 2012 at 12:02 am Reply
  9. lol

    asdfgdf Kumamato > I can join, but m8 i speak only russian. Do you have translator?
    TEST_diplo > We do. Give me a moment to wake them up.

    ROLF can type english but cant speak it? haha test diplo is retarded

    July 5, 2012 at 12:05 am Reply
    1. Some Dude

      It's actually quite common for someone who reads a second language to have much greater difficulty comprehending it when it is spoken.

      July 5, 2012 at 5:44 pm Reply
      1. also google translate does a fairly decent job at translating text nowadays

        July 6, 2012 at 4:50 pm Reply
  10. Makalu Zarya

    God damn it! If that had worked, I'd have been able to welp lokis for another day or two.

    July 5, 2012 at 12:13 am Reply
    1. Makalu Zarya

      very funny

      July 5, 2012 at 1:01 am Reply
      1. Makalu Zarya

        i'm a faggot also who the fuck is webbing me

        get your ecm drones off of me aaaaaaaaaaa

        July 5, 2012 at 1:43 am Reply
    2. Makalu Zarya

      Why is everyone pretending to be me?
      Amarr Victor!
      Oh wait they dont say that thats cva… humm
      CFC fags?
      Blob festers?

      July 6, 2012 at 7:14 am Reply
      1. guest

        Blob festers with unlimited tek moon isk for unlimited attrition

        July 6, 2012 at 4:43 pm Reply
  11. Nemesis

    So someone tries to scam and gets nothing. It makes it onto EN24. TEST members rip off 10+ Billion a day and nothing. Lol. Slanted.

    July 5, 2012 at 12:15 am Reply
    1. Imigo

      Yup, EN24 is SO pro TEST.

      July 5, 2012 at 1:08 am Reply
  12. BrainlessBolton

    What a crap attempt to do something like that! After seeing how the SOCO side are trying to fight this so called war it doesn't surprise me though cause everything the SOCO side are doing is half assed and with a complete lack of any sort of structure!

    July 5, 2012 at 1:05 am Reply
    1. clusterfucker

      "complete lack of any sort of structure" HA! i see what you did there

      July 5, 2012 at 11:52 pm Reply
  13. Anonymous

    EN24 postin crappy shit while in the meantime the RaidenDOT KB is fucking outta control, since the July 2nd the amount of shit blowed up is just rediculous.

    July 5, 2012 at 1:13 am Reply
    1. -R Sucks

      "not newsworthy"

      July 5, 2012 at 1:16 am Reply
    2. Just A Random TESTie

      Please tell us more about the killboards of irrelevant, dead alliances that are being kept alive by people who can't manage to defend their allies' space.

      July 5, 2012 at 1:42 am Reply
      1. bob

        maybe but still blowing the shit out of you jokers.

        July 5, 2012 at 10:57 am Reply
        1. clusterfucker

          yes, youre blowing us so hard

          July 5, 2012 at 11:48 pm Reply
  14. widot nigga

    Great fucking article. These are the articles that are read and are immediately forgotten while forcibly hitting the "Back" button to see if this site can provide anything of better value, only to be disappointed.

    I am, however, waiting for the ~2000 man fight that went down in C3N earlier where SoCo all showed up with their "game face" on and got the shit stomped out of them. They cry about the CFC dropping supers…

    Where the fuck are SoCo's Supers? Have they none? Have they but 1 Titan in which its sole purpose is to bridge them to their demise? Stop fucking bitching, the field is even, you have the same ships as your enemy. Get the fuck in your ships and take a risk. Fuck, maybe SoCo will win one fucking battle before losing all their sov. "Why would we drop our Supers when they'll get blobbed?" Grow some fucking balls you impotent fools. You should you had numbers this afternoon. What you didn't show, however, was the courage to pull out ~expensive~ ships and field them in the battle. Instead, you sit in the fucking corner and cry like a bitch about getting ECM'd by your own pilots.

    July 5, 2012 at 2:58 am Reply
    1. nazi

      you seem very mad

      July 5, 2012 at 3:28 am Reply
    2. Pointofview

      Truth be told soco wont deploy supers for a huge reason… there vastly outnumbered in the super count. In terms of actual numbers this statement isnt entirely true, they do have a good amount of supers but the problem is as follows: Raiden hasnt and wont fully commit to this engagement especially with there supers because there is a long standing history of distrust between soco and bob type entities (bob, it, raiden), RA has already lost enough supers to pl and test, -A-, engarde, rol wont deploy to make sure they can defend there own assets. Essentially delve and querious are going to burn and what soco is doing is bringing "good fights" instead of an actual defense. I give it at best a week to two weeks before nulli and vc call for a tactical retreat of all assets out of the region before pb gets overrun. If im wrong then awesome good fights to be had. But with the full cfc steam rolling horse in motion the numbers and actual statistical facts are against soco… Without commiting supers to defend soco will in fact not be able to defend delve, querious and pb… its that simple.

      July 5, 2012 at 3:49 am Reply
      1. HaHA!

        This is pretty obvious. Soco can go out and kill numbers of goons/test, yet test and goons are snatching up systems like no other. Intel channel ring with, what's the status of C3N? -> fuck that shit, I like small gang warfare, I don't like blob fests. Pretty soon, you'll see test raging on soundcloud like they are on crack about how the station grind is boring and they want to deply somewhere else…

        July 5, 2012 at 5:25 am Reply
        1. Welp

          This entire post is untrue. 'Nuff said.

          July 5, 2012 at 8:56 am Reply
        2. huehue

          The smug we are getting out of this makes it worth shooting structures. SoCo talked a huge game and now have orders to evav

          July 5, 2012 at 2:50 pm Reply
        3. Ship spinning 101

          lol pretty soon we will be done with sov grind cause we are burning through it so fast

          July 11, 2012 at 1:56 am Reply
      2. Lykouleon

        "Truth be told soco wont deploy supers for a huge reason… there vastly outnumbered in the super count."

        SoCo before and during the beginning of the invasion of delve touted their vastly superior super cap numbers.

        July 5, 2012 at 5:40 am Reply
        1. le epic test

          Shit nigger can you fucking read?

          July 5, 2012 at 3:47 pm Reply
        2. Sicarius_Ech

          Basically it boils down to "we can't get our shit together so we'll just get blobbed and bitch about it later."

          Didn't want that sov anyway? Why the fuck invest any isk in taking it then?

          July 5, 2012 at 5:40 pm Reply
    3. bob

      http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_related&adjacent&…

      tells a story that GSF/CFC/Pl dropped lots of supers on a SoCo fleet without any and won. tbh I think the Soco fleet actually kicked ass compared to the amount of supers on the field.

      Man you actually believe the shit you talk?

      July 5, 2012 at 10:51 am Reply
      1. lol

        Do you believe the shot coming out of your own mouth? Soco could have deployed supers especially with then touting super superiority before this all came crashing down on them. Spin it how ever you want but in the end it comes down to Soco got steam rolled in this bloc war. Vcruz and S2N have already started telling everyone to evac from all space and they expect delve gone by the end of the week. SoCo talked about how the cfc couldn't win this war and now within a week they are crying foul as they can't even do anything in their prime.

        July 5, 2012 at 2:41 pm Reply
      2. Ev0ker BR'er

        That eve-kill board is a bit messed up, here is the br doctor version of that same board: http://dog-net.org/brdoc/?brid=8877

        A 2068 man battle with surprisingly closer than usual numbers with around 60% of the participants being CFC and around 40% being SoCo (1250 vs 818).

        The CFC narrowly got the most kills, however the CFC seemed to have a massive lead in the isk war. The CFC also achieved their strat objectives.

        I filled in the isk value estimates of what I could be bothered to. If anyone else wants to fill the rest out, feel free:
        CFC KillsSOCO Kills
        Dreads0410.7B
        Battleships12236.6B2 0.6B
        Battlecruisers30 2.3B18714.0B
        T3 Cruisers2313.8B1 0.8B
        Recons15 3.8B5 1.3B
        Dictors16 1.2B26 2.0B
        Logi10 2.0B5 1.0B
        Heavy Dictors05 1.3B
        Command Ships3 0.8B5 1.3B

        Hacs30
        Ceptors2013
        Stealth Bombers176
        Assault ships72
        Covops20
        Faction Cruisers41
        Faction Frigates84
        T1 Cruisers22
        T1 Frigates1930

        July 5, 2012 at 4:45 pm Reply
        1. Ev0ker BR'er

          Let's see if this fixes the formatting:

          —————-CFC Kills—–SOCO Kills
          Dreads———-0————-4—–10.7B
          Battleships—–122–36.6B—-2——0.6B
          Battlecruisers–30—-2.3B—-187—14.0B
          T3 Cruisers—–23—13.8B—-1——0.8B
          Recons———-15—-3.8B—-5——1.3B
          Dictors———16—-1.2B—-26—–2.0B
          Logi————10—-2.0B—-5——1.0B
          Heavy Dictors—0————-5——1.3B
          Command Ships—3—–0.8B—-5——1.3B

          Hacs————-3————-0
          Ceptors———-20————13
          Stealth Bombers–17————6
          Assault ships—-7————-2
          Covops———–2————-0
          Faction Cruisers-4————-1
          Faction Frigates-8————-4
          T1 Cruisers——2————-2
          T1 Frigates——19————30

          July 5, 2012 at 4:59 pm Reply
    4. herp da derp

      goes back in time remembers days when CFC bitched about Super blobs, oh how we have come full circle

      July 5, 2012 at 12:43 pm Reply
  15. michaelharari

    How is this news?

    July 5, 2012 at 3:27 am Reply
  16. shadoo

    Maka is the bestest FC ever.

    When i get rid of my man tits and lose some weight i wanna be just like him.

    July 5, 2012 at 3:32 am Reply
  17. It would be news if he succeeded, but otherwise…
    But here's something that might be interesting. Speech pattern looks suspiciously close to this guy: http://3bepeb.livejournal.com/49981.html

    July 5, 2012 at 5:51 am Reply
  18. Sam Sabre

    Primal Pattern is the SPAI!! I Sherlock Holmes'd the shit out this shit…

    July 5, 2012 at 6:34 am Reply
  19. login000123

    Sry guys … but . does this not smell like a information war game??

    scam to devide the IDEA of a soco …. russian does the scam ->russians can´not be relied on -> a chance the east starts thinking … look into http://soundcloud.com/cptunderpants/state-of-the-… -> direct offer to the EAST to have their own save heaven -> no two front war -> :_))

    July 5, 2012 at 9:40 am Reply
  20. 3 Years - on Hiatus

    What else is there really to post about? The goon blob is becomming rather powerful. No one really seems to want to take them on. I had thought about comming back and mabye forming something but eve is about DEAD now anyway …. right?

    July 6, 2012 at 7:12 am Reply

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