On December 31st. I asked The Mittani who he thought the most influential player in Eve Online was for 2011. His response came with no surprise, as he pointed the response to himself but dismissed the question as he was sure I wasn’t going to publish it. Although some might reply that this was a very narcissistic assessment, I would fence the critique by saying that there was no egoism in his statement. Days before, I had asked the group of players to whom I normally refer to as “we” whenever I write an Eve News24 article this same question. They are mostly people “in the know”, a large part of them in juxtaposition to The Mittani’s goals in the game. The response was utterly unanimous.

Keeping it real

The truth is indeed that The Mittani was the Most Influential player during the year 2011. Eve Online is a game played both on and offline. When I started to research into this article I became aware that no actual research was needed; as the result of the deeds done during 2011 pretty much speak for itself. We’ll name a few in a moment, but I’ll address one question which was pressed by one of these players: “Who Won 2010?”. Though Call, but in the back of my mind it would be between UAXDeath, Vuk Lau, The Mittani and of course Sir Molle.

The reason I somehow managed to churn such high-profile names in the past paragraph without needing to point at exchanged profanities is to set a precedent; The Mittani didn’t spawn out of thin air and became the 2011′s most influential player. There was already a growing criterion of him being relevant. Also there existed a series of events which under the right circumstances, right company and right decisions helped him to gain enough relevance to be truly influential.

Relevance is the New ISK, time to stock up on some.

Being relevant enough is absolutely what matters now-days, how fat your wallet is won’t matter much if you can’t command anything larger than your own pimp-mobile or being an useful cog inside a larger set of things, in other words if you aren’t proactively (good or evil) towards other players than yourself, you will always remain a nobody inside Eve Online.

To ensure no claim of bias is made (as if), we have taken the same template Time Magazine uses for a Person of the Year (the feature which inspired this piece) and adapted it for our mention. Make no mistake, this piece is by no means a propaganda article, as much as The Mittani’s detractors would like you to believe. I was also to name other nine players which were influential enough, yet I decided to save it and explore another series under a similar premise.

The Most Influential Player of 2011

In a year when UaxDeath and friends toppled the Northern Coalition and Technetium became synonymous of american dollars; when the blob in the South showed signs of cooling but russian’s showed no signs of statesmanship; when TEST Alliance, a rising superpower, juggled its pride of their antics with an embarrassing climax; and when CCP Games set millions of minds and hearts on fire with the allegedly intend to introduce hardcore-RMT mechanics. The Deklein Coalition has been led by one steely and determined man, emerged as a critical linchpin of the 23rd century.

GoonSwarm Federation lives in history—and history lives Within the GSF. Throughout the early part of the 2010 year, the GSF cast an ominous shadow over Null-Sec. It was the Northern Coalition’s dark twin. But after the catastrophic fall of the Technetium Wall, The GSF receded from the null-sec consciousness as we became mired in CCP’s own polarizing politics. And it lost its place in the great game of geopolitics, its significance dwarfed not just by the Drone Russian Forces but also by the rising giants of Pandemic Legion and Ev0ke. That view was always naive. The GSF is central to Eve Online — and the new post-Crucible null-sec that is being born. Today it is the largest alliance; it shares five regions within the reach of the Deklein Coalition; it has a significant and restive TESTie population; it has Eve largest stockpile of Technetium moons and a lethal nuclear arsenal of super-carriers; it is the Eve Online’s second largest incursion running entity after the High-Sec Carebears; and it is an indispensable player in whatever happens in the current northern conflict. For all these reasons, if GSF fails, all bets are off for the “wouldn’t care less” crowd. And if it succeeds as the new super-powerbloc in the family of powerblocs, it will owe much of that success to one man, The Mittani.

No one would label The Mittani a child of destiny. Some even went as far as mentioning the opportunist take on the aftermath of the original GoonSwarm. Or how if it weren’t by Tau Ceti’s demise, the GoonSwarm couldn’t had a healthy gestation period within the care of the Northern Coalition while savage wars were being fought on any of its five borders. Other even more resentful of The Mittani’s in-game fortunes are quick to wordplay on how he currently is a “jobless lawyer”, when in fact he is a retired one. Serious Business are indeed the Internet Spaceships. If we were to keep going on the hatred filled pejoratives attributed to his name by his adversaries (CAOD was pretty useful); it would only help to further cement his God-Like stature of sorts among his enemies.

When this intense and brooding player took over the remains of the old Goons, he found his newly formed alliance on the verge of fail-scale. With dauntless persistence, a sharp vision of what the GSF should become and a sense that he embodied the spirit of being a Goon, over the years The Mittani has put his his alliance back on the Eve Online map. And not content with this he intended to redraw it himself.

If you managed to read our 2011 review, it will be no coincidence the existence of an underlying recurring factor; The Mittani being linked to most of these events, in one way or another (excluding the Isk Bank scandal). What really sealed the deal was the Gallente Ice Interdiction campaign for the sole reason of being a pro-active initiative, rather than a reactive one. While the credit of it should go to the egg-heads who came up with it; there are two kind of men in this world, the men who come up with ideas and the ones who puts them motion.

Eve News24′s Player of the Year is neither an honor nor an endorsement. It is not a popularity contest. At its best, it is a clear-eyed recognition of Eve Online as it is and of the most powerful individuals and forces shaping that world—for better or for worse. It is ultimately about boldly spearheading one’s own initiatives into Eve Online day to day life. A solid statement on the realities of EVE Online. It is ultimately about leadership—bold, earth-changing leadership. Make no mistake; The Mittani is not a boy scout. He is not a democrat in any way that an ideal CSM would define it. He is not a paragon of integrity either (bot wise). He stands, above all, for the ability to tickle the “butterfly” and call in for the “effect” in ways a few others could. At significant cost to the principles and ideas which some argue would ensure a larger EVE Online player-base, he has performed an extraordinary feat of leadership in imposing his will on top of other powerblocs and brought GoonSwarm Federation back to the place long occupied by now-fallen giants.

For these reasons, The Mittani is 2011 Player of the Year.

R

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  • Average Joe

    I actually agree, no other player has done so much for and against all players in eve in some way shape or form. To me this is just a game, log on shot stuff log off.

    I have no time to meta-game, spy, run crap, or be bothered with crap. RL doesn't allow me. I leave that to people like Mittens who has more time than me.

    • cucubau

      He, who has no life…

      • Silentskills

        shall not be named in vain

  • Tradik

    I can just imagine riverini gritting his teeth while he wrote this.

    • http://evenews24.com riverini

      Not writing it would be an insult to both our readers and our collaborators, me included. I was tempted to ask Bagehi to write this piece, but being the head of EN24; this sort of mention should come from no-one but myself.

      Also the Cosmopewlitan column shows the final opinion of Eve News24 on a given issue. I tried to make a very neutral and objective article. Nothing more – Nothing less.

      • P-Mad

        Riverini ain't even mad bro

      • Roland_Hova

        Riv, Maybe you didn't want Bagehi to write it, but you could have at least have had him grammar check the damn thing for you.

        Otherwise I think you really tried to be somewhat objective, which I'm sure took a lot from your end.

        • bagehi

          I was moving so, for the last few days, the only internets I've had were on my phone.

    • Goonie

      Soon all of EVE will live under the Goon banner ……soon.

      • anonymous

        not while you keep losing to raiden. and allies

  • Another Average Joe

    lol @ the damage control riverini is trying to put up

    Anyhu, I pretty much agree with what has been said. There have been many celebrities in EVE in this last year, but none of them deserve their renown more than Mittens.

    Still, I can't help but notice a recurring theme. It seems that many of the -great- leaders EVE has seen are retired men (that is, if Mittens really is retired). I'm thinking about Sir Molle here and I've also heard something about UAxDeath something along these lines.

  • Gumpin

    He could of done all of that.

    OR

    He could of made one thread on SA forums promising epic tears and getting hundreds of recruits every time.

    Lets apply occam..

  • Joanavon

    Regardless of ones opinion of The Mittani his relevance and influence during 2011 is indisputably the largest and most far reaching.

  • a random goon

    May Allah bless Mittani and the Great Swarm! Long live to the Swarm!

  • de4deye

    oh god not mitten

  • Random Miner

    It could also be that he concerns his whole life (inbetween yoga sessions) with eve. No one should be that into internet spaceships, but I guess you gotta hand it to him for being that much of a nerd. And a total nerd is who I'd expect to gain such notoriety in EVE. Congrats Mitrani

    Still hate his guts though…

    • Kratisto

      sounds like someone is jealous.

      • Random Miner

        totally jealous. I'd love for a few thousand people to hold a computer game alias of an imaginary character of mine in such high regard. it would really let me known i succeeded in life.

        also, i actually gave him as much props as anyone with self respect, but still a love of the greatness that is eve, could

  • Mein Kampf

    "To ensure no claim of bias is made (as if), we have taken the same template Time Magazine uses for a Person of the Year "

    So you're already admitting that this article is a LEFTIST PROPAGANDA piece.

  • Bob_the_Bitcher

    I like Mittens – but eeehm – NO!

    What about DBRB, or Mr Vee or Lucian James or Zag or Courthouse! They actually do shit in combat/diplo, not sit around playing King George…

    • de4deye

      Lucian James!!!11! (That's mah nigga)

      • HR4ever

        Fuck no. If anything Lucian James gets the Idiot of the Century award.

    • Cerneus

      Lucian is more of a FC not a politician.

      • Bob_the_Bitcher

        Correct! Mittens is not – at least not to my knowledge…

    • I don't know who any of those other people are, but I know who mittens is. I would venture that counts for something.

    • exRAWR

      DBRB and lucian are both great people to fly under, I've flown under both and they are both great guys. But I wouldn't say they were influential in any other way.

  • Mintrolio

    CONFRIMIGN ALWYAS NEX YEARS FUR ME.

    KEEP UP THE GOOD POASTIGN.

    • lemming

      you have my vote

  • modify

    get a grip people the mittani is no more then the latest boy band, looks pretty says alot but does nothing to progress music. seriously wtf did he do to lay claim as the most influential player of 2011? His work on the CSM? i dont think so he is but one of many voices on the CSM and a CCP has stated they dont trust his representations anyway.

    GSF did sweet fanny nothing last year other then grief a few people as is there sop, they disnt change the eve landscape and neither did Mittani.

  • torulv

    The most loved… and hated man in EVE 2011… Yeah… thats mittens

  • retard 304101032

    sorta like how hitler was the man of the year for leading a bunch of zombie retards to do his dirty work, congrats mittens you earned it.

    • Random Miner

      as much as i utterly loath hitler references, still made me laugh +1

  • Grath Telkin

    I would've went with DBRB. Mittani just exactly jack squat of the real work within Goonwaffe. Sure his ass may manage tards like Montolio and Zagdul via Twitter while his faggot self is doing yoga but there are many more significant people that do their thing with no mention of their contributions.

    • Goon

      As a person that "does their thing with no mention of my contributions", I can tell you that this statement would apply to about half of Goonswarm. I've had a couple of friends join Goons in the time I've been with them, and they've all said the same thing. "I was really shocked by how organised you guys are…".

      There are thousands of heroes that keep Goonswarm running as an alliance, and you could never name them all. We don't do it for a mention, we don't ever expect recognition, and the people that matter to us know who's doing what. Yeah, shocking, but you'd be surprised at the level of loyalty within Goons.

  • Goonbear

    Second largest Incursion running entity? I did not know that. I did see Mittens encouraging his followers to do PI in his state of the Queerswarm. I don't know how they process this. It must take a large amount of propaganda. So between the PI and Incursions, Goons are the biggest carebear entity haha. Time for a coup.

  • Raiden. bitch

    Just the whole fact that Mittani points to him self as the most influential Eve player – tells everything about his personality.
    Disturbing – but thank god its only in a internet spaceship game and not In real life ;-)

    • Faceless Minion

      It's not disturbing when it's true, it's just honest.

      • sephiroth

        mittani is bassicalay hitler, or shilter

  • Hurr

    Xenuria is gonna be pissed.

    • who's Xenuria?

      • http://evenews24.com riverini

        The name rings…

  • –A– Vet

    Mittens….. best attention hoe in eve, ill vote for that. Most influential Eve player umm nope. Fuckin clown names himself, priceless lol.

    • Carl Stonewall

      "Mittens….. best attention hoe in eve, ill vote for that" hahaha +1

  • Bullshit

    I'm so tired of hearing how Mittani gets credits for what players did and what has been a team effort by CSM and not one man only. Riverini and Mittani is part of a elite group of eve players that love hearing their own name. I bet in this group Mittani is the guy you suck up to.. this is why there should be a limit to how long you can sit on CSM.. with the current numbers of voters its going to be impossible to remove Mittani from his postion as he has one of the biggest alliance in EVE doing his biddings. Mittani is very good at acting like a nice guy.. but we have all heard his arrogant side during the speeches to his alliance and how he intends to exploit his postion at CSM. When he thinks that only friends is around him he gloats about how his trolling the EVE community to do his biddings and how much power he has.

    I think its really funny to see how Goonswarm now is failing at EVE.. Mittani thought that TiDi would aid him and his swarm of Maelstroms and help him crush Raiden. but that didn't happen.. instead Raiden seems to wipe the floor with Goonswarm even tho Goonswarm in some fights outnumbered Raiden by 300 – 400 ppl. Its not hard to see what Mittani is going to push for att CCP this year. Its going to be fun to hear who Mittani will blame for this.. will it CCP or someone else that will be pointed out as the reason for his failure.

    • Grunt1001

      You know this is a game, right? Follow the doctor's orders and immediately get out of mama's basement. There's much to enjoy out here, trust me.

    • SG Goonslap

      I see much Goon 'oh thats just silly' propaganda in the responses here. Same shit different day still smells the same. Goons need to fire their propaganda administrators, the same old tricks are getting old.

  • derp

    "TEST Alliance, a rising superpower" … stopped reading after this and lol'ed

  • sour

    for us down south the mittani is a nobody. a name we hear remotely every now and then. what i mean is that the question u ask is very relevant and depends greatly on ones point of view. i bet for fountain residents hes a very important person. but eve is a large place.

    also its lol at least to attribute the achievements of many ppl to one man. but i guess thats what happens in RL as well.

  • really? REALLY?

    really? REALLY? you are one dumb fuck, he meant that 400 players have the influence -> they are playing it

  • bagehi

    Who are you referencing?

    • Roland_Hova

      People seems to think a corporate lawyer can't make enough money working in Washington DC in a few years to be able to 'retire' and live a middle class lifestyle in the mid western United States.

      Its not like I'm denying RMT is a big thing, some people who have financed nightclubs and all kinds of crazy stuff with evegold, but a person can be independently wealthy and still play eve.

      • bagehi

        Gamers can't make money in real life. They have to be college dropouts living in their mom's basement who smoke pot all day. It baffles me when gamers can't see other games in any other way than the stereotype.

        To be honest, I wasn't sure if he had the wrong impression of Mittani or was referencing the accusations leveled at Vuk a while back.

  • Lol

    Guy nominates himself? Wow, way to make a total ass outta yourself. i wouldn't even log on after a dumbass statement like that Lol

  • Lube

    Butthurt gonna hurt!

  • -A- FC

    Who is this martini bloke?

    Didn't he run a crap spy thing at some point or something, that claimed they stole the sun every night and invent the internet or something? Did they failcascade? Not heard of them recently.. They ran out of things to claim they where behind on forums, like some kind of fucking cat with a personality disorder?

    xxdeath did little more then make a land grab for no real fight and blue up the most recent super blob to do the work for them. NC died from rot, GSF stabbed their BFF in the back and are now making the same mistakes and backroom deals. They are by no means savours of eve nor are they in fact relevant.

    In any event I don't think a bunch of hot air about some current CSM bloke who did nothing more then ride a wave of hate for CCP to tell them their game was fucked whilst feeding his extended ego and doing little, if nothing, to actually fix it (remove nexus to win threat? lol super nerf? lol sov fix? lol previous features fix? lol tech nerf? lol fix to blobbing lol). Whilst at the same time pushing for features they know will benefit only them.

    Its very easy how people forget, once they get a few new ships and crappy overdue fixes and features ADDED back in with some soothing empty empty words…

    Where… in all of this bile… is the fucking news? Probably in this Reply….

    • welp moar drakes

      i stopped reading at -A- FC

      like that strengthens your opinion LOL

  • GIANTSBANE

    He may be the man of 2011 but the man of 2012 will be the one who takes him down.

    • SG Goonslap

      +10.0

  • Random Miner

    we're playing eve, we are all lost souls :)

  • SG Goonslap

    Riverini, you should not have told Goons about this article, then they would not have sent their propaganda cronies in to neg / thumbs down all the replies that didn't agree with it.

  • Wait WUT

    Riv, hope u at least "wrapped it up" during your spacial encounter? Gettting AIDS in the ass would not be a good thing for u. Also when you write please wipe the come off ur face. My computer monitor is flithy.

  • PL Winner

    and another troll by en24.

    Mittens:
    a) won popularity contest by having his own alliance vote for him
    b) filled role of watching ccp for the community by becomming ccp's damage control option (we all saw the video)
    c) disappointed and lost alot of readers with his column

    Now we could talk about shadoo who amused all of us with his glorious commenting on the tourney,
    we could talk about chribba if we where carebears
    but lets face it,

    who ever leads Raiden. Alliance probably earned the title most.
    they rose from none existance to one of the strongest and most influential alliances so far, and with their supercap fleets they fight pretty much everyone – even we can't field as much supers as they can.
    Not only the way they took North ending that horrible block of bears that was nc – their campaigns down south and in delve, and them holding of goons lately despite wn. cascading.
    Who ever is behind this deserves it.

    Mittens. i had a good laughter.

  • uberhater

    Sheesh that's alotta Mittani caulksucking

  • http://evenews24.com riverini

    i was named for second year in a row by the OUT magazine as one the most influencial gay/lesbian media players, along with Anderson cooper and whoopy goldberg

  • CFC

    Apparently F.D.R. won WWII. v0v

    Don't say anything about the millions of soldiers who died.

    The article was about influence and leadership. And The Mittani is just that.

  • Spy Inc.

    High LvlTalks are underway about spring offensive against Deklein Coalition. Wondering if i could stop by and measure for curtains? save those iskies for goon fire sales guys! remeber you heard it first from Spy inc.!

  • BrokenBC

    LMAO the tears here are just incredible!!! Feed your new god Mittani!!! bow down and warship at his feet, and he may yet spare you.

  • Yawn

    The only thing that he has done that can be game changing is the gallente ice blockade. Taking branch with little resistance via his blob is not something to get too cocky over.

  • Joseph Smith's Jesus

    It was supposed to be special, I was looking forward to it all week, he said I was the one, but he used me like a whore and when he was finished he turned nasty and threw me out like week old garbage, blub =(

    only neg-repped to 11? I am disappoint.

  • Carl Stonewall

    hahahaha so true

  • eyeroller

    Nice troll Riv.