Evoke (EVOKE) is leaving Cloud Ring, and will move on to Providence in coming days and weeks. As Deklein Coalition forces rampage through their territory, using all timezones, it was no longer viable to hold the space. A new campaign, full of germans is on the go. Target Providence. The region is currently in a civil war and Ev0ke will be surely welcomed here with lots of pew.

As we reported earlier here – http://www.evenews24.com/2010/10/28/how-cloud-ring-will-be-divided/ – Cloud Ring has been already divided by several entities.

Official Evoke statement:

Evemail towards leader of TEST alliance, Montolio.

Quote:
Re: Evoke’s future
From: TSS1
Sent: 2010.10.28 18:13
To: Montolio,

Dear TEST-Leader

Gott in Himmel, der evil TEST-Blobben has strucken us mit so much power, zat der Fuhrer himself now will see to it! We have

alredy opened 2 bottles of Liebfraumilch, you Schweinhunds, to feier our future SIEG. But we are yes not so: I will gif you 250

Reichsmark from me persoenly, and you leave us alone, we will also not attack again.

Waht du you say, Tommy?

Dein TSS

Our sausage trees in Cloud Ring have died.
Therefore, we are now starting Operation Schnitzel freedom, helping fellow beer fans to open their pub in the region of Providence.

Contract duration: Until the barrels are empty.

We will be available for hire in four to six weeks.
Prost!

We are saying bye to Cloud ring.

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43 Comments

  1. Evoke will lose harder to Providence Fight Club than they did to Nubswarm, Testicles and the rest of the TCF pets they fought before

    Such a shitty overrated alliance

    October 31, 2010 at 1:04 am Reply
  2. Zombie

    there is no ev0ke

    October 31, 2010 at 1:09 am Reply
  3. this mail is an fake.

    I know that ev0ke don't move to Providance.

    They move to the russian blob in wicked creak.

    October 31, 2010 at 1:11 am Reply
  4. Thomas

    i doubt evoke will have much trouble down there.

    I wish them a nice time down there and good fights because thats what they are looking for.

    Thanks to evoke for the fights, you guys are some of the toughest players i fought in eve.

    October 31, 2010 at 1:17 am Reply
  5. Aineias Dardanos

    think they are boring to see NC fat asses and the noobblob-non-fight-strategy. NC catch one more region to graze sheeps.

    October 31, 2010 at 1:18 am Reply
  6. Halt die Fresse Imperian, sonst kom ich nach Neureut

    October 31, 2010 at 1:19 am Reply
  7. EvEmo

    "der evil TEST-Blobben has strucken" lol, <3 Evoke

    October 31, 2010 at 1:30 am Reply
  8. Attention Whore

    There goes the neighbourhood

    October 31, 2010 at 1:45 am Reply
  9. Ev0ke Fanboy

    I very much enjoyed seeing ev0ke win the conventional fights against NC. They did because they are playing the game with brains instead of numbers!

    Good luck to you guys in Providence!

    October 31, 2010 at 2:00 am Reply
  10. Karmic Enigma

    @ NC BLOB

    Are you butthurt due to Russian, Evoke or just your mom being invaded?

    October 31, 2010 at 2:07 am Reply
  11. Fettpampel: cool, dann kann ich deinen Arsch ja auch …

    October 31, 2010 at 2:14 am Reply
  12. NC BLOB

    Looks like the NC lag and blob tactics worked. Sad day for EVE.

    October 31, 2010 at 2:43 am Reply
  13. someone

    funny how trolls call every over-blobbed alliance a failed useless bunch of p@@ies etc etc. Seriously you guys should get a life. Your microscopic brains and childish ways, disrespect all prove one thing. You have such a low esteem in rl that best way you feel about yourself is join a e-blob and call your opponent names. grow up

    October 31, 2010 at 2:57 am Reply
  14. anon

    well.. to you who understand german.. one of the greatest trolls of all.. lol

    gl&hf evoke

    October 31, 2010 at 4:08 am Reply
  15. NC BLOB

    I agree Ev0ke Fanboy, Ev0ke have plenty of skills but at the end of the day NCs overwhelming numbers and use of lag won out in the end.

    October 31, 2010 at 5:29 am Reply
  16. PL Strat

    Evoke are a group of truly wonderful fighters, But you cant fight the tide.

    Its gonna take the Russains, IT and SC/Stainwagon to beat the NC once and for all, otherwise they will slowly take what is truly the North of the map.

    All Drone Regions and half of IT is really North when you look at map.

    October 31, 2010 at 7:22 am Reply
  17. provi hacker

    SO far havent seen any evoke and also we r not at civil war so to speak some fags just up'ed and left so our fight club is strong and if they wanna come and try gl

    October 31, 2010 at 7:26 am Reply
  18. Nanook

    Rabble Rabble blob… Rabble Rabble… nap Rabble Rabble carebear… Rabble Rabble scrub… and the NC just keeps getting bigger.

    End of the day, everyone likes to talk that smack, but most are more interested in stabilty and preserving their stuff. Eve is finally showing signs of being past its prime. It's all gotten too predictable. The marketing machine is in full swing but 2010 will probably see the first year when Eve subs and peak logged on players decline.

    October 31, 2010 at 8:55 am Reply
  19. Muhajay

    seriously… no one cares where that bunch of deadbeats go.

    they had enough vacation with killing useless noobs in the north and regardless where they head now, they'll get beaten up.

    October 31, 2010 at 10:51 am Reply
  20. lol

    <3 Ev0ke. you dont need to understand german to understand this.

    October 31, 2010 at 1:25 pm Reply
  21. Facts

    Evoke would win every battle against the Goons and their pets when the numbers were 4:1 or less. Goons responded by making sure they outnumbered Evoke 8:1 to secure a win. Whilst Evoke are superior in nearly aspect of pvp by a long shot, they are inferior in numbers, and thats what matters in the end. The goons and their nuthuggers, rather than improve their pvp skills and tactics, just arranged blobs instead.

    Its kinda like sleeping with your sister, sure its a stat, but nothing to boast about.

    October 31, 2010 at 1:45 pm Reply
  22. w00t

    fakemail..why should the leader of a german ally write a mail in english?

    October 31, 2010 at 2:19 pm Reply
  23. Da Schnaxxlhuaba

    cause otherwise nobody of you NC tards could read it, what a stupid question ^^

    October 31, 2010 at 3:58 pm Reply
  24. Oh Hi

    @Facts, we gave evoke several 1:1 battles and won in the end, just because the NC uses the blob tatics of sov warfare doesn't mean we don't like fair fights once and a while. Big props to ev0ke for lasting this long and there were so good fights not just overwhelming blobs. GL and I'm sure we'll see you again

    October 31, 2010 at 4:16 pm Reply
  25. The advertisment and racism of my friends disgruntels me!

    Guys, get your balls out off my ass.

    October 31, 2010 at 4:20 pm Reply
  26. Facts

    @Oh Hi, yes, you gave Evoke several 1:1 battles and lost them all, and indeed you did win in the end, by resorting to blobs. Indeed, the Goons and their slaves won in the end, the entire point of the conflict, but the boasting seen by the goons who lost every battle that was even close to fair in numbers, and only winning due to blobs, is kinda sad. The sister metaphor still very much stands. Sure, you got the stat, but its nothing to be proud of.

    October 31, 2010 at 4:20 pm Reply
  27. lol.

    You know that this is not true – we lost ALL 1:1 Fights, ALL!

    October 31, 2010 at 4:22 pm Reply
  28. The golden Horse

    LOOOL I fucking laughed my ass off!!! <3 ev0ke! take control, m8s

    October 31, 2010 at 4:23 pm Reply
  29. some0ne

    german language failed!

    October 31, 2010 at 4:28 pm Reply
  30. Random NC Guy

    I was at most the Fights, and its definately true that there wernt 1v1 fights short of us Shooting an IHUB and 15 Drakes heading home and fighting 15 of theres.

    I admit Evoke is superior in even numbers combat, they are some of the best, but they failed in Diplo.

    In reality they needed more Pets like the NC to pad numbers.

    October 31, 2010 at 8:01 pm Reply
  31. WIdot Dude

    GFs to Ev0ke, and insane points for what has to be the most awesome "surrender" (I can't even really call it that.) letter I've ever had the pleasure of reading.

    Enjoy tearing apart Prov guys! Besides, sometimes holding Sov sucks, and you can have much more fun roaming.

    October 31, 2010 at 8:02 pm Reply
  32. enjos news

    for all non-germans, try to find a native-speaker whos a very creative translater, this mail is just awesome funny^^

    October 31, 2010 at 10:12 pm Reply
  33. bitter troll

    I, for one, welcome our new German overlords

    October 31, 2010 at 10:38 pm Reply
  34. Sir_Cadvan

    Better get the hell out of CVA operations xD

    October 31, 2010 at 11:56 pm Reply
  35. Tulsa

    Just few words for Evoke. Lot of pilots were proud of your actions against NC. Keeps it on.

    November 1, 2010 at 3:04 am Reply
  36. Montolio

    To be fair GSF was the bulk of the Cloud Ring fleets and Rydis, skymarshal of goons have done a majority of the planning.

    November 1, 2010 at 4:03 am Reply
  37. Macbeth

    Apparently Soda think they gonna be putting some hurt on evoke using their incomparable supercap fleet. You better watch out evoke, these guys are srs bsns with skills that kills etc.

    November 2, 2010 at 3:49 pm Reply
  38. Ur235

    Wreckon Evoke are gonna help out DT? Being as EVOKE/CH/ and DT fought the NC togeather for the best part of a year, sure DT aint very good now but back then when they were a 700 man alliance they were pretty epic in fights.

    Moving into Providence would certainly give them oppurtunities to help out DT, altho tbf I doubt its gonna happen lol

    November 3, 2010 at 5:36 pm Reply
  39. Ichera

    From a purely neutral perspective of being an NC pilot it seemed like DT abandoned EV0KE and allies and just left them hanging alone.

    So they may and go help stain wagon >.>

    November 3, 2010 at 5:47 pm Reply
  40. Random -A- Guy

    If evoke are genuinely moving then I would think they'll stay neutral and go for the good fights given what I've read about them in the past.

    Prolly better for them to decide to gate crash and make three ways then side one way or the other

    November 3, 2010 at 5:50 pm Reply
  41. Ur235

    DT didnt abandon Evoke they even asked them to join them but ofc that wasnt going to happen but it would have been rude not to ask them, and when DT did finally leave they gave Evoke all of their moons and whatever else they could give them they did

    But yeh your probably right Evoke and Ewoks can cause any alliance alot of trouble as they seem to be able to pull togeather 200 man fleets from a pool of just over 2k players. It would be smarter for them to stay neutral and get lotsa good fights which as we know is usually evokes way

    November 3, 2010 at 6:11 pm Reply
  42. Yarrrr, i'v killed ev0ke. They lost CR only because of ME!

    Now ev0ke has CVA in their bluelist and get fucked from some NRDS-carebears.

    November 5, 2010 at 12:21 am Reply
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